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if i had the animating prowess i'd animate every john tavares media availability but replace him with kermit

#incredibly relevant to my blog concept op #(shrine to mister muppet man)

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do you ever just want to cry because you thought you caught lightning in a bottle but it's gone again

#ooof johnny 😭 #91 jt #leafs

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Darcy Kuemper appreciation post

Black & White - Road Conditioning

#you would think im on a tag deep dive but no the followed tag algorithm is just being very generous today #anyway. ogling respectfully #35 nothing kuempers to you #kings

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Get to Know Darcy Kuemper (x)

#oh baby kuemps 🥹🥹🥹 #thank u followed tags for showing me this #35 nothing kuempers to you #kings

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a loss is a loss but are you ever really a loser when you've got someone this pretty tending your goal?

#35 jarry #pens

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there was a little girl who had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead

#prettiest birthday princess!!! #35 jarry #pens #hbd girlie

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I am going to tear up if I think about it too hard. but the fact that he did this makes me think that he thinks he might not be back.

#don't do this to me oshbabe #i cant take this right after the big jeff surprise (to me) retirement 😭 #77 dieser oschie #horrible end of (post)season for enjoyers of 77 wearing players #caps

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funniest thing you can do is have photos of celebrities/characters in your home/wallet replacing where youd usually see family

“oh is this framed picture of your… cousin?”

“oh no thats NHL star Boston Bruins goalie Jeremy Swayman. I kiss him everynight before I sleep”

#me with my six hockey men in my wallet #i open up my wallet to pay. you are flashed a smile by motivational message john tavares #also somehow the tkachuk brothers share a shelf with a picture of my dad in my bookshelf. go figure #i should downsize my pocket hockey men but the face people make seeing the card of geno with the tiny hockey kids?; #and tanger on the ice in the goalie cam? priceless

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nate and cale after scoring together in the tendy tandem | asg 2023 skills: tendy tandem | 2.3.23

#lanches #29 my good friend natemac #8 blushy

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Kris's 1000th game

#prettiest kitty in all the land #58 tanger #pens #i miss you bbygirl...

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2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs: Round 1, Game 4 Canucks @ Predators | April 28, 2024

#putting him in my pocket #43 quinnifer #nucks

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Okay that ranked very high in my personal anthem ranking

#canucks lb

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the vibe i bring to the function:

#canucks lb

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└pregame raw: mikko rantanen | round one, game four: col vs. wpg

#love you loads mikko but i have now realized horrible things #youre what the mattdrai lovechild would look like #96 mikko #lanches

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old friends are the most precious thing in the entire world. some web weaving for mikko and arsi.

#🥹🥹🥹🥹 #lanches #62 lekki #96 mikko

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I swear he's got the biggest smile every time they cut to him

#I'm not immune to sway #bruins

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senators @ flyers | 01.21.24

#hiiiii #28 claude 😍 #sens