Just hear me out. Deadpool has guns and he definitely knows how to use them in bed and I'm not talking about just holding it to your head iykwim
cw. nsfw, gn!reader, gun play, vague fear kink (?), thigh riding *not proofread, just pure horny
[you made me remember that one video I saw on twitter a while ago 😭😭]
MINORS DNI!!
no bc this isn't the first time I thought of this scenario-
to keep it short and sweet; he'd fuck you with his gun
the mf wouldn't even tell you if it was loaded or not (they never are), he thrives with how much you trust him
and loves to point out how much you're loving it which only makes your hole clench tighter around the barrel of the gun
"you're liking this a little too much, don'tcha think?" just to push the barrel in further and burn the image of you writhing against your bed in his mind
but he's also enjoying this, very much
it's evident in the way he grinds his hips into your thigh
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