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not to be serious about beefcake men touching tips for a second but i do think the perception of male friendships and ship relationships within the sports RPF scope allows for some interesting commentary regarding the objectification and incessant sexualization of women

#because why is it okay for men to be so intimate in their friendship #but when women do they’re sexualized #or when a woman and man do theyre fucking on the dl and she’s a whore #anyways. yapping #basically (and less seriously) this means we should hold male players to the same standards as women #so all the conspiracy theories about them fucking their bros are real #i’m just yapping

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by "real" use whatever criteria you think appropriate. "i think they had feelings for each other but never acted on it" "they had a casual thing/situationship" "they were together but broke up" "they were secretly married in canada and have 6 kids together and their wives are beards". or maybe "they gave each other handjobs but platonically or something" or "one-sided unreciprocated feelings" wouldn't count as "real" by your judgement.

feel free to say your ship/opinions if you reblog. or dont idc im not your mom.

#my red flag is i wholeheartedly believe modramos was real #luka took sergio alone to his hometown? #sergio likes ship posts in his free time? #plus the physical intimacy like i know there’s a lot in sawker but wow they go over the top #plus sergio taking luka’s side in the whole 2018 bdo stink?? #like call me a conspiracy theorist but i really believe something was there

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#andriy lunin go for it

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followers. tell me ur fav rarepairs. like. no one ships them except you and maybe a signgle friend you convinced type of rarepairs

#mandžukic/kramarić #lowkey started as a joke but i’ve been twiddling with some stuff #maldini/boban #boban/šuker #mandžukić/ramos #petković/livaković #honestly i think most my footy ships are pretty rarepair #i’ve written snippets for so many more too ! i do love to yap quite a bit

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Being into footballing characters who have long left the scene is the ultimate refusal to delay gratification. You already know the score like flipping to the end of a detective novel. Very life affirming in a way

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Incorrect Lord of the Rings Quotes

#aralas

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"Simply put he crapped. Crapped a hell of a lot. That isn't a bad thing in itself, but the fact that he'd do it at the ground, in our dressing room, just before the game got on our nerves somewhat . Especially if the dressing room was small - a stink like that in such a confined space can get a little overpowering. Often he'd go three or four times in the space of 10 minutes.

Andrea Pirlo on Filippo Inzaghi from his memoir, I Think Therefore I Play

#pippo inzaghi #andrea pirlo #pippandrea #what an interesting dynamic truly #and also FOUR TIMES in TEN MINUTES??? #andrea's right all the best strikers are crazy

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i feel bad for clueless non-rpf football bloggers on tumblr. they will post an old man with tags like #legend #respect, and i will reblog it and say #i want to boop his prostate

#it’s a power move to me #sure you like football #but i like football in a gayer and more intellectual way than you could ever

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I just learned today that Blorbo is a made up term and NOT the main character in the Hobbit

Anon I’m obsessed with you

#blorbo baggins

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filippo makes an appearance in my econ practice final

#hes so painfully unemployed

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dreaming of plots about old men growing wiser and more understanding, and fixing their past mistakes by trying to find compromises they couldn't bring themselves to as youngsters

#ough yes this my shit #girls when old men get second chances #it makes me want to die actually #shoutout to We Should Be Through (but you keep me holding on) by LeapAngstily #an all time great. a hood classic #this trope always makes me a mess because like wow. we did it once but now we’ll do it again #and we meant it before but this time i’ll make sure you know i mean it #and this time will be soft and careful because we aren’t as young anymore #and this time we’ll take our time. cause we aren’t in such a rush anymore

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i must say i have thought about this very much yes . because they respect each other very much and then the rivalry? it’s all very delicious

alessandro del piero top paolo maldini bottom I will not elaborate further

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shsjs what did you think i said

alessandro del piero top paolo maldini bottom I will not elaborate further

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alessandro del piero top paolo maldini bottom I will not elaborate further

#you understand.

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read Grendel (by Gardner) for class and it’s truly phenomenal like probably one of my favorite books i’ve ever read honestly

#it’s so simple and yet. not #ally speaks #i don’t usually personalpost here but #i needed people to share this with!!! #truly such a phenomenal book everything is so intentional #i hope to be able to write like gardner one day #his prose is so simple and yet it’s so meaningful and elegant it’s truly one of a kind

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pippo says madridista rights

#pippo inzaghi #does he know he doesn’t need to put EVERYTHING ppl tag him in on his story #he’s so cute #the little memoji

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NEVER TAKE REAL MADRID FOR DEAD. MADRID NEVER DIES

#oh my god #oh my godddd #that was insane. two in three minutes #right before FT #my miracle team