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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

#this HALF happened to me #i had a grand mal seizure in the mall a few weeks ago completely out of the blue #it was in a jewellery shop so there was CCTV it looked freaky af #woke up on the floor three minutes later not knowing where i was surrounded by concerned faces #one lady was on the phone to the ambulance saying “yeah her face and lips turned blue” #and i was v confused and weak but also lowkey thrilled #and then the paramedics turned up and one of them was young and handsome with floppy hair and blue eyes #so this was turning into a very good day #one romantic ambulance trip with the handsome paramedic later however the reality became five hours waiting in ED #it was in fact determined that i am B12 iron and zinc deficient #sadly however that was deemed unlikely to be the entire cause #medication interactions might also be to blame #but anyway i had a great few days being called brave and stoic while actually thoroughly enjoying myself #“wow that must have been sooo scary” #how do you say “for my parents yes it was* #“but it was a marvellous adventure for me bc i have an unhealthy disrespect for my own health and mortality” #it's the sort of thing i used to wish would happen at school #when i was so overwhelmed by anxiety that i felt crippled but couldn't say that to the nurse #so faked migraines instead so i could rest in the sick bay #or like i used to hope that I'd break my arm or have a nasty accident or something #so that I'd have some kind of externally justifiable reason for not coping and being exhausted etc #love that about mental illness - the shame of not having a visible excuse for suffering #anyway the paramedic did not propose marriage #but it was a fun little romantic scenario to be delusional about

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Ireland, land of my ancestors, I salute you 💚 Everyone knows you could have won the cup and would have deserved it. Knock-out tournaments are so cruel.

Having said that...

after last night's election results and the dreaded but inevitable emergence of Humpty-Trickle-Down-Dumpty as the victorious Chris, I needed something to cheer about today, and an underdog All Blacks side pulling it together when it counts, defying all odds and showing courage and strength of character to win a match EVERYONE thought they would lose is IT 🙌🖤🤍🇳🇿

my man Sam Cane - what a guy 😭😭 the only time I have ever said "yee the boys" unironically

#rwc 2023 #all blacks #ireland vs nz #Paris 2023 #nz election #I NEEDED THIS #my commentary ealternated btwn YES!NO!WTF JUST HAPPENED?? no literally wht happened?Idk the rules.NO!!YES!!WAYNE WTF?!! BRO #*alternated #aotearoa my beloved #Sam Cane my beloved #SAM CANE #rugby #because the Battle of the Chrises is over and I'd rather not have to think about politics ever again in my life

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heartbreaking:

girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day

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I really do get concerned sometimes that the youth of the internet don't understand the very important distinction between fantasy and reality and that it's fine and healthy to explore things fictionally that you wouldn't in reality.

#why does this only have 60 notes

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A woman’s shape as in hips and boobies which you get after you have a baby which means she has a baby with Jaime in the future I won’t accept any other interpretations of this line 😤

#jaime: oh look it's Brienne she's so big and ugly and mannish and...voluptuous and curvy and sensual and-- 👀 omg boobies-- wait-- i mean-- #😳😳

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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING 2003, dir. Peter Jackson

#Elijah Wood absolutely killed this role #this look and Frodo's smile at the end haunt me

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playing dolls with them and making them kiss

#LOVE

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Interviewer: How old was Daenerys when she left the house with the red door? Was it located close to the palace of the Sealord of Braavos?

George: That's an interesting question, but I don't think I'm going to answer it. There's a certain revelation about the red door that will come into the books that I have yet to write.

- George R.R. Martin, Питерbook Magazine (2017)

#this is stunning

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Hyber Realstic Ocean Wave Sculpture by Japanese Art Collective 'Mé' (2019)

#this makes me think of the voyage of the dawn treader!!! #when eustace is annoying them and the painting of the ship comes alive #and they get washed through the frame and have to be rescued from the ocean

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can't believe that pompeii by bastille is over ten years old now. but I guess if you close your eyes it does almost feels like nothing changed at all

#no fucking way #i listened to that song today and was thinking about this #just sitting in an uber stewing in my melancholies

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#this is so important

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Goodnight, Auckland - here's hoping we're all still alive tomorrow morning 🙃

#cyclone gabrielle #Auckland #new zealand #the windows are rattling the dog's had his sedative and i have surgery tomorrow morning assuming Lake Rd hasn't turned into a river #stay alert and safe guys xx

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King Tommen by kethryn

#my poor baby boy

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Brienne and Podrick in the Riverlands

I realized that I've never drawn a Brienne centric piece before, wich was frankly a shame. Once again, very inpired by Ivan Bilibin and old fairytale illustrations.

get the print here!

#i love this omg Pod 🥺

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i’m reading emma thompson’s diaries from the sense and sensibility filming for an essay and it’s very satisfying

#i love her

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stannis vibes coming off the prince harry memoir

#dying omg

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why is this written like it's trying to hypnotize me into making a batch of caramelized onions, and more importantly, why is it working