number1greedlingfan

[number1greedlingfan]

and with this i must conclude my watchthrough of fma 2003 i cant go on

#this post is courtesy of my darling dearest friend #she never misses #fullmetal alchemist #fma 2003 #edward elric #alucard hellsing #undescribed

[number1greedlingfan]

every time i see a incorrect edward elric take i use all my summa cum laude english graduate skills to write a masterful essay in my head within the first few seconds of seeing it. here is why you are wrong in a thesis statement so eloquent and poignant it would make shakespeare's stupid ass roll in his grave of theft. but bad alphonse elric takes? i have a single phrase for you before the bloodlust fills my body and steals my ability to think: "you will die and burn in hell".

#fullmetal alchemist #fma brotherhood #alphonse elric #edward elric

[number1greedlingfan]

greed is my baby girl, ling yao is my princess, and alphonse elric is my goat. am i making sense

#al to me is like goku to dragon ball fans #does that help #greed the avaricious #ling yao #alphonse elric

[number1greedlingfan]

you dont wanna know how far i can take this

is it over for me

#/j

[number1greedlingfan]

is it over for me

#be honest #also yeah thats my discord user WHAT ABOUT IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?1? #(my collab partner had a nightmare that i legally changed my name to that and i couldnt resist) #fullmetal alchemist #fma brotherhood #greed the avaricious

[number1greedlingfan]

my fic collab partner just now, with disdain: al shops at fucking banana republic

#i hate to say it but she's right #he'd be right at home in the khaki aisle #fullmetal alchemist #fma brotherhood #alphonse elric

[number1greedlingfan]

When Ed hits the legal drinking age, the whole Amestris gang (sans Al who's not old enough) goes to a nice bar. Mustang buys him his first ever shot and pretends he'd done so to be Nice (he is NEFARIOUSLY peer pressuring Ed into having straight vodka as his first drink because he thinks Ed's gonna spit all over the table). Fuery sees what his boss is doing and kindly warns Ed it goes down easier if he drinks as fast as possible.

They all watch in horror as he throws it back like water. Havoc screams "HE'S DONE THIS BEFORE" (he hasn't)

#fullmetal alchemist #fma brotherhood #edward elric #roy mustang #kain fuery #jean havoc

[number1greedlingfan]

see gang i just tried to write without my funny jpeg and now i have three different social medias open

we must stick with the tried and true

glad no one can see my writing process because it involves frequent side quests to watch clips of the greedling vs central soldiers fight or mustang incinerating envy. sometimes i dont even watch videos. sometimes i just split my screen so that i can occasionally glance at still jpegs of ling yao

i will stop when im dead

#undescribed #fullmetal alchemist #fma brotherhood #ling yao #fic wip

[number1greedlingfan]

glad no one can see my writing process because it involves frequent side quests to watch clips of the greedling vs central soldiers fight or mustang incinerating envy. sometimes i dont even watch videos. sometimes i just split my screen so that i can occasionally glance at still jpegs of ling yao

i will stop when im dead

#fullmetal alchemist #fma brotherhood #greedling #ling yao #greed the avaricious #roy mustang

[number1greedlingfan]

Greed(ling) 🤚💥

[number1greedlingfan]

i like that the top post preview is just hughes' dead body bleeding out

#undescribed

[number1greedlingfan]

candlenights gift for @moth-time uploaded here by request<3

[number1greedlingfan]

If Greed and Ling had separate bodies they'd be the kind of freak couple that shares gum

#speaking my truth #fullmetal alchemist #fma brotherhood #greedling #greed the avaricious #ling yao

[number1greedlingfan]

A Ling redraw for testing brushes! the red hellish soul background is so punk

+ cropped to fit Background if anyone would want that, you're welcome to use!

me money trouble right now, no pressure, but even smallest amount would make me smile ✌️ https://ko-fi.com/rhysuje

#this is so swagful

[number1greedlingfan]

tfw you’re stuck in a defective portal of truth w one of your worst enemies and you just had to eat a boot to survive

[number1greedlingfan]

day 9 with my fav characters :-)

[Image Description: A digital drawing of Ling Yao and Greed in their shared mindscape. Ling is cheerfully pointing to Greed within the writhing souls of the stone, saying: "See this guy? He's my best friend." Greed says: "Wha? I mean. Sure." End ID.]

[number1greedlingfan]

dont ask how he knows abt animal crossing