murrmielmur

[murrmielmur]

@archangelcrowliel I am proud to report: mission accomplished.

@ellietheduck

Châteauneuf-du-BLAP

I'm not even sorry, I saw this photo and an hour later this happened.

#sandalphon's heart eyes #murrmiel #mission accomplished

[murrmielmur]

/Well, I'm not available in any case. Someone has to sacrifice themselves and make an effort, but it ain't me\

*phones @gingerbreedhouse* Do you have a professional? Must dress up as an angel ….

Châteauneuf-du-BLAP

I'm not even sorry, I saw this photo and an hour later this happened.

#murrmiel panics #It ain't me you're looking for #babe

[murrmielmur]

/Phew, that worked, now I have to check the other one/

@sandalphonsgoldteeth did my pornography stop your tears?

Châteauneuf-du-BLAP

I'm not even sorry, I saw this photo and an hour later this happened.

#oh please let him stop crying

[murrmielmur]

*sighs* Oh, charming canard, I guess I must console you now too ... Would you like some frozen peas?

Châteauneuf-du-BLAP

I'm not even sorry, I saw this photo and an hour later this happened.

#murrmielmur #murrmiel must think really hard

[murrmielmur]

@ellietheduck Oh, why did you make him cry?? Now I have to bring more pornography to make him stop crying...

Oh enlightened lacrymose archangel, who has built His house close to the water, graciously accept my latest delivery …@sandalphonsgoldteeth

Châteauneuf-du-BLAP

I'm not even sorry, I saw this photo and an hour later this happened.

#good omens rp #murrmiel is sandalphon's personal assistant

[murrmielmur]

[*scribbles a note: Heaven's official stance = guns give weight to a moral argument*]

I'll give it a go. At the moment I have my hands full trying to stop him from crying. I don't know yet how he'll react to my latest delivery of heavenly pornography. He is demanding.

Châteauneuf-du-BLAP

I'm not even sorry, I saw this photo and an hour later this happened.

#archangel crowliel #sandalphon's personal assistant murrmiel #angel at heart

[murrmielmur]

I apologise for interfering in this conversation. But I'm pretty sure that this is not @archangelcrowliel. Because the archangel is a ethereal being who would never touch gross things like a weapon. Also the archangel looks like this:

Châteauneuf-du-BLAP

I'm not even sorry, I saw this photo and an hour later this happened.

#good omens rp #totally real archangel crowliel #murrmiel in rightful indignation

[murrmielmur]

Oh my goodness! This is it! Vivienne Westwood Gold Label corset and skirt in the A/W12 Fashion Issue of @StylistMagazine

Vivienne Westwood

#murrmielmur #good omens rp #vivienne westwood #fashion #fashionista #fashion temptations

[murrmielmur]

Why murder hornet? @archangelcrowliel is like a miraculous dragonfly. Just look at the elegance!

CROWLEY FASHIONISTA IN HEAVEN SECOND COMING

the angels are horrified ✨

#crowliel #golswia art #good omens fan art #artists on tumblr #crowley in heaven #fashionista crowley #achangel crowley

[murrmielmur]

Heavenly Sex

@sandalphonsgoldteeth I am bringing you more pornography to keep you happy:

And your friend:

#murrmielmur #murrmiel is ace #murrmiel has very vague ideas about sex #this is a hard task for them

[murrmielmur]

This is veeeeery pretty. Reminds me of @archangelcrowliel

But why is there a .... cat?

✨️ 𝓛𝓮𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓫𝓮 𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 ✨️

Crowley Starmaker but, again, make it the cover of Vogue uBu✨️

#good omens rp #archangel crowliel #murrmielmur #artists on tumblr

[murrmielmur]

@docdust Hello, thanks for the offer. But I don't drink. The gold teeth you organised for me came in handy though!

@muriel-not-the-dim-one I agree. It wasn't cool of Metatron to call you dim. That was rather cruel of him. Reminds me of the bullies in hell.

It's different when you're angry with yourself, when you've pushed very hard for something and then put it all on the line out of sheer negligence. And that's just so typically demon. We They just fuck screw mess up all the time.

You're asking me what kind of demon I want to be. No kind, I don't want to be a demon. I'm not one of them. The departmen I was in for practically thousands of years was filled to the brim with icky life forms. You can't imagine the stench. And they burp and fart all day long because they eat the strangest things out of boredom. They don't really have challenging chores and were constantly harassing me, calling me gay and stuff. I don't eat and I don't drink.

When I finally made up my mind to speak to our union representative, everything got much better. And quickly! @ask-eric-the-disposable-demon advised me to apply for a change of department after @the-demon-team had threatened me with a bathtub full of holy water. I had only asked how I could drop out of being a demon … They must have found that very funny.

@lower-management handed me the final papers and I have to say, if I had known this kind of demon beforehand, my opinion would have been better. But I had never spoken to anyone from management before. I had no idea they were so professional. I'm supposed to be working in the Temptations department now, but before I could really try it out, I thought I might as well test my luck and apply for a job as an angel directly with @the-archangel-squad.

I was accepted because I managed to stop Sandalphon from crying. Now I'm his personal assistant. It's not so easy to stop him from weeping. So far I've only found two ways:

Artful eye make-up

pornography

The next thing I'm going to try is fashion. I'm into that anyway, also because it's a way of working with temptations. I must find a way to combine both my jobs.

I wonder if I'm an angel now that I've been hired. I don't feel that angelic. I haven't met the big four in person yet: the archangels Michael, Uriel, Gabriel and Aziraphale. I did meet the most important angel [*sighs*], but only briefly.

What would you suggest to stop Sandalphon from crying? I'm worried that the two remedies I've found might wear off quite quickly …

Murrmiel panics

Oh, I'm so f*cked!!! Why am I making such a mess? This is soooo typically demon. I work hard for something and then screw the whole thing up out of sheer dumbassery.

Serves me right. Once a demon, always a demon.

[falls back into demonic swearing and growling]

How the Hell Heaven did I write @the-demon-team instead of @the-archangel-squad? What is wrong with me?

[throws dictionaries into a corner, bites off her golden nails and scrapes them across the surface of the walls of her apartment]

Right. So. [blows nose]

I need to get back on track. Go back to heaven, to Sandalphon, bring him more pornography and maybe nail polish (?). He might like nail polish. I need this job. I want to be good.

#go rp #murrmielmur #good omens rp #murrmielmur wants to be an angel #murrmiel wants to be like archangel crowliel

[murrmielmur]

“Sometimes, the strongest people in the morning are the people who cried all night.”

— Book of prosperity

[murrmielmur]

Murrmiel panics

Oh, I'm so f*cked!!! Why am I making such a mess? This is soooo typically demon. I work hard for something and then screw the whole thing up out of sheer dumbassery.

Serves me right. Once a demon, always a demon.

[falls back into demonic swearing and growling]

How the Hell Heaven did I write @the-demon-team instead of @the-archangel-squad? What is wrong with me?

[throws dictionaries into a corner, bites off her golden nails and scrapes them across the surface of the walls of her apartment]

Right. So. [blows nose]

I need to get back on track. Go back to heaven, to Sandalphon, bring him more pornography and maybe nail polish (?). He might like nail polish. I need this job. I want to be good.

#good omens rp #murrmielmur #murrmielmur panics

[murrmielmur]

Oh my Angels, this was a typo! I was so excited that my job application was accepted by @the-archangel-squad that I used the wrong address. Of course I did not apply to Hell's Management for a job!!! I wanted to quit Hell!

I am working for you as glorious and amazing Sandalphon's assistant! I also already stopped him from crying twice! And I am working hard to live up to your expectations!!!

Reading List

Now that @the-demon-team accepted my job application, I have to prepare to become @sandalphonsgoldteeth personal assistant. Under no circumstances should he begin to cry again ....

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#the archangel squad suspects #murrmiel is horriefied #such a stupid mistake! #what will archangel crowliel now think of me? #am I a double agent? #once a demon always a demon? #no! #once an angel always an angel!!!! #murrmiel angst

[murrmielmur]

I bought it.

Ange Ou Démon (Angel or Demon) by Givenchy No I didn't buy it because it reminded me of them.

Narrator: *She bought it because it reminded her of them*

#angel or demon? #good omens angels #good omens demons #good omens #good omens roleplay #good omens rp #archangel crowliel forever #archangel crowliel #murrmiel #murrmielmur #perfume

[murrmielmur]

Oh my S...... It is incredible how much @archangelcrowliel SLAYS!!!

[*kneels down and worships*]

CROWLEY FASHIONISTA IN HEAVEN SECOND COMING

the angels are horrified ✨

#crowliel #crowley in heaven #artists on tumblr #good omens fan art #golswia art #fashionista crowley