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Wanna see some actual numbers on this bc of another post. I’m curious.

Also yes I know categorization of race is complicated especially outside US contexts etc. etc. I just wanna know how comparatively cracker-dominant this site is, this ain’t a census survey.

If you white-mixed its up to you what to choose I ain’t measuring your genealogy or some shit.

Reblog this, maybe even multiple times, to increase response pool and visibility.

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Today I am rereading the absolutely incredible Good Omens fanfic

and this occurred to me

#good omens #fanfic #good literature makes one think

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My newest neighbor

welcome to the world, adorable baby donkey, i love you

#donkey #baby donkey #my neighbor #they do not neigh tho #baby donk lives w both parents and an older sib

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it's... real

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It's so Frog and Toad! ❤️🐸❤️

a cold one with the boys

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*wipes drool off my own chin*

Bea's the most "It's complicated" romance protag to exist, fr 💀But at least she's hot

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OP made the post unrebloggable but said it's fine to screenshot and I'm in love with this

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#political cartoons #excellent political cartoons #Clay Bennett

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If you feel the need, shove such material into a separate folder to examine for possible usefulness later.

I have recently seen this called "cryogenically freeze your darlings" and it made me so happy I think I may remember it forever.

PACING IS ABOUT LOAD BEARING WALLS.

*staples violently to my own forehead*

#you don't have to kill your darlings #but you don't have to include them either

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Been hearing this is a problem again. Don't be a dick in bookmarks, folks. And yes while I made this image, I'm giving free reign. Take it. Spread it far and wide. Because I'm hearing that some readers don't know that their bookmarks are visible.

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So,

apparently during the 1950s the queen of greece organized a royal singles cruise, so that all the royal singles could mingle,

and apparently it worked? Because her daughter ended up marrying the king of spain

but im fucking laughing because this sounds like the plot of either an anachronistic/satiric ya novel or a princess diaries fanfic

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load program

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sounds like my 100k Harry/Draco novel from ages ago, Appearances, which I cannot easily link to while Ao3 is down, lol

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regional differences

“oh hey,” she said, “it’s a really touristy area, but since you’re gonna be passing through anyway, you might as well stop by pier 29, see the dragons. also, there’s a—”

“hold on,” i said. “i knew your city had mountains, but. dragons? uh, actual living dragons?”

“dude, it’s not a big deal. they’re there all the time. of course they’re majestic and everything, but they’re loud and cranky and mostly they lie around eating garbage. now and then the city council will talk about trying to make them roost somewhere else, but—”

“dragons,” i repeated. i knew it was making me sound like a rube, but it was a lot to take in. “you live in a city that has dragons.”

“no, it’s cool, we used to go see them when i was a little kid. it’s worth doing. but that whole area is mostly dragon-themed gift shops, and the commercialization is kind of a bummer. also, sometimes a dragon will melt somebody’s car and it’s a whole problem.”

“fairytale-style, giant scaly fire-breathing dragons.”

“honestly, i forget other cities don’t have them?” she said. “there’s a few other sites on the west coast where they gather. portland calls them wyverns, but that’s a portland thing.”

“chicago’s got, like, bunnies and songbirds,” i told her, “but otherwise it’s just your typical vermin. pigeons, rats, sphinxes—”

“sphinxes? what the hell.”

“oh, yeah, they nest in the el tunnels. sometimes a fucking sphinx will flap down out of nowhere, bring the whole train to a halt until the front car answers a riddle.”

“that sounds exciting,” she said.

“it’s the worst. your train winds up being twenty minutes late, and you just have to hang out hoping somebody up there read their mythology. there’s supposed to be a program where the conductors get trained in riddling, but i don’t know. rahm emmanuel keeps saying it’s not a budget priority.”

“huh,” she said. “guess the grass is always greener and all that. but on some level, it’s nice to remember that even with all these big box stores, the country still has some variety left in it.”

“yeah, did you know that in rhode island they call water fountains ‘bubblers’?” i said.

“whoa, seriously?”

“i read it somewhere. crazy, right?”

“crazy.”

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red in tooth and claw

speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.