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[og-dick-adam]

It’s me I’m back (and have learned my lesson from making Taylor Swift references)

SO. I’m think nature themed, heavy focus on apples. You?

IS THIS FOR THE DAMN WEDDING AGAIN

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[og-dick-adam]

what's your opinion on Vox or the other V

Don't know shit about the short chick, but Val seems like a creep and Vox is just pathetic

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[og-dick-adam]

heaven is rigged and 90% of the human population is in hell

Uhhh yeah pretty much. Only the best people go to heaven

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[og-dick-adam]

were u and lute ever in a relationship

Lute is a lesbian. Do I look like a chick to you??

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[og-dick-adam]

are you okay:

physically?

mentally

emotionally

spirtually

financially

socially

and uhhh yeah hi from nonnie

1- duh

2- sure buddy

3- obviously

4- wtf do I even have a spirit

5- Lucifer pays for my shit

6- ...yes??

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[og-dick-adam]

can you put your thing down flip it and reverse it? Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i?

Idk nonny, can I?

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[og-dick-adam]

Have you ever Googled yourself? Or like, looked up ‘Hell is Forever’ on Spotify? Or Googled Alex Brightman? *shrugs*

Just a thought

DUH OFC I'VE LOOKED UP MY OWN SONG. IT'S A BANGER

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[og-dick-adam]

A little fanfic bird told me that Lucifer thinks you’re hot. And also wanted to send your creator a fruit basket or something. Just wanted to let you know~~ :)

Oh no shit, really? Never would've guessed

Also, he says thanks

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[og-dick-adam]

Here’s an idea: while Lucifer is seated, grab an apple, eat it as sluttily as possible in front of him, lick your fingers of the juice, and then tell him, “Sorry, but I was tempted.” And then walk away.

That's hot maybe I'll try it

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[og-dick-adam]

/holds out a pair of leggings/ here are these. It’ll drive Lucifer nuts.

I'm probably never gonna wear these

...But I'll take them anyway

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[og-dick-adam]

how does lucys hands feels like

Warm. Very warm

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[og-dick-adam]

I got you something...

*gives him a giant stuffed penguin, it's about 2 feet high*

To help you when your sad

UM HELL YEAH. THANKS NONNY

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[og-dick-adam]

How's Cain?

No idea. Haven't seen him in ages

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[og-dick-adam]

Opinions on the taste of blood

First of all, weird ass question. Second, it's alright

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[og-dick-adam]

I found out what the verge was. It was a panic attack.

Yikes

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[og-dick-adam]

Bro....I'm on the verge. Idk what I'm on the verge of, but I'm on the verge

I hope someone pushes you over the edge

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[og-dick-adam]

Hear me out;

Mary had a little lamb is about Jesus. Mary, which is also the name of the Virgin Mary, the mother of Jesus. Lamb, which is basically a nickname of Jesus, since he is called “The Lamb of God”. And also this likely takes place in the span of 1-12 A.D. Your welcome Mister First Man

...Cool???

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