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what’s up tumblr.
guess who’s back with a sad girl post.
even after more than a year i still feel guilty about shit that wasn’t mine to feel guilty about.
i feel like it doesn’t matter what i do anymore because i will never be as physically fit as i want to be
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shut up and kiss me
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when you haven’t had sex in a while
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queen of humor
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I always wondered where that one painting came from…
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The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too they have no idea what the context is, they’re just always ready to party no matter what 
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I’m so excited for my show😭🥰
Also who needs a ring light when you have a five bulb, adjustable lamp?
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“what will your kids think of that tattoo?” my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
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