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Don’t look at things you know will make you angry. Don’t read the comment sections. Don’t look at the blogs of people who add dumb comments to posts to confirm that they’re dumb all the time. Don’t read old conversations you had with people you don’t talk to anymore. Go look at pictures of kittens or something instead. Protect yourself from negativity in every way you can.

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"i use it/its pronouns" is actually a code word for "i am a really cool and epic person" so if u see someone w/ that or similar in its bio be sure to befriend it and be there for it and listen to it and hug it cuz it is so cool it deserves it!!!

#yeah!!! #it is a really cool person

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Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you’re reblogging from.

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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

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He’s kind of slaying

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Every time I see a cooking video, I want to go to my kitchen with a bunch of supplies, search up a recipe for something and then do fuck-shit while kinda following the recipe. My instincts will tell me how much I need to make it

#cooking #baking #muffin tangents #unfortunately parents probably won't like it

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#beautiful

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It's actually kind of funny when you thought you were done having Adult Hindsight realisations about your childhood, and then those epiphanies start clicking together like a jigsaw puzzle.

Like oh huh, my childhood actually wasn't all that sunshine and rainbows, that thing that was normal back then actually wasn't normal at all. And hold on that friend who was really close to us and was always staying over and on so many sleepovers was actually practically living with us because their own home was so fucked and unsafe that they couldn't live there.

And then it clicks like wait the fuck up how fucked was their home that yours was the safe place.

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a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

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Favorite adderall review

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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

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#god i love this so much #i think that's a crow? i really like them :)((

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years