Every once in awhile I'll remember Running With Scissors responding to a transphobic gimmick account on Twitter and my day will instantly get ten times better
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murder husbands
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come sit under the stairs and watch youtube videos with us!!
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the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod
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finally found the legion ingame and they're Really funny to me
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this entry in a ‘what would happen if the internet went down tomorrow’ contest has been making me laugh since 2009
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“The aspens have eyes and the trees bark.”
Decided to animate this piece
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if u get it u get it!!!
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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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courier six
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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
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you do not dance everyday with the fear
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My poor little meow meows
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Loid and Otak
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