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no no no no i know i just made a sideblog but fuck this website i think i need to leave again urghhhhhhhhhhhh

#watch me log back in tomorrow god DAMMIT #spider talks a lot #vent

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@mossycattail2electricboogaloo

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happy six months to this post apparently?????? i definitely didn't straight up forget lmfao

completely insane that its just part of my everyday life now and shit just keeps getting easier to deal with on the daily. hrt my beloved. I'm so incredibly grateful to have gotten this far, heres to the rest of my life from here lets fuckin go

I’M ON T??????

you read that right - who has two thumbs and is about ten minutes on testosterone? THIS GUY!!!!

(°▽°) <- me rn

i honestly can’t believe i got here. ho-ly-shit

#spider does hrt #yippie happy six months to me!!! #cannot believe my voice didn't used to sound like this I can't imagine talking any other way #but at the same time every time i open my mouth i go WOAH I SOUND WICKED ASF #trans joy trans joy trans joy !!!! :D

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#i feel personally targeted tbh

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come on man not againnnn

#this is wild dude i really love it #the colours #the expression on the guy #OUGH

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my nemesis the email

#spider talks a lot #social anxiety #but like through a fuckin screen #why am i so bad at human interaction

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#me every two weeks for the past four months #i swear im leaving this site is terrible for mental health #however #[insert excuse]

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#also what the fuck is up with the replies

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K so not to be dramatic or anything, but there's a free vintage French pattern book available on antiquepatternlibrary so if you like to crochet/weave/make pixel art/tie epic friendship bracelets don't walk- RUN.

It has scenes from aesop's fables! Cherubs doing things! Beheadings! Greek muses! Little farm people! Intricate floral pattern! Goth stained-glass window like patterns! Fun little corner pieces! Eeeeeeeeeeeeee

https://www.antiquepatternlibrary.org/html/warm/C-TT008-180.htm

#saving for later

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(via Pine Marten coming out of drain! | Flickr - Photo Sharing!)

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Statements I would absolutely love to see:

Person has grudge on inanimate object. This takes over their life.

Itching

My house hates me oh god oh god

My computer is fucking BLEEDING

I keep causing people's deaths and I don't know why I swear it's accidental

Trapeze artist dies falling from the trapeze over and over again

Teeth

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oh no someone already made the joke

crawling into my joke cave to get more material rn

i thought you made the joke??

#oh probably lmao my memory is awful #about a week ago i wrote a joke into a standup set that i wrote into a similar set last year and subsequently vetoed #for example #well i guess i'll just have to turn you into a sofa periodically now to continue the bit

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Could you do the genome of This Day Aria? I’m curious what type of moth it’ll be haha

String identified:

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Closest match: Sepioteuthis lessoniana genome assembly, chromosome: 22 Common name: Bigfin reef squid

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i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy

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"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

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“the world would be a better place if we just got rid of all the Evil People” cool anyway for those of us who are not interested in cosplaying as the medieval catholic church