#spider talks a lot

[not-spiders]

here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

#spider talks a lot #transmasc #trans man #is this anything

[demigod-of-the-agni]

The pishacha are manifestations of evil itself, locked within a cursed amulet. The wearer of the amulet is at the mercy of the demon, known for possessing humans and feeding off their host's chakra energy. However, if symbiosis is achieved, the pishacha can grant its host a myriad of powerful abilities.

I just needed to draw something cool okay. I needed to draw some cool goop and some cool looks okay. okay. if I didn't post this I would have exploded okay

#IT'S VENOM BAYBEE #i can't confirm nor deny if pavitr ever ends up wearing the symbiote- sorry. the demon #i honestly just wanted to get something out lmao #it's eating me up from the inside (the au and the symbiote) #honestly there's a lot of white but fuck it. my boy needs to look good. #the dhoti reminds me of gwenom tbh. you know what i'm talking about. that pink bit in her 'fit #anyway i TOLD YOU the mythology was coming in like a boss >:) #sure i'm tweaking stuff here and there. but mwahaha.... boy does it feel good when mythology actually gets what i'm trying to go for #and spits something out for me to use :D #(crying for hours on end trying to figure out how the black goop does its thing) #anyway nearly 12am. this time i will tag my shit correctly 😤 we will not have a thompson/travasso incident again #pavitr prabhakar #spider man india #spiderman india #venom symbiote #venom #spider man fanart #mythic mumbattan au #myart #artoftheagni

[meziniart]

he's touchy

#EDIT: miguel was looking a bit too pale on my first version so I tanned him a bit :} #in which peter is very touchy without realising and miguel does realise a lot™ #haven't talked enough about them here but obviously i have a miguel brainrot #my personal twitter only has miguels ass #havent looked at their ship name but im calling it #spider dad yaoi #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #atsv #peter b parker #spiderdads

[novakiart]

pete's fly-eating instincts intensify - end under cut!

#spideypool #peter parker #wade wilson #spider-man #deadpool #i should come up with an au tag sorry #as with all of these i ripped a lot of dialogue from nevi and my's au #that's why there is so much fucking talking and Nothing Happens #sorry dhfjsjann

[yellowocaballero]

Miguel is Fine, Actually (Being Spider-Man's Just Toxic As Hell)

Before I watched ATSV I said that I would defend my man Miguel O'Hara's actions no matter what, because he's always valid and I support women's wrongs. I was joking, and I did not actually expect to start defending him on Tumblr.edu. But I'm seeing a lot of commentary that's super reductive, so I do want to bring up another perspective on his character.

Miguel wasn't acting against the spirit of Spider-Man, or what being Spider-Man means. Miguel isn't meant to represent the antithesis of Spider-Man. Miles is the antithesis of Spider-Man. Miguel represents Spider-Man taken to its extreme.

Think about Miguel's actions from his perspective. If you were a hero who genuinely, legitimately, 100%, no doubt about it, believed that somebody is going to make a selfish decision that will destroy an entire universe and put the entire multiverse at severe risk - if you had an over-burdened sense of responsibility and believed in doing the right thing no matter what - you would also chase down the kid and put him in baby jail to try and prevent it. He believed that he was saving the multiverse, and that Miles was putting it in danger for selfish reasons. Which is completely unforgivable to him, because selfishness is what he hates the most. And then he goes completely out of pocket and starts beefing with a 15yo lmfaooo he's such a dick.

But why did Miguel believe that? Why did he believe that Miles choosing himself and his own happiness over the well-being of others was the worst possible thing? Why did he believe that tragedy was inevitable in their lives, and that without tragedy Spider-Man can't exist?

Because he's Spider-Man.

Peter Parker was once a fifteen year old who chose his own happiness over protecting others. It was the greatest regret of his life and he never forgave himself. Peter's ethos means that he will put himself last every time, and that he will sacrifice anything and everything in his life - his relationships, his health, his future - to protecting and helping others. Peter dropped out of college because it interfered with Spider-Man. He destroyed his own future for Spider-Man. He ruins friendships and romantic relationships because Spider-Man was more important. If Peter ever tries to protect himself and his own happiness, then he's a bad person.

That is intrinsic to Peter. Peter would not be Peter without it. A story that is not defined by Peter's unhappiness is not a Spider-Man story. If Peter doesn't make himself miserable, then he's just not Peter.

That is a Spider-Man story: that not only is tragedy inevitable, that if you don't allow yourself to be defined by your tragedy then you're a bad person. If you don't suffer, then you're a bad person. If you ever put anything above Spider-Man, then you're killing Uncle Ben all over again. Miguel isn't the only one that believes this - as we saw, every Spider-Man buys into what he's saying. There's no Spider-Man without these beliefs.

Miguel attempted to find his own happiness, and he was punished in the most extreme way. He got Uncle Ben'd x10000. He tried to be happy, and it literally destroyed his entire universe. It's the Spider-narrative taken to the extreme. Of course Miguel believes all of this. Of course he believes this so firmly. He's Spider-Man. That's his story. And the one time Miguel tried to fight against that story, he was punished. And like any Spider-Man, he'll slavishly obey that narrative no matter the evil it creates and perpetuates. Because if he doesn't, the narrative will punish him. The narrative will always punish him. It's a Spider-Man story.

I don't think the universal constant between Spider-Mans, the thing that makes them Spider-Man, is tragedy. I think it's the fact that they never forgive themselves. And Miguel is what that viewpoint creates. He doesn't believe this things because he's an awful, mean person. He believes them because he's a hero. He's a good person who hates himself.

Across the Spider-verse isn't really a Spider-Man story. It's a story about Spider-Man stories. Miguel's right: if this was a Spider-Man story, then Miles acting selfishly really would destroy the universe. But Miles' story isn't interested in punishing him. It pushes back against Peter's narrative that unhappiness is inevitable and that you have to suffer to be a good person. It says that sometimes we do the right thing from love and not fear, and that Peter's way of thinking is ultimately super toxic and unhappy. ITSV was about Miles deciding that he didn't need to be Peter Parker, that all he needed to be was Miles, and ATSV is about how being Peter Parker isn't such a good thing. Miguel shows that. Whatever toxic and unhealthy beliefs he holds - they're the exact same beliefs that any Spider-Man holds. He's a dick, but I don't think he's any more awful a person than Peter is.

TL;DR: Miguel isn't a bad person, he just has Spider-Man brainrot.

#across the spider-verse #atsv #atsv spoilers #across the spider-verse spoilers #across the spiderverse #across the spider verse #miguel o'hara #atsv meta #source: i recognized an embarassing amount of those cameos #im also seeing a lot of ppl make a lot of assumptions about what miguel was injecting and why #we dunno guys! im not gonna suppose anything #I just think that Miguel and Miles are great foils #and that what makes them interesting as foils #is the fact that they're both good people who want to do the right thing #miguel shows how that gets twisted #to the point where you beef with a 15yo sometimes which is still so funny #im a big spidey 2099 fan #which I love bc it is NOTHING like spiderman and yet it's such a good spiderman story #but talking about comics migs is useless bc he has 0 in common with atsv migs #but there is a lot of VERY cool stuff to say about how #the sm2099 comic has nothing to do with spiderman at all whatsoever extremely pointedly #but its still a wonderful spiderman story that finds its own way #tbh it was kind of a breath of fresh air to read a spider-man story that wasn't about spider-man for once #and that was just about miguel #anyway stan women's wrongs #miguel o hara #miguel ohara #my writing

[camgoloud]

“average ninth house child has over five thousand bones” factoid actually just combination statistical error and misunderstanding of ninth house law. the average ninth house child has 250 bones. the approximately ten thousand exoskeletal bones on the person of the reverend daughter harrowhark nonagesimus at any given moment belong legally to the house in common, not to her specifically, and should not have been counted in this data set. why was this error enough to drag the reported average for all ninth house children so far above its actual value? well,

#saw spiders georg on the dash a little bit ago #thought also a bit too hard about all the little lines throughout gtn/htn that talk about its dead being the ninth’s main natural resource #lots going on there culturally i think! #naturally i had to make the world’s most convoluted shitpost about it #the locked tomb

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #148

You know those homework assignments where you have to interview someone in your family and then write an essay about their responses? Fic where Peter's class is told to interview their dad / a father figure in their life. 

Peter decides to interview Tony. But, he doesn't want his class to accuse him of lying, and he definitely doesn't want Tony to know what the assignment is about. 

So for Tony, Peter makes it seem like the assignment is just to interview anyone. Then, he carefully chooses questions to ask that are domestic and personal enough to avoid any mention of superheroes, celebrities, or so on. The few details that do slip through he just leaves out of his final essay.

For the class problem, Peter solves it by referring to Tony in the essay exclusively as "dad"

Unfortunately for Peter, the teacher then announces a part 2 to the assignment. Right after collecting the essays, the teacher says they will now need to bring the people they interviewed to school for their presentations

Peter has pretty much decided to not even mention it to Tony and just say his dad is busy. But then Flash has to open his big mouth. 

He accuses Peter of just making his assignment up, loudly reminding the class that he's an orphan. Peter clarifies that this father figure thing is a new development, but now the teacher looks suspicious

Peter is going to have to ask Tony to come to his school. And he's going to have to explain why the class will be full of kids and their fathers

#irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #imagine the assignment is because the class is reading a book with like toxic masculinity themes #so they have to interview the adult men in their lives about it #tony: yeah my own father never wanted me to show emotion and considered it weak. but emotions are important kid #I've been trying really hard not to pass any of that damage onto you #tony when peter reveals the purpose of the assignment: (crying) see kid. emotions #iron dad and spider son #peter parker #tony stark #in the interview tony talks about things like his ptsd and anxiety and his love for his family #peter's class when they realize the person talking about these things was freaking IRON MAN: :O !!!?!¡!!! #peter: my dad's career puts him under a lot of pressure. at home he can be himself but at work he often has to wear a mask :) #tony: u little shit #lmao #queueueueue

[spider-man-2o99]

individual stills of miguel Scampering on all fours and showing off his more distinct individual movement style (that he has because of his spider-man's Similar-but-still-distinctly-Weird-and-unique powers as compared to the more-graceful Others) so that i don't have 2 keep rewinding the clip(s) to see it. im REALLY excited to see him scuttling and skittering all over the place in the film just like he does in the comics-- and, like, seriously, Miguel Specifically being just. made Massive for some reason in his atsv design will never NOT be funny to me hes SO freakin Bouncy why did they Do That.

don't be Weird on my post or i'll kill you for real

#talking tag #atsv #across the spiderverse #spider-man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara #the question is rhetorical btw i am not actually asking that in earnest. #i Already Know the reason why. #many different combined factors that came together to simultaneously make one of his Best designs and ALSO make My Life hell. #but. sigh. anyways. it's really genuinely been bringing me a lot of joy to see this kind of loving attention to detail. yknow. #god. mig never Gets That yknow?? christ. forget abt the stupid Freaks for a second. hes a c-lister. an alternate costume in a game. a Cameo. #a side character who gets a couple lines of dialogue At Best and then his entire universe is rebooted nine zillion times Again and hes gone. #and marvel only ever brings him back to choke the life out of whatevers left #so.. Yeah. that he is going to feature so prominently in atsv IS actually kinda a big deal to me! i KNOW it'll never happen again! #i dont believe in posting while Angry which is why i have not been making as many Original Posts lately but. just. god. #im not like Actually A Danger 2 anyone im just hyperbolizing out of Frustration but #oh my FOD #there r some ppl on this site that i just want 2 kill with my teeth while screaming the whole while like a howler monkey. lordt.

[miriamforster]

Everyone likes to debate about how much trama Halsin should have from his time in the Underdark, but I haven’t seen anyone highlight the fact that the man was trapped in a city

And not just any city, a city that’s like half slaves, a city of gleeful misery, an underground city with no sun, no stars, no sky, and no seasons at all.

Halsin was chained in a bedroom, in a house, inside a city, with little visible nature and no access to wildshape for three years.

Even if he is mostly healed from the rest, I bet he still has nightmares about that.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 halsin #Halsin #halsin silverbough #I bet he talked to the spiders a lot #and fed the mushrooms #that probably kept him sane #Miriam plays bg3

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

#the magnus archives #jarchivist #tma #jonathan sims #sorry i am thinking about spiders again #ofc there are other animals that are also kleptoparasitic but. #let’s be real. when i talk about biology it is always at least tangentially related to spiders bc i like them a lot

[hoodienanami]

casting daniel kaluuya, a camden town native who grew up in a council estate like many members of british punk bands did, as hobie brown was so genius he really brought the kind of swagger that only british punks can bring

#spiderman across the spiderverse #spider punk #hobie brown #hoodie talks #idk if kaluuya is interest in punk music but he caught the attitude a lot of british punks had back in the 70s perfectly #also i cant beileve he wasnt my first desired actor for this role oh my god he was fantastic in every scene i need more of him as hobie #also anyway yes yes im a filthy traitor for being an american who likes british punk as much as i do #my fav band is the dead kennedys alright dont come for me

[not-spiders]

I’M ON T??????

you read that right - who has two thumbs and is about ten minutes on testosterone? THIS GUY!!!!

(°▽°) <- me rn

i honestly can’t believe i got here. ho-ly-shit

#spider talks a lot #transmasc #trans hrt #spider does hrt #<- new tag for hrt updates i guess!!!!

[dirtytransmasc]

Spider better be allowed to connect with Eywa next movie for the sole reason that I need to see him sit with Neteyam in the spirit world. I need to see him hug his baby brother and tell him he loves him. it's literally causing me physical pain.

#I keep thinking about Neteyam waiting for his big brother to come see him #like. he's at peace so he forgets a lot of real world struggles. he forgets Spider *can't* come see him. so he's just waiting. #and spider wants to see him so bad. #he's a big brother. he knows his baby bro is safe and at peace in Eywa. his siblings could tell him he is after they visit. but until he- #can see it himself he just can't fully believe it. he worries. he just wants to make sure his little brother is ok. but he *can't* #I just need them to see each other one more time. I need them to get to hug and play and laugh. I need to see spider *hold* his baby bro #I need to see him get a chance to cry and tell 'tey he loves him #its not a want its a need #avatar 2 #avatar the way of water #spider socorro #miles spider socorro #miles socorro #neteyam #neteyam te suli tsyeyk'itan #neteyam sully #they're brothers and we need to talk about it more often #specifically. Spider is 'teys big brother. 'tey is his baby

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Ngl every time I try to reblog a post only to find i can't cause im blocked i deadass feel like Miles here i swear

#ME TOO MILES ME TOO #NGL this started happening a lot more after I started talking about Hobie and black women #just saying #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #miles morales #jessica drew #spider woman #spiderwoman #rsd is a bitch #but its funny every time it happens cause it's like are you mad at my takes or doi just talk too goddamn much

[a-drama-addict]

new pt. new tav

#i am kind of obsessed with how lae'zel is and talks #it is so. to me #i enjoy her romance a lot she propositioned my tav in front of shart and karlach after killing the spider queen. what a woman #tav's name is Sorcha and she is a himbo #no other notes just doodles #my art #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #lae'zel #oc: sorcha #karlach #i am still obsessed with karlach never change xoxo

[sciderman]

Just came across this from shot from Spider-Man: Freshman Year...

Disney, just because you make Peter wear his yellow sweather and make him gay, it doesn't mean i'll watch it. (Like seriously, why are they staring at each other lovingly like that? We are about to get queerbaited so hard i swear)

i love the 60s inspired art style! very cute. very cute. i'm always very reluctant to get too excited about spider-man projects though. a sci has to manage their expectations (i don't want to get hurt again)

#sci speaks #i don't have a lot of thoughts about freshman year. but i don't have a lot of thoughts in general about anything really. #sci talks animation #i kind of don't want to see tiny twink nerd spider-men anymore. #give me jerkish twunk spider-man with resting bitch-face as he should be. why do we keep cutesifying him.