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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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911 fans i must offer my sincerest apologies. I did not think your little wee-woo show had it in him. I mocked your dedication, belittled your sincerely held beliefs simply because it seemed so blatantly obvious that you were being played. But you held firm in your faith and have been eternally rewarded. I know I can never join your paradise, nor would I try to achieve that which I do not deserve. But know that when I toil in the fields outside your Eden I feel no bitterness or resentment, as I have naught to blame but my own hubris and decades of queerbaiting precedent for my predicament. Go ye in peace.

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also been like… meticulously screenshotting convos with my boyfriend for two months because i felt like maybe i was exaggerating how often he did one specific thing but no

#FAVORITE POST BACK AGAIN

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some people out here reblogging with no tags that's so crazy, girl your posts are naked

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Carmy and Sydney sharing the same brain

#these scenes are why when people say they have sibling energy I’m like omg why the fuck you lying #pay better attention #whenever carmy and nat talk on top of each other like this/say the same thing at the same time he gets SOOOO annoyed #like he HATES it #but when he and syd do it he’s just like yeah yeah we’re vibing #be serious y’all #the bear #sydcarmy

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going into the second season of something with an eye for how it meets or fails to meet the specific expectations i've developed by sorting through the first season like a plate of dry lentils the size of france for a year or more has really dampened my enjoyment of tv before. like it's fun to speculate and come up with your own ideas but at the end of the day you're gonna sit down and watch a story made by people who aren't you who've been having their own conversations independent of yours, and if you get married to something specific that needs to happen you can become ungenerous as an audience member and undercut your own capacity for delight. i think

#yup!!

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We will not be girlrotting in April. We will be girlblooming girlburgeoning girlflourishing

#girlflourishing!!

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Pass it on.

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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I was typing an entire post about food issues and why I don't like wet food, until I remembered that unlike in Dutch, 'wet food' has a specific meaning in English. Just straight up deleted everything bc all I could see myself as was

#LMAO

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#exercised tonight and afterward I was like God my knees really do feel 30! #🥲

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hanif abdurraqib literally gets it…

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Sometimes I remember that no one in Carmy’s family ever really acknowledged all of his work as a Chef (except for Pete/Nat and that one cousin) and every thing it took for him to earn all of those accolades. They all seemed more upset that he left home rather than his success in his field. So when Syd came along, full of adoration for Carmy, his craft and all of the hard work he put into it, that must’ve been absolutely jarring for Carmy. Especially when she defended him against Richie when he called Carmy’s experiences in all of the different restaurants he worked in around the world stupid. imagine working in a field as thankless as culinary, working in multiple different restaurants around the world, receiving many awards, giving everything you have, being torn down every single day by your god awful boss telling you you’re not good enough and a million other terrible things, only to go home and be shamed for pursuing your passion and not even receiving an ‘I’m proud of you” or a “good job”. Until one person comes along and she admires you so deeply, she knows you as “the best CDC in the best restaurant in all of the U.S.”, and you made her the best meal she’s ever had. And all of the sudden for the first time in your life someone recognizes all of your hard work, all of your accomplishments, they acknowledge all of your successes in a way no one else really has, and they see you. This is what Syd did for Carmy, she saw every part of him, including all of his work as a chef when nobody else did and that shit makes me cry every time I remember it.

#carmy having made her the best meal she’s ever eaten punches me in the stomach every time I think about it #and he doesn’t even know it #the bear #sydcarmy

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#water

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need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

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#cats

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i think as adults it's our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least