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When Daddy cuts my French toast for me. 💕

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no offense but I heard the evil scientist say he likes studying me better than you

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Layers Upon Layers.

Muscle, Flesh.

Muscle, Flesh.

Muscle, Flesh.

I Can Survive Atmospheric Entry. OK?

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peeling a clementine is so easy. it comes so naturally. its inviting… the clementine WANTS to be peeled. its melancholic, sanguine… but an orange? whats an orange but a nuisance… the orange torments and mocks with its brute strength. it exists only to create chaos. next time you decide to indulge in a citrus delight, heed my word. choose the clementine 

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wow your hole is amazingggg great balls too 😍😍 anyways as i was saying in Mario Kart Wii on the Daisy Circuit track there’s this giant statue of Daisy and Luigi holding hands and dancing which yet again hints at them being in a romantic relationship. Nintendo still hasn’t officially confirmed it but it continues to be teased in various spin-off games.

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if the truman show came out in 2020 trumans life would be livestreamed 24/7 and the twitch chat would be absolutely wildin. poggers

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When chickens of any

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#love #fav

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a bird apartment

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RIHANNA photographed for Allure Magazine

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@andreavalle on Instagram

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