it's robin's world the whole hsr universe is just happening within it
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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.
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pt. 2 - wild card
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im not the unreliable narrator im the narrator who stepped up
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yeah, you like daddy's spotify links? click play... good boy. now the like button. you're being so good for daddy... and a comment. 'sir, your spotify links change my life every day.' that's it, faggot... on your knees for my links. open up. you look so pretty taking my third link of the day...
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Yippee
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sorry i shot and killed your beloved father when he implicated himself in a murder that he didn't commit, do you still think i'm hot?
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he died in a wii remote recalibration accident
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this place feels familiar...
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can you get that weird guy out of here please. I’m starting to feel a little bit flustered and i don’t want to confront & come to terms with that right now
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Turning the brightness all the way down on my phone so the businesswomen on my 7am train can't see me suck shit at sudoku
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A ghost 🩸
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[banging on your wall while youre having sex next door] excuse me. excuse me what are you guys doing
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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself
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monodrama
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom
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Cashier: all right, your total will be 49.87 you can tap or insert—
Me: hey. I just wanted to say… thank you for selling me these items.
^just a new interaction i was thinking of doing, to make the world a little brighter
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