(we hired zig to be her lawyer ig)
Yeah, she said she’d ‘be glad to be rid of that loser’
DIVORCE COURT
Hallo. My name is Victoria Valentine, and today I am divorcing Velvet from trolls bc I wanna get back with my ex-boyfriend Varian.
Judge @urlocalweirdperson1232
please introduce the case
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"Thanks? You're short."
”Hi?”
is it? Seriously? Another angel wings chick? This one has black hair and the average white humans skin, but also armor
@no-im-not-royalty
“Hello there young… Angel?”
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“Hi. I’m kinda lost, and ima ware that you’re king of hell, sooooo…”
”Hi?”
is it? Seriously? Another angel wings chick? This one has black hair and the average white humans skin, but also armor
@no-im-not-royalty
“Hello there young… Angel?”
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… Choke on a dildo.
Hast thou called me a ‘homosexual’?
@no-im-not-royalty
Am I wrong?
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Hi, I’m Zig Zag. That’s it. No picture of me because I don’t feel like showing you what I look like. Hell, I don’t even know what I look like!
[OOC: Ya already know it’s your girl ViVi! Vicky in the house aka @justalittlerandomartist!]
The fair Pegatha “That’s still not my name!”: @ang3l-margi3
The gayest man you’ve ever met that somehow pulled a six foot goddess : @ken-is-hot
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