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— ARE YOU OKAY?

Concerned  roleplay  starters.  Send  me... (Send  🔄  +  any  emoji  to  reverse  the  outcome.)

😭  to  find  my  muse  crying. 🤕  to  find  my  muse  with  an  obvious  injury. ❤️‍🩹  to  find  my  muse  trying  to  hide  an  injury. 🤢  to  find  my  muse  visibly  sick. 🩸  to  find  my  muse  after  they've  been  in  a  fight. 💤  to  find  my  muse  passed  out. 🥴  to  catch  my  muse  as  they  faint. 🌧️  to  find  my  muse  in  the  rain  without  an  umbrella. 😵  to  find  my  muse  half  dead  in  an  alley. 🫳  to  put  a  comforting  hand  on  my  muse's  shoulder. 🫂  to  give  my  muse  a  comforting  hug.

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House Sentences, Vol. 7

(Sentences from House (2004-2012). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Physically, you're fine. Mentally, you're weird."

"You're losing it. That's what happens when you have kids. Ceaseless crying and nagging leads to irrational fears."

"Why do you even care if I have a baby? It's not like I'm ever gonna ask you to babysit!"

"I know this is awkward, but we need to talk."

"There's a reason that we've evolved a feeling of awkwardness. It tells us not to talk about things."

"The benefit of being boss is that I don't have to argue."

"Any relationship that doesn't end in a breakup ends in death. Everything falls apart in the end."

"Are you saying you want to date me?"

"Trust me, everybody will be happier if we aren't dating."

"You need to know everything because you're afraid of being wrong."

"Can you honestly tell me you've never done anything hypocritical?"

"Why do you try so hard to get my attention?"

"I think we're supposed to kiss now..."

"It's a bad idea to get into a power play with somebody who holds the power."

"Just tell her how you feel! If you won't, then I will!"

"You really passed your psych rotation?"

"I think you're confusing nice and evil again."

"Why do people get married?"

"You really don't have to keep buying me things."

"You act like you don't care about anyone, but here you are saving lives."

"I don't think you're looking for somebody to prove you right. I think you're looking for somebody to prove you wrong - to give you hope."

"Everything that happened to you can be rationally explained."

"I have issues with authority. You?"

"Why do you care if I'm happy?"

"You're afraid of change. The one thing you have is your intellect. You think if that's compromised, you have nothing."

"I don't mean to be abrasive, especially since you're such a pleasure to imagine naked."

"Your voice is no longer attractive to me with that note of disapproval."

"Has it ever occurred to you that when I don't share something, it might not be meant as a challenge? It might just mean that I'd like there to be one molecule of my life that goes unexamined by you?"

"Cat brains are always in alpha mode. The few scientific tests that have seemed to confirm psychic phenomena, that's where it takes place."

"I get it. You're a little nuts, aren't you?"

"God's mistakes are well documented."

"I'm proposing that you should propose to me."

"Being drunk doesn't change who you are - it just reveals it."

"Every time I go to one of your parties, I end up embarrassing myself in some new and unexpected way."

"Are you going to ignore me all day again?"

"Apologies aren’t supposed to make you feel better. They’re supposed to make the other person feel better."

"You want to kiss me, don't you?"

"Why is it always reasonable in your world to take an emotional problem and sidestep it by turning it into a mechanical problem?"

"You have the luxury of not caring about your image, but I do not!"

"I can smile through gritted teeth and play nice, but there are serious risks of violence involved in that choice."

"Are you ready to play nice?"

"I know you're scheming."

"Are you ignoring me, or are you just letting my charm wash over you?"

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anyway hi, my laptop is back and so is my muse for soma kinda sorta

how is everyone?

#ooc

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Dark Lord Soma but as soon as Alucard confronts him all like "I'm disappointed in you" Soma just goes

"Hi disappointed in you, I'm dad."

#ooc

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Not me using this account as an excuse to meme, nope!

#ooc

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addicted to this

#bad ends to the sorrow games be like #shitpost

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Friendly reminder that Soma was probably born post-vine shutting down.

So as much as I would love for him to go "road work ahead? Gee, I sure hope it does" that's not possible.

#ooc

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Soma's muse pretty damn dead, if I don't feel him by the new year this'll become a hub.

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"Cut my life into pieces~ This is my last resort~

Why is he singing the Angry White Boy Polka version of this song? Who knows?

#crack

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Also I have headcanons about Soma's biological parents.

They're alive, but let's just say I also headcanon that he accidentally called Arikado "dad" once, and that's for a reason. c:<

#friendly reminder!!

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Yellow or Orange?

"Where the hell am I?"

The oddly dressed young man rubbed his head in confusion, but also partially because he had this splitting headache. He jolted a bit when he noticed a man who appeared to be dressed as a knight standing nearby, though.

"This is just fantastic." He rolled his eyes. "Hey, you in the armor. Mind telling me what's going on?"

He doesn't even seem to acknowledge the injured night creature nearby him... or the fact that he's bleeding from his shoulder, which is odd, considering his white jacket.

#sinfulpaladin

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Can you fight god?

#dash games #this just in: shindanmaker is a dark lord worshipping cultist

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color-coded starter call!

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Inbox call I guess. IDK I wanna do more with this dude.

#ooc

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"First off, it's not a castle, it's a college dorm." He corrects with a grumble. Strangely, he doesn't seem too phased by an imp talking to him.

"Second off, why did you try to eat my remote? I can't imagine it tastes that good." He half-joked.

@jestamuses (for Jevil)

"You've got to be kidding me." Soma pinched the bridge of his nose. "I swear the remote control was here two minutes ago."

He doesn't seem to notice Jevil at first, thinking his roommate must have moved it. He doesn't even suspect much out of the ordinary until he sees his notes from his classes scattered on the floor.

"Dang it, did Jiro try to throw a party here while I was out this weekend?"

#jestamuses

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@jestamuses (for Jevil)

"You've got to be kidding me." Soma pinched the bridge of his nose. "I swear the remote control was here two minutes ago."

He doesn't seem to notice Jevil at first, thinking his roommate must have moved it. He doesn't even suspect much out of the ordinary until he sees his notes from his classes scattered on the floor.

"Dang it, did Jiro try to throw a party here while I was out this weekend?"

#jestamuses #hopefully this works

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Halloween must be super awkward in the Castlevania universe. Like, what do people even trick-or-treat as?

Maybe it's a little better post-1999, but still!!

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