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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.
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horcrux ensamble picture <3
(nagini is a just a snake, has always been a snake, was born a snake and died a snake and if you say ‘maledictus’ to me i will reply ‘gesundheit’)
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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the problem with having a decade old tumblr blog is that there are posts on it from a decade ago
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there's a massive cadre of people on here who can best be described by the phrase "be gay do war crimes"
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Some frog wizard magic ✨
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Because I circulated a call to action about it here that got some traction: to those of you who contacted Maine legislators when it counted, thank you— it worked. Maine just passed sanctuary-state-level protection for trans rights.
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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to this day i cannot BELIEVE aang called up and blew off like nine avatars just because they didnt offer any vegan options to ending the war
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Good boys get treats
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"You intend to watch him kill me?"
"I intend to watch him change you."
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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??
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