nevergomens

[nevergomens]

✎

#almightyimperfection #ask #her nickname for him is grumps

[nevergomens]

    "That's okay~! I can always re-paint it once we get my things back!"

"It’s okay! Yumi has awful taste."

#notgomens #chat; #In which Yachiru is actually the devil

[nevergomens]

    "Weeeeell, I was looking for some wildflowers to surprise Sassy Pants and then on my way I got a little distracted." 

                                            Read: She got lost.

      ”It’s not a dance; you just—” oh, what’s the point.

                “What are you doing, Yachiru Kusajishi?”

#kreuzknight #chat; #you don't need to pretend to know who on earth she is talking about #asdfg

[nevergomens]

    "Awww but I made it look so much better! I thought he'd love it!"

"After you left glitter hand prints all over his bedroom."

#notgomens #chat;

[nevergomens]

    "That's a funny dance you're doing~!" 

   ” Y-YOU AGAIN—!!”

FLAILS BACKWARD DRAMATICALLY

#kreuzknight #chat; #she came in like a wrecking ball

[nevergomens]

"Shiny Glasses~!" 

[dESCENDS UPON]

#kreuzknight #chat; #time to ruin a quincy nerd's life

[nevergomens]

send me a "✎" and I'll draw your muse

#meme #iLL DO IT LIKE YACHIRU DREW THEM HERSELF #IM BRINGING THAT BACK #PLS #YACHIRU WILL DRAW U

[nevergomens]

[nevergomens]

[sees Mayuri and Urahara calling each other names] 

[uproarious laughter]

#almightyimperfection #boshinogeta #Yachiru likes it when adults act like kids

[nevergomens]

    "Weeeeeell~ would you wanna go through the secret tunnel, or climb over the gates? Ooooh or we could crawl in through the window he has in the ceiling."

   ”…Lead the way.”

#omniprotector #chat; #dont trust her #she will get you in trouble

[nevergomens]

    "Let's gooooo get it--" 

               "He took my stuff? When did he do that?" 

  "It’s probably still in Yumi’s office. Along with all your paint and other arts and crafts things he took and I wasn’t supposed to tell you about."

#notgomens #chat; #gotta class this place up

[nevergomens]

#playlist #this should be on my blog's autoplay of something tbh #this song makes me smile

[nevergomens]

    "Of course! That would be like decorating! It's so boring in there! Do you have any glue?" 

"Of course that’s okay!" Not like he does his paperwork anyway. "You know what would be really fun; gluing them to the wall in his office."

#notgomens #chat; #lets go in like cute little wRECKING BALLS

[nevergomens]

    "Great~! Wanna come with me and see the new tunnel I made into Byakkun's house?"

"Of course Yachiru-chan~! There’s nothing bad with the idea of playing with you~!" 

#caeruleuspetalousregina #chat;

[nevergomens]

    "Well sure it is! I know plenty of secret ways into his house!"

   ”I do… but I don’t think that’s possible.”

#omniprotector #chat;

[nevergomens]

"I was gonna ask him if it was okay if I fold paper animals out of his paperwork." 

                                                "...because I already did that."

"…Abarai? Why would you want to go see him.”

#notgomens #she's actively ruining his life

[nevergomens]

    "Y'know...Spiky! Red hair. Plays with Byakkun a lot. Lets me do somersaults on his desk." 

"I have no idea who that is, but sure!~"

#notgomens #chat;