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coming for you

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Its so true. Queers love snakes.

I had a dream that it became a social norm to buy your lgbt teenager a ball python when they came out of the closet. Like, zero explanation other than queers love snakes.

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an egg! it’s hatched!

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it was worm!

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SMALL-HEADED FLY SMALL-HEADED FLY 👀

Maybe Pterodontia sp? I'd never seen any small-headed flies before, and there's only 3 Florida sightings in the family on iNaturalist. Absolutely bizarre chonky creature. Basically no head. Evolution can't keep getting away with this.

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Egg update:

The goose eggs are completely gone

I did see this piece of goose egg shell in the water

Separately i saw this duck sized egg in the water

Some of the duck eggs were smashed and one was about ten feet away next to another tree

There was a new set of goslings today. These are much smaller and yellower than the six i saw before so they must be from a different nest. When i saw them i had hoped the nest by the stump had survived somehow, but it seems unlikely since there were no eggshells in the nest.

Under cut i will put a gruesome photo of a… piece of flesh i found by the stump

Theres a duck egg nest and I think a goose egg nest bby the pond by my house. Some eggs were knocked out of it so I don't know if the geese / ducks abandoned it. Gonna go back and get some photos later.

#wildlife #canada goose #goslings #eggs

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"The Bride"

RIP to Walnut, the crane who took her keeper for a mate. The stuff of a dark fairytale.

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USA and Australia fit together almost perfectly.

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omg i also

have snake and possum friend

(took her out to weigh her and took this photo)

A boy and his snake.

#pastry the snake

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Photos as promised. I moved the goose eggs on the grass back into the nest for the photo, i think they were all abandoned.

And then inside the stump

These were much smaller so i think theyre duck eggs. There are a lot of mallard ducks around here but perhaps they got chased off…

Heres our local newly hatched babies. Six goslings. Thats why i was thinking perhaps they chased off the other geese/ducks although honestly i dont know. Im not a duck expert.

The night before last the temperatures dropped to just below freezing. When i took these photos it was also quite cold and windy. The eggs are almost certainly dead by now.

Theres a duck egg nest and I think a goose egg nest bby the pond by my house. Some eggs were knocked out of it so I don't know if the geese / ducks abandoned it. Gonna go back and get some photos later.

#wildlife #geese #ducks

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I swear he was much more skilful at this yesterday but this is far more entertaining

To quote the poem by @robotsfromouterspace

Leg so short

Short short leg

Leg so short he roll like eg

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Hi everyone! I'm very excited for my move to [New City Redacted] to work at [New Aquarium Redacted], and thankfully my personal moving expenses are covered. But with me relocating, my roommate needs a little bit of help in putting down a security deposit and covering other expenses for his own long-distance move elsewhere.

If you all had anything to spare and could help him out, even a small donation would be much appreciated by both of us! If you let me know that you donated, I will even tell you a cool animal fact I've learned in my time as a wildlife educator.

Here's a very cute picture of our beavers to motivate you!~

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new silly wiggle of mine <3