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I love that he's the patron saint of students AND astronauts, so he's the guy even if you do yeet them into space!

When you're an exhausted teacher during testing season, and your sister is also, and you were both brought up Catholic:

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wait, stevia is kin to fucking RAGWEED???

Shoutout to whoever it was who informed me a few weeks ago that some types of Zofran have stevia in them because I got to tell my doctor about it today, and he literally made this face behind his mask because he had no idea, and he is also stevia intolerant:

#signal boost #allergies #WHAT THE FUCK

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shoutout to the plumber who taught me how to replace my own toilet flapper so I only had to pay 7$ at the hardware store the next time it happened. and the internet guy who showed me how to reset the box for my building. real american heroes.

Thank fucking god for plumbers who are willing to go behind their corporate bosses’ backs and be like “yeah don’t pay the 150 dollar emergency fee just gimme 40 bucks under the table, also, don’t buy a water heater from us, my boss will charge u like 800 bucks. go to Lowe’s and ask for a Scratch n’ Dent, they’ll give you for like 200 bucks. Call me tomorrow and I can install it for you in like an hour” wow… solidarity

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Some writers: *meticulously plan out every plot point and the tone and meanings before they start writing*

Me:

#gpoy

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unlovable creatures quotes from: the tempest, shakespeare // henry vi part 3, shakespeare // frankenstein, mary shelley // frankenstein (play), nick dear

#HI I'M STILL UNWELL ABOUT PROSPERO #mostly for rpg reasons #BUT STILL #the brainrot remains

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Dune2000 and Dune2 have both given some onscreen, harkonnen-family-values lip. WHO did it nastier?

Dune2000: It's informal, it's playful? Conspiratorial. Feyd is in a silk bathrobe and he has JUST failed to assassinate the unklebaron (via a poisoned boy.) They're in private! Feyd turns the tables to take this from a five to an eleven, nasty scale. Audible sucking smack on contact + he's looking into his eyes the whole time. Threatening, yet ???

Dune2: Ritualized, patronizing. Feyd presumably breaks protocol to go for seconds and does the office direct-camera look right after. Kinda open-mouthed but giving Dry. Live On Stage, def broadcast in REAL time and uninterrupted across all channels via Giedi1 Harkonnet, so right in front of an untold billion reconstituted veggie cube medleys. And not for the first time.

#i appreciate how close this poll is #never forget your tv movie roots dune fandom #it was all we had for SO LONG #that wasn't david lynch #also the soundtrack for the children of dune miniseries fucking rules #fear is the mind killer

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UPDATE: THE DOG IS HOME NOW!!!

STOLEN DOG! Please help

This is Cosmo. He's a beloved companion animal and emotional support dog who's been stolen out of his home in Maryland and transported by car to Olympia, Washington by the estranged husband of a very close friend of mine. On April 8th a full protective order was granted to my friend, and her estranged husband Robert William Harvey was to immediately surrender the dog to Animal Services. He did not do this. In violation of the court order, he's disappeared, and we're turning to the internet in hopes of finding him to get Cosmo home. Rob, who has no job, no access to Cosmo's medication or vet records, is incapable of caring for him long term.

Rob is about 6'1", ~270 lbs, currently clean-shaven but with longer hair than pictured. Cosmo is a reddish brown Vizsla, 68 lbs, with a little bit of gray chin hair as he's about to turn 6 years old. Rob likely has a rental vehicle and may be in the greater Seattle area or have gone further at this point. If you see them or have any information on them, please contact me or the Tumwater Police non-emergency number 360-704-2740.

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STOLEN DOG! Please help

This is Cosmo. He's a beloved companion animal and emotional support dog who's been stolen out of his home in Maryland and transported by car to Olympia, Washington by the estranged husband of a very close friend of mine. On April 8th a full protective order was granted to my friend, and her estranged husband Robert William Harvey was to immediately surrender the dog to Animal Services. He did not do this. In violation of the court order, he's disappeared, and we're turning to the internet in hopes of finding him to get Cosmo home. Rob, who has no job, no access to Cosmo's medication or vet records, is incapable of caring for him long term.

Rob is about 6'1", ~270 lbs, currently clean-shaven but with longer hair than pictured. Cosmo is a reddish brown Vizsla, 68 lbs, with a little bit of gray chin hair as he's about to turn 6 years old. Rob likely has a rental vehicle and may be in the greater Seattle area or have gone further at this point. If you see them or have any information on them, please contact me or the Tumwater Police non-emergency number 360-704-2740.

#signal boost #save a dog!!

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i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

#i remember every time a man has told me he liked my haircut #thank you guy in the fast food joint #thank you guy in the walgreens #also the drunk girl who leaned out of the bachelorette filled trolley to yell she liked my dress #i hope y'all are doing well #i hope you have a good day tomorrow

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Sokka's girlfriend looked great today.

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I saw some of the greatest minds of my generation fall victim to Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

#and we were like we know but HEY #marvel cinematic clusterfuck

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gentlemen, it has been a privilege booping with you tonight

#happy boop day

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...wait a minute...

YOU!

#happy boop day

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did i just sit here booping the hell out of the kitten in the boop-a-tron so i could get the second boop badge? you're goddamn right

#happy boop day

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I don't know how auto clicker extensions work, but I am determined to win.

#happy boop day

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Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

#happy boop day #i like the cut of your jib op