had to immortalize this comment from my friend, shout out shaina
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guys... I think... I think Alan Alda might be attractive???????
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Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history
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as any really good writer will tell you, there are 7 basic types of story:
rags to riches
man vs man
man vs bee
voyage to meat world
coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb
amateur pornography
godzilla
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top 10 secret colours
1. greep
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A patron of terrible things. Face of the void, head of the sun.
Finally finished this guy!
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I love the list of "lyrically questionable" songs to play after 9/11. It's so baffling. Included on this list: Only the Good Die Young. Not included on this list: Miami 2017, the song by the same artist that is quite explicitly about the destruction of New York City.
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movie night movie night movie ni
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I just know the 8063rd gossips about the 4077th. Dr Yamato returns like "wow do you know that Hawkeye guy? What a freak!" and everyone who was there during the Hawkeye Margaret break-up speed run is like "yeah"
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Me: I hate gossip
Also me:
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David Teniers the Younger, Archduke Leopold Wilhelm in his Painting Gallery in Brussels (1651)
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not funny didn’t laugh + you fell off + ratio + i’m impaling you on a chrome tree of thorns existing outside the constraints of time, causing you to be in unceasing agonizing pain eternally with no hope of death to release you
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presenting this dialogue without any context because I made myself laugh really hard with it-
"“How about Lizzie Bennet?” … “We’ve got so much in common. We read a lot of books, and we’re deeply annoying to rich men who actually love us a whole lot.”
“You wish you could be Elizabeth Bennet.”
“I think you’re my Mr. Darcy.”
“I think I should’ve checked you for head injuries.”"
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