hearing reports of a banana shortage in the new york city area after gerrit cole bought up every banana in the region because he heard scarfing them down would make his arm heal faster
Sources have revealed he has additionally activated warp pads leading to Frantic Factory and Creepy Castle.
BREAKING: after a negotiation between the players' union and the MLB commissioner, the league will be allowing all starting pitchers to add one additional spell slot after the trade deadline.