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America Ferrera at the 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' Studios (2024)

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#I can't find any straight explanation

Barbie (2033) dir. Greta Gerwig

#alex you had to post this just as barbie was about to **** gloria with a *** *** in my story you are not helping 🤣 #barbie #barbie x gloria #glorbie #shining omg Sasha knows her mom just had a lesbian awakening

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Ally McBeal Being Right About Life  → 1/?

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Buying a car

English added by me :)

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#doing this with Barbie and Gloria I'd love to see how my psych from my younger years deals with this. 🤣

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Ain't no way there's still people in 2024 who think the Gilmores weren't absolutely awful parents to Lorelai

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#i love that this poll assumes nobody on tumblr can handle the horror that is talk radio on either side (or even neutral slice of life talk) #as for me #it's either music or radio #and with radio blowing now since it all comes from new york or la #only for sports #fun tip; if your local audacy station has 'the bru show' he's never been outside la and he knows nothing about your town

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Update: Barbie has just given Gloria the nickname "Horny Honduran Honeybee". 🐝 🇭🇳

Last night I wanted to create another Glorbie mini-fic post...

That isn't happening because the gals decided they'd rather be part of a full fic. 🤣 Hopefully will have it out in a couple days?

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did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

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Last night I wanted to create another Glorbie mini-fic post...

That isn't happening because the gals decided they'd rather be part of a full fic. 🤣 Hopefully will have it out in a couple days?

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i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that's what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it

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Paris "I can't go to the same college as my boyfriend, that will look like I went there just to be with him— instead I'll go to the same college as my rival and request to be roommates because I think we still have an emotional journey together" Geller

Paris "I'm gonna seek the new girl out on campus to whisper poetry into her ear as an intimidation tactic" Geller

Paris "wow Rory dating would be so much easier if I were gorgeous and talented and charming and wonderful like you" Geller

Paris "going to this concert with you has literally been the best night of my life" Geller

Paris "I told you I didn't want to study in person because there would be no point in just sitting around together staring at each other, then showed up anyway" Geller

Paris "anytime I have a major life event, the first person I tell is Rory" Geller

Paris "we had a fight so now the only reasonable response is a broken-hearted swordfight" Geller

#paris i'm sorry you have it bad #paris x rory #paris geller #paris gellar #gilmore girls

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Where that New England Gothic post

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:: highschool sweethearts au

despite her very conservative family (consequence of being first-gen of an hispanic household) gloria is the openly nb bisexual of their class, everyone knows they're queer since they were in 6th grade, and no one has a problem with it...besides barbie.

barbie is the pretty popular blonde girl in highschool everyone that glances eyes at her believes in love at first sight, but no one knows the secret she hides inside...besides gloria.

an au where barbie hates gloria for having such an awesome gaydar till she finally admits to herself that she's a lesbian and is, in fact, in love with her nemesis.

gloria is non binary and goes by she/they <3

ps: this happens when you spend your day reading "i kissed shara wheeler"

ib: @gooeyringtown @mrgottrobbie