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I am expecting 1,000 votes by the time this is over BECAUSE ITS NOT SUBTLY IMPLIED I SWEAR

since my reputation has been BESMIRCHED with the help of none other than @nico-the-overlord

(for those who inevitably haven't read it)

#2 votes guys 2 votes lets get the ball rolling

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Sorry for admitting that I listen to musicals do you still think I'm hot

#me when I tell people I’m a hamilton fan #amongst others

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Omggg

georg and egg

you're being a pain my ass rn TwT

JUST ADMIT I'M RIGHT OKAY- you already lost with the jane's a car debate, just give in

Do you want to get me started on Jane’s a car again? (:

(:

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You will NEVER experience the benefits of being a marine biologist ONLY the excel spreadsheets and the grant writing!!!

#posts I wish I could show my marine biology teacher

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This is moceit to me

#sanders sides #moceit

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BUTITISUALANSGIQNSHDISNNZIQKA IT IS ITS BASICALLY WHAT YOU ARE SAYING,

It was not implied 😭

NO, IT WAS I'M SERIOUS- DON'T MAKE ME PULL OUT THE TUMBLR POLL AGAIN

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I need a binder before I explode

#tired of trying to use my one sports bra #nico rambles

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georg and egg

you're being a pain my ass rn TwT

JUST ADMIT I'M RIGHT OKAY- you already lost with the jane's a car debate, just give in

Do you want to get me started on Jane’s a car again? (:

(:

#asks

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“The water was bubbling violently, steam rolling out the pot. It’s temperature had risen to 212 degrees fahrenheit, the boiling point of water. But no no I didn’t say the water was boiling so it’s not, what are you talking about.”

It was not implied 😭

NO, IT WAS I'M SERIOUS- DON'T MAKE ME PULL OUT THE TUMBLR POLL AGAIN

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A rose by any other name.....

#back on my blog you go #still absolutely beautiful my gosh #sanders sides #roman sanders

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Are you shitting me

since my reputation has been BESMIRCHED with the help of none other than @nico-the-overlord

(for those who inevitably haven't read it)

#hatchetfield #YOU EVEN TAGGED THIS WITH THE CANNIBALISM TAG DUDE

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"You know, Max, ethically sourced meat is difficult to find these days."

Karen continued, oblivious to her daughter's discomfort. "So many innocent animals being raised for slaughter. While sacrifice is important, I believe that the wicked deserve it more. Isn't that right, Mark?"

Max watches this exchange uncomfortably, quickly taking a bite of the chicken. "This tastes delicious," he cuts in genuinely, eager to change the subject. “You guys said you butcher your own meat?” Grace’s anxious face tells him that isn’t the right question to ask.

Mark, however, brightens, sitting up straighter in his seat. “It’s a family effort, really,” he explains proudly, “Grace does most of the skinning and preparing. Mother always has the best choices for dinner. Who was it last week, Mother? I believe his name was Ted.”

Karen smiled broadly. “Yes, Mark. I decided we would have something special tonight. Let’s take a moment to acknowledge Philip. While his unsavory opinions were certainly unexpected, it’s a relief to know he won’t harm anyone else with them.”

Phillip. As in, Phillip Jägerman. Max froze abruptly, hit by the realization. His father, butchered. Turned into buttered chicken by his girlfriend and her parents.

YEAH. SOO IMPLIED. ONLY IMPLIED. UHUH.

It was not implied 😭

NO, IT WAS I'M SERIOUS- DON'T MAKE ME PULL OUT THE TUMBLR POLL AGAIN

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I want to get an “ally-style” haircut but of course there isn’t any! Gays and Lesbians have immediately identifiable hair styles and allies get nothing yet again…

#I’m starting to go through this blog and I #I can’t tell if this is a parody blog or not

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IN WHAT WORLD IS THIS JUST IMPLIED AND I WILL GO BACK INTO THE WRITING ITSELF TO PROVE-

It was not implied 😭

NO, IT WAS I'M SERIOUS- DON'T MAKE ME PULL OUT THE TUMBLR POLL AGAIN

[nico-the-overlord]

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

#me trying to compare song inertia onto logan sanders

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