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#that time of year again

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Because clearly you all need Fergus jumping at your face

#made with tumblr #gif #mahbaby!

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Everything can change in an instant, whether or not you’re ready. This wasn’t the world I wanted, but it was the one I found myself in. This time I’m ready. Because I know war… war never changes.

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Zodiac Signs in the Apocalypse

Aries: Caused it.

Taurus: Beforehand robbed all the food from the food store for their bunker, and later screamed out their window that they were right.

Gemini: Makes all these strategic plans on how to survive, and forgets them all and panics at the last minute. First to die.

Cancer: Hoards all the weapons and uses none of them in fear.

Leo: "I'm too pretty to die."

Virgo : Actually survives because they're more qualified than everyone.

Libra: The one douche who tries to reason with the enemy. Second to die.

Scorpio: Scary person who arrives at your group in the middle of the night.

Sagittarius: Screams insults at their enemies while smashing their heads in.

Capricorn: Leader of the new society but is like high all the time.

Aquarius: Insists everyone repopulates with them.

Pisces: Holds everyone in their arms, telling them it's okay. Kills them.

#aries

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the signs as I've known them

Aries: they love deeply but don't necessarily want to admit it. enjoys scarier/darker stuff. introverted. wannabe rebel. communicating/ conveying feelings isn't very easy for them. passionate. have some kind of edge/darkness to them. ambitious. restless. watch out when they're pissed.

Taurus: stubborn. logical and practical. wants to talk about feelings. can be insensitive but loyal. intelligent af. adores music. grammar, punctuation, spelling freaks. for some reason does goofy voices and makes weird noises a lot. lives on the computer. hilariously clever.

Gemini: probably won't hesitate to throw someone else under the bus to succeed, but is friendly and nice. soft spoken, quiet. intimidatingly smart. athletic as hell. cute sense of style.

Cancer: soft squishy lil lovebugs. when they find their passion they go and do it. will love you forever. struggles with self love/respect. makes very good points in arguments. really likes food. odd obsession with animals.

Leo: egotistical and self-glorifying, but owns up to mistakes and apologizes for them. though if they're embarrassed by it they tell you to shut up. likes to be the center of attention. honesty about feelings is not their forte. just wants to be loved. hugs and cuddles are their fave, any kind of touching really. suck at texting. commitment issues.

Virgo: pretentious. super smart, probably in a lot of advanced classes. struggles with depression and self-image. looks to make deep connections. insightful. always knows obscure facts. really likes video games. awkward.

Libra: super understanding. on your side 100% of the time. amazing listeners. artsy. good with their hands. deep problems at home. gets annoyed pretty easily. puts on a mask a lot. trust issues. creative. rants for hours. twinge of sadness about them. can be really negative. has great hair.

Scorpio: kinky. excellent huggers. wants to help but kinda sucks at it. arrogant. great friends. saying "I love you" isn't natural for them. smart. tries. knows they've fucked up but doesn't do much to stop or fix it. a mysterious heaviness to them. abhors ignorance/stupidity. doesn't know how to handle breakups.

Sagittarius: boss ass bitch. motivated. intelligent. works hard. very understanding. cares about you. flips out at little things. wants fulfilling relationships. artist. listens well. family issues. not always honest about how they feel. strong. confident. full package.

Capricorn: quiet. judgey. soft and gentle huggers. aren't very concerned with relationships. hard to talk to, but want you to talk to them. will probably make it in business. articulate with feelings.

Aquarius: kind. hot as hell. craves physical contact. easy to befriend. fun to spend time with. honor roll af. manages emotions healthily. well-rounded individual. points out interesting things. stimulating conversation. there for you.

Pisces: innocent and doe-eyed. super cute. in advanced classes, as they should be. empathetic. caring. defensive of their friends. will always love that one person. easy to talk to. fully immerses themselves in their music genre. tries to be threatening but isn't. avoids conflict. bubbly. can miss the point a lot.

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favorite fallout quotes (iii/∞)

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I don’t judge anyone who enjoys handy-around-the-farm, family-man Clint Barton, but my Clint Barton will always be the coffee-pot-chugging, sweatpants-wearing, band-aid covered shitshow crapsack of a human being who would probably manage to order none pizza with left beef. 

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So this is my summary of what happened this evening.

#savehannibal #hannibal #netflix

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Extreme Fan Club with Chris Pratt

#dying #ffs Pratt

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tny bby tries its best

#OHMYGOD #BRAIN EXPLODES INTO CANDY.

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hi-res x x

An attempt at a darker take on Alistair’s past.

#*WEEPING* #Alistair is a beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world #DA

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Harry Potter Funny Book Titles: Professor McGonagall’s PoV Text credit: (x)

#HP #lols

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USE THE CODE HOLIDAY25 BEFORE THE 11TH FOR FUCKING 25% OFF. CAN’T BEAT THAT SHIT.

SPREAD THE WORD FUCKERS

#Sweet mother of god

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Thor deleted scene

#WHY WAS THIS CUT?! #OH MY GOD #Thor is too cute #marvel madness

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You know, an R-rated Deadpool film is well and good, but I kind of want to see Wade show up in one of the regular X-Men films, too.

I want to see him hastily catch himself every time he’s about to say “fuck”, because he knows that the film - being rated PG-13 - is only allowed one F-bomb, and he wants to make it count.

I want to see him throw the ugliest tantrum when, after he spends the whole movie saving up that one allotted “fuck” for the perfect moment, somebody else uses it up before he has a chance.

#THIS

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#walk walk fashion baby

#Ahahahaha that last tag #Would the song be I don't know rather than Let it go?

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Tony Stop.

#Seriously man #Can you not? #Marvel Madness