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Just listed two copies of chronicles of exandria on ebay if anyone interested

#critical role #chronicles of exandria

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Just listed two copies of chronicles of exandria on ebay if anyone interested

#critical role #chronicles of exandria

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i LOVE IT WHEN REDEEMABLE CHARACTERS RELAPSE INTO THEIR OLD WAYS!!! WHEN THEY GO BACK TO THE DARK SIDE!!! TO THE FEIGNED COMFORT OF WHEN THINGS FELT GOOD!! BUT THEY LEARNED SO MANY THINGS ABOUT THEMSELVES THAT THE OLD PLACE DOESN'T TRULY FEEL AT HOME EITHER, BUT IT'S THE ONLY PLACE TO RUN TO!!!! HELLLL YEAH

#glenn close #dungeons and daddies

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Please free me. I was hoping with the creation of ai the bots would come up with different messages at least but im still stuck in slutty emoji hell

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My favorite thing about Shorsey on Hulu is his bird named Big Sexy and all it says is Tit Fucker.

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it doesnt actually taste exactly like me at least its just that soap is the closest i can get that everyone knows

for me it tastes like the smell of a stink bug if youve smelled that but if you havent the next closest is laundry or a sponge you forgot for a few days and it stayed wet and it got that smell to it. and then like third i would go with soap and for me the smallest amount overpowers the whole dish, but like im used to it so i just usually deal with it and eat it anyways

im a lil high and i have cilantro soap questions

if cilantro tastes like soap to some people why is it such an uncommon soap scent? I feel like things that taste like soap should be soap

before soap existed what did the soap gene cavemen say cilantrussy. hang on i have to stop this mid sentence because my phone autocorrected cilantro to cilantrussy which means i have previously typed that word out enough for my phone to think it’s a word and more of a word than cilantro. i have some inward reflection to do.

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so i've been on this site for a hot minute and i've always operated on the idea that if you're here long enough you'll end up with at least one popular text post but uh, maybe that's not true? so, i wanna know

#my most popular was 42k the last time i saw it

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I used 10 minutes but id need more like 13 to get there

I’m strangely confident in my ability to locate a cow in 2 hours or less. I’ve never tried but I could.

#survey

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i want more vampire like vashwood

AND i want vash to be the vampire AND his eyes to glow blue AND i want wolfwood to be a vampire hunter and not know that Nai is his employer who is the nastiest vampire in the city

#vashwood

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Happened to me, but i didnt know i was born left i just remembered having my hand taped shut in class, but couldnt remember why and when i asked my mom she said the teacher wouldnt let me stay in my class if i was left handed and she already paid for it.

when she told me about it i was mad but like there really wasnt anything i could do but choose to tape my right hand and spend the whole school year only using my left and now i can write with both

saw this in the comments on a post on facebook, jodye seems like a great person.

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thank you doctor for doubling my testosterone. however i turn into a hound of some sorts late into the evenings. i am not complaining but i was not informed of this effect either way

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#i have to actually be border black out drunk to cut my hair and 9 times out of ten it comes out good

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theres cameras in the bathrooms...

Ch😳

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leave me alone! i wanna feel the same shock with the main character not in the first 20 mins

that some people respond to any well-foreshadowed reveal with “ugh that plot twist was so predictable” proves bad faith criticism has rotted their brains to the point they think it’s bad writing if they can correctly identify information the writers were intentionally giving them

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Im listening to american gods for the first time and its so hard to feel bad for the shadow/laura situation cuz i cant stop thinking about the fact that Robbie was Dane Cook

#american gods #neil gaiman

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y'all thats AT LEAST 62 dollars a day

middle class americans are the funniest and stupidest people in the world