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im so fuckin sad lol

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😇💓✨

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could anyone help me code a petpage layout? i'm trying to get iconic back off the ground!!

#neopets #neotag

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ofc i choose the day of the shutdown totry and come off hiatus

#original #text post #neopets

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terror mountain ftw! fifth year in a row, bitchezzzzz

#neopets #neotag #terror mountain

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I've worked hard on mine it's on polka_dot_socks_

please reply with the account your gallery is on! i love seeing others’ galleries; collections are so fascinating to browse.

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i'd love to! my accounts polka_dot_socks_

So when neopets does come back up does anyone want to be my neofriend? I don’t have any since I just started a new account after being gone for probably more than five years? I’m guessing at that it might have been longer.

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Is neopets being temporarily offline their April fools joke

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Excuse u

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the one without eyes is discounted

Lets have a good game of “Spot the Difference”

#neotag #neopets

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Me:

You:

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ugh can someone help me my code isn't working I'm getting three -blocked- from this url: -blocked- errors

if someone could take a look at it I'd super appreciate it

<style> body { background: url("http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/345/7/7/iconiclayout_by_faerietaledreams-d6xmcvb.png"); } table { background-color: transparent; } font.sf, table img { display: none; } #nav { left: 149px; top: 135px; width: 219px; height: 188px; text-align: center; }

a.nav { width: 199px; padding: 7 0 7 0; margin: 0 0 22 0; background: #3a332b; font: 9pt tahoma; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; display: block; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 2px; } a.nav2 { width: 700px; padding: 7 0 7 0; margin: 0 0 22 0; background: #3a332b; font: 9pt tahoma; color: #fff; text-decoration: none; display: block; text-transform: lowercase; letter-spacing: 2px; } a.nav:hover { width: 199px; background: #fff; font: 9pt tahoma; text-decoration: none; color: #43372c; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 2px; } #buttons { left: 147px; top: 335px; width: 219px; height: 216px; } #content { top: 100px; left: 465px; width: 740px; height: 462px; font: 7pt verdana; color: #f1ede4; overflow: hidden; letter-spacing: 1px; } .cont { width: 740px; height: 462px; overflow: auto; } h1 { margin: 0 0 5 0; color: #fff; font: 9pt tahoma; text-align: center; text-transform: uppercase; background: #3a332b; letter-spacing: 2px; padding: 5 0 5 0; } textarea.button { margin: 5px; width: 88px; height: 20px; font: 4pt verdana; } img.button { margin: 5px; } b { color: #f54e3c; } i { color: #444598; } a { color: #ed974c; text-decoration: none; } a:hover { color: transparent; } </style>

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</div> <div id="icons" class="cont"> <h1>icons</h1> <center> <a class="nav2" href="#nr">neo-related</a> <a class="nav2" href="#movies">movies</a> <a class="nav2" href="#tv">tv</a> <a class="nav2" href="#other">other</a> </center> </div> <div id="nr" class="cont"> <h1>neorelated</h1> <center> <img src= "http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/312/5/c/medusa_by_faerietaledreams-d6ti1n9.png" border="4"> <img src= "http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/311/0/9/air_faerie_by_faerietaledreams-d6teyb0.png" border="4"> <img src= "http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/294/9/c/devil_by_faerietaledreams-d6rdpgd.png" border="4"> <img src= "http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/294/f/0/werelupe_by_faerietaledreams-d6rdoic.png" border="4"> <img src= "http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/294/c/6/halloween_aisha_by_faerietaledreams-d6rdoa5.png" border="4"> <img src= "http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/280/9/7/bart_by_faerietaledreams-d6pli7m.png" border="4"> <img src= "http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/279/d/5/cybunny_by_faerietaledreams-d6pil9h.png" border="4"> <img src= "http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/279/8/f/petpet_by_faerietaledreams-d6pikkc.png" border="4"> <img src= "http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/279/2/d/yurble_by_faerietaledreams-d6pim52.png" border="4"> <img src= "http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/279/c/1/pandaphant_by_faerietaledreams-d6pii17.png" border="4"> <img src=http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/279/4/9/king_by_faerietaledreams-d6pify6.png" border="4"> <img src= "http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/279/f/a/korbatwitch_by_faerietaledreams-d6pieeb.png" border="4"> <img src= "http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/279/a/7/korbat_by_faerietaledreams-d6pibvw.png" border="4"> <img src= "http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/279/d/4/edna_by_faerietaledreams-d6pib0c.png" border="4"> <img src= "http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/279/b/b/korbat_by_faerietaledreams-d6piaiu.png" > <img src= "http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/279/3/6/gilly_by_faerietaledreams-d6pi9jb.png" border="4"> <img src= "http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/279/6/d/eliv_pumpkin_by_faerietaledreams-d6pi88t.png" border="4"> <img src= "http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/279/e/7/eliv_thade_by_faerietaledreams-d6phjfh.png" border="4"> <img src= "http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/279/0/2/zombie_kacheek_by_faerietaledreams-d6ph7tf.png" border="4"> <img src= "http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/279/9/4/quig_by_faerietaledreams-d6phafb.png" border="4"> <img src= "http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/279/7/6/monster_by_faerietaledreams-d6ph998.png" border="4"> <img src= "http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/279/2/9/fat_mohog_by_faerietaledreams-d6ph8p9.png" border="4"> </div> <div id="movies" class="cont"> </div> <div id="tv" class="cont"> </div> <div id="other" class="cont"> </div> <div id="more" class="cont"> <h1>more</h1> <b>Bold</b> <i>Italic</i> <a href="/">Link</a> Cow tipping or cow pushing is the purported activity of sneaking up on an unsuspecting upright cow and pushing it over for entertainment. The practice of cow tipping is generally considered an urban legend, as cows do not sleep standing up, and the implication that a cow can be pushed over and not stand up again is incorrect, as, unless injured, cows routinely lie down and can easily regain their footing. The implication that rural citizens seek such entertainment due to lack of other alternatives is also generally viewed as urban legend that stereotypes people who live in rural areas.<br> The urban legend of cow-tipping relies upon the presumption that cattle are slow-moving, slow-witted and weak-legged, thus easily pushed over without much force. However, unlike horses, cattle do not sleep while standing; they only rest that way, and they are easily disturbed. Furthermore, numerous sources have questioned the practice's feasibility, since most cows weigh over half a ton, and easily resist any lesser pushing force.<br>A 2005 study led by Margo Lillie, a doctor of zoology at the University of British Columbia, concluded that tipping a cow would require an exertion of 2,910 newtons (654.2 lbf) of force, and is therefore impossible to perform by a single person. Her calculations found that it would take at least two people to apply enough force to push over a cow if the cow does not react and reorient its footing. If the cow does react, it would take at least four people to push it over. Lillie noted that cattle are well aware of their surroundings and are very difficult to surprise, due to excellent senses of both smell and hearing, but that according to laws of static physics, "two people might be able to tip a cow" if the cow were "tipped quickly—the cow's centre of mass would have to be pushed over its hoof before the cow could react". The Lillie study has been replicated by other researchers, who confirmed that at least two to four people can, in fact, push over a cow. </div> <div id="sitely" class="cont"> <h1>sitely</h1> thank you, thank you, you're a wonderful audiance<br> I'd like to thank god, my director, my dog, and my family Ilove yu guys!!!

thansk to sammie for coding help I'll fix this l8r II promise ♥ </div> </div> <br> <br> <br>

#neopets #neopes coding #neotag

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for the longest time i just thought a lot of people had pets named like “Xxxxx”.

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dude you can literally have any kind of pizza in neopets i mean

cloudy pizza? you got that shit

asparagus and yogurt? we got that shit too

we got bubbling blueberry pizza so dont even ask

pox pizza? man you sure hate someone dont you but sure

dont even question our DELUXE water pizza man its the shit

starfish pizza yo we got yo back

gay pizza

mud pizza

this glowy shit

and who could forget the mOTHERFUCKING PIZZA BLOCKS

and vegetarian for yall peta pussies out there

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Well…

I’m not at 600 followers yet, but I decided to do a giveaway anyway! :D

Thank you all so much for following me and making this blog a success. I never thought in a million years I’d get this many followers. Give yourselves a hug because you’re FREAKING AWESOME. 

… And with all that stupid cheesy business out of the way, I’ll tell you the prizes! 

*Ahem*

First Place:

1 million neopoints + a paintbrush of your choice!

Yup! ANY paintbrush and 1 million pure neopoints. If you’d prefer, I could buy you as many items as you want worth 1 million neopoints! Your choice!

Second place:

A baby paintbrush!

Third place:

100,000 neopoints!

So I know what you all are thinking…

“Hey, psychopath! What do I have to win these amazing prizes?”

That’s a great question!

Here are the rules:

1) You must be following me. This will be checked.

2) You can reblog this as many times as you want, but please be respectful of your followers. c:

3) This giveaway will end June 30th.

So yeah!

That’s it!

Good luck everyone and thank you so much for the support! <3