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A list of Jesse Eisenberg's writing

I made a list of Jesse Eisenberg's writing.

2009

NOV 30 Manageable Tongue Twisters.

2010

FEB 24 Marxist-Socialists Jokes

2011

JUL 21 A Post Gender Normative Man Tries to Pick Up a Woman at a Bar

DEC 07 ACTOR & PLAYWRIGHT JESSE EISENBERG ON THE THRILL OF THE STAGE

2012

JAN 25 Courage Is Just an Act

FEB 15 Jeremy Lin Has Helped Me Through Some Pretty Tough Times

MAR 12 Jesse Eisenberg on His Lifelong Aversion to Youth Culture

MAY 24 Sushi Nozawa

JUN 06 Masgouf

JUL 09 The Whiskey Blue Bar at the W Hotel

AUG 01 TCBY

AUG 20 Robert Frost Elementary School Cafeteria

OCT 02 Organix vs. the San Gennaro Street Festival

NOV 21 Thanksgiving With Vegans

DEC 11 Body Rituals Among the Lauxesortem

2013

FEB 22 Matthew’s House

MAR 17 Marv Albert Is My Therapist

APR 15 The League, Passed Down

APR 17 I Didn’t Win Any Pulitzer Prizes This Year

APR 25 A Marriage Counselor Tries to Heckle at a Knicks Game

JUN 03 Fuddruckers and an Unreliable New Friend

JUN 24 Separation-Anxiety Sleepaway Camp

AUG 06 A Crawfish Boil and Dad’s New Family

SEP 09 A Bully Does His Research

OCT 02 A Post Gender Normative Woman Tries to Pick Up a Man at a Bar

OCT 07 Final Conversations at Pompeii

NOV 01 The Museum of Natural History and Making Compromises

NOV 12 Alexander Graham Bell’s First Five Phone Calls

DEC 12 The Ashram and Mom

2014

JAN 20 If I Was Fluent in . . .

JUN 10 Carmelo Anthony and I Debrief Our Friends After a Pickup Game at the Y.M.C.A.

2015

MAY 25 Men and Dancing

SEP 01 My Nephew Has Some Questions

SEP 09 My Spam Plays Hard to Get

NOV 22 THE GUY WHO HATED NOW YOU SEE ME, A SHORT STORY

NOV 23 An Honest Film Review

2016

JAN 27 What Do You Do When Your Mother Won’t Shut Up at The Ballet?

FEB 04 Act Like You Know

FEB 12 Why I Broke Up with the Little Mermaid

MAY 19 My Cousin Recently Became A Realtor

NOV 04 SELF-DEPRECATING HEROES

DEC 11 LOW TALK IN HIGH PLACES

2017

JAN 23 YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW

JAN 25 My Very Good Friend

FEB 01 发现肉——致中国读者

MAR 04 HAVE YOU DINED WITH US BEFORE?

NOV 14 Mongolia

2018

JAN 15 Sad Stuff on the Street

MAR 20 Thanks, Giving

MAY 14 My N.B.A. Knowledge Comes In Handy

MAY 18 One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: The Natural Order of the World Depends On It

MAY 31 Jesse Eisenberg on the Relentless Work Ethic of Philip Roth

DEC 05 The Cast Members and Their Crew

2019

JAN 03 MY SISTER PUSHES THE LOBSTER

NOV 21 My Two-Year-Old Requests Just One More Song Before Bed

NOV 23 Jesse Eisenberg: Recommends four contemporary plays

2021

MAR 02 Writer Courtney Zoffness and Jesse Eisenberg on the Radical Compassion of Art

2022

NOV 07 Content Warning

2023

FEB 20 A G.P.S. Route for My Anxiety

#jesse eisenberg

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mateuszbanasiuk: Kilka kadrów z festiwalu Off Camera w Krakowie. Tyle się tu dzieje! Zawsze chętnie tu przyjeżdżam. Tym bardziej, że w przeszłości otrzymałem tu jedną z najważniejszych dla siebie nagród aktorskich. @mastercardoffcamerafestival 🫶 #OffCamera #Film #Festival #Kraków

Gaia Weiss, Jesse Eisenberg and Mateusz Banasiuk via mateuszbanasiuk on Instagram, 05/06/2023.

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Masterpost of Jesse Eisenberg's writing

McSweeney’s articles—here is a link to all of them, and listed individually:

Manageable Tongue Twisters

Marxist-Socialists Jokes

A Post Gender Normative Man Tries to Pick Up a Woman at a Bar (and here is a recording of Jesse reading this)

Jeremy Lin Has Helped Me Through Some Pretty Tough Times

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Sushi Nozawa

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Masgouf

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: The Whiskey Blue Bar at the W Hotel

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: TCBY

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Robert Frost Elementary School Cafeteria

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Organix vs. the San Gennaro Street Festival

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Thanksgiving With Vegans

Body Rituals Among the Lauxesortem

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Matthew’s House

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Fuddruckers and an Unreliable New Friend

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: A Crawfish Boil and Dad’s New Family

New Yorker articles:

Marv Albert Is My Therapist (and a dramatic reading by Jesse and Marv Albert)

I Didn’t Win Any Pulitzer Prizes This Year

A Marriage Counselor Tries to Heckle at a Knicks Game

Separation-Anxiety Sleepaway Camp

My Mother Explains the Ballet to Me

A Short Story Written with Thought-to-Text Technology

A Bully Does His Research

BlackBook Magazine: Actor & Playwright Jesse Eisenberg on the Thrill of the Stage

Men’s Health: Jesse Eisenberg on Fear

Bullett: Jesse Eisenberg on His Lifelong Aversion to Youth Culture

Slam: The League, Passed Down: Actor Jesse Eisenberg’s love for the Knicks is in his blood

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#2011 #golden globes #my gifs #my edits #jesse eisenberg

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#jesse eisenberg #2011 #golden globes #my gifs #my edit

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Jesse Eisenberg at the Deadline Studio at Cannes Film Festival at the American Pavilion in Cannes, France on May 18, 2022.

#jesse eisenberg #when you finish saving the world #2022 #cannes

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#jesse eisenberg #2022

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Photocall of WHEN YOU FINISH SAVING THE WORLD

#Jesse Eisenberg #julianne moore #finn wolfhard #When You Finish Saving The World #2022 #sdlc2022

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05/06/2022

#jesse eisenberg #2022 #fiit #Fleishman is in Trouble

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#callum turner #theseus scamander #pretty blondie #my gifs #my edits

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#Callum Turner #theseus scamander #fantastic beasts #my gifs #my edits

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#callum turner #my gifs #my edits #fantastic beasts #theseus scamander

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#scamander brothers #newt scamander #theseus scamander #fantastic beats and where to find them #the crimes of grindelwald #the secret of dumbledore #my edits #my gifs

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#jesse eisenberg #when you finish saving the world #cannes critics week #julianne moore #finn wolfhard

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Can not believe I haven’t posted anything in 2 years...BUT I’m back and try to post more news of jesse or something else lol.

#personal