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"This type of chaos is exactly what I was expecting from a series between the two messiest teams in the NHL. Real Housewives across the nation should be taking notes on reaching these levels of entertainment and animosity."

Read our #TimetoHunt recap.

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"Will there be more Finnish divas serving on and off the ice? More leads given up? More short kings saving the day?"

Read our #TexasHockey recap before Game 4 here.

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"You don’t need to know anything about statistics to know that a 0% powerplay is a man-advantage that has fallen off of a cliff worse than Mufasa in The Lion King, and the effects of the #CauseChaos' lacking powerplay is arguably a fate worse than his."

Pregame read here.

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🏒 In this week's episode of 5 Minutes For Yapping, we unpack Round 2 of the #StanleyCup Playoffs and the conscious uncoupling of the #LeafsForever and Sheldon Keefe.

🎧Spotify. 🎵Apple. Read more at offsidenewsco.com

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"The thing about sports is that sometimes the better team wins. Narratives don’t matter. The Deserve To Win O’Meter doesn’t matter. Hell, goaltender interference doesn’t even matter."

Read our #TimetoHunt Round 1 recap here.

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"Sunday’s 4-3 victory over the #CauseChaos went about well as it could have for the Rangers. Their top stars were shining, defense was relentless, and Princess Igor Shesterskin was as fierce as ever."

Read our #NYR recap here.

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"The New York Rangers exhaled last Sunday night and now we take a new breath in."

Read our #NYR recap before puck drop here.

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🏒 In this week's episode of 5 Minutes For Yapping, we break out of the box to continue our coverage of the #StanleyCup Playoffs and curse the name of Boston Pizza.

🎧 Spotify.

🎵 Apple Music.

📰 Read more: offsidenewsco.com

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"We’ve added to the catalog of chaos with a game of endless penalty minutes, a ridiculous number of goals, and the never-ending wonder of just how this series will end."

Read our #LetsGoOilers and #GoKingsGo Game 3 + 4 recap ahead of tonight's puck drop here.

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🏒 "...Much like the talks of intergalactic trade relations and Liam Neeson’s wig in 'The Phantom Menace', this period of hockey was not exciting, but you watched it because it happened to be on."

Read our recap of Canucks vs Preds Game Five here!

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"The New York Rangers are in the nation’s capital this week, and they’ve got more laughs in them than the audience at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner."

Read our #NYR recap before puck drop.

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"There’s an art to being a hater. It takes a certain discipline. You cannot waiver when the going gets tough, when it feels as though the tides are turning. You must hold strong. Allow the hate to flow through you, as Emperor Palpatine would say."

Read our #VegasBorn recap here.

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"The horrors persist, but so do I — just like Jim Montgomery when he realized there was an extra day between Game 3 and 4."

We're bringing you Bruins coverage from one of the most die-hard Leafs fans on our staff. This should go great.

Read our Game Three recap here!

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"They’re wolverines. They will tear you apart and spit you out and maybe tear themselves apart in the process but that’s what they’re born for. They can survive it. Can you?"

Read our #TimetoHunt Round 1 Recap here.

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"0-1, not New York, and Trocheck rolled his eyes as if to say, “Aw sh*t, we actually have to try today.”

Read our #NYR Round 1 Game 2 recap ahead of tonight's puck drop.

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"There is so much hockey to enjoy and so little time. How do you know which series to watch? Do you want gratuitous violence, Shakespearean-level drama, or do you want to watch the most boring three-hour display since Green Book?"

🏒 We watched all eight Round One, Game One Stanley Cup matchups so you don't have to. Catch the guide here.

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"Oh, Boston, what happened? *Insert Fake Sympathetic Comforting Pat on the Back*"

We're bringing you #NHLBruins coverage from one of the most die-hard #LeafsForever fans on our staff. This should go great.

Read our Game Two recap here.

#offside news #centre ice #op ed #boston bruins #david pastrnak #charlie mcavoy #linus ullmark #jeremy swayman #morgan geekie #toronto maple leafs #auston matthews