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Herbert Inside Persona 5 Royals

#tcc #true crime fandom #the true crime community #gnomeling #gnome

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This is just like me and the wife except my Wife is Black.. But do you ever see black Gnomes in any store or any where ??? I certainly do not and I for one certainly think we should have more, diverse Gnomes including Black, Gay Gnomes or Trans

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How I feel of True Crime

Enough said!!!

#true crime community #tcc #true crime #true crime fandom #gnomeling

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He is is Left For Dead, Half-Life and now, Dead By DayLight! Better collect him or youll be Sorry.!!

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I was at my local supermarket today buying groceries for my family (They're older and more susceptible to Covid-19, so I'm the one who does the shopping) when I ran into this woman without her mask side eyeing me in the cereal aisle.

Maskless dipshit: Wow, you're really wearing a mask, even though the virus isn't real.

Me: Woah woah WOAH, are you seriously implying that right now? Do you have any idea the death toll that Coronavirus disease 2019 has caused?

MD: Actually I do. None! No one has died from it, it's just made up.

At this point I was shaking with rage and starting to lose my patience with this ignorant bitch.

Me: Are you fucking kidding me? There has been 132 MILLION cases worldwide. Nearly 3 million of said cases DIED!

The woman then snickered, and made sure to get closer to me.

MD: What? Are you scared you'll die because of a little cough?

Me: I'd be more worried that I could potentially pass it to others with weak immune systems who could die from it. It's our responsibility!

She then started to cough directly on my face. Thankfully I have a full-face respiratory mask, but who knows what germs this clearly irresponsible woman could have, I tried to get away but she grabbed my wrist in a vice-like grip and continued coughing.

Suddenly a shirtless and muscled man emerged from behind the cereal boxes,  knocking them over as they scattered to the floor. The man was in a gas mask with the tube wrapped around his arm and he suddenly ripped her hand away from mine. I guess he was watching the encounter from the aisle over and felt he needed to cut in immediately. The woman looked shocked and then suddenly started screaming. MD: RAPE!!! HELP! Someone! This man is trying to rape me!

A small crowd had formed and watched the whole thing go down, and we all knew she was full of shit.

Muscled man: No, I'm not. I'm trying to protect this defenseless girl from idiot anti-maskers like you. I lost my 2 year old daughter to Covid-19.

The manager then came down and told the dumb woman to get the hell out of the store, since masks are required. She started blubbering about her "rights" and how they can't do this to her since she's been shopping there for years. Welp, I guess she is blacklisted now.

Moral of the story, don't be a mask less idiot and try to start shit with mask-wearers who actually know the importance of keeping your fellow humans safe. I'm so thankful to that man for rescuing me, and I hope he won't have to deal with any more pieces of shit invalidating his daughter's death.

#disclaimer i do not write this #it happened to a good friend of mine and she sent me this so im sharing it for her!!!!!!!!!! please reblorg to get the info out there! #corona vairus #anti maskers #covid-19

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I love him, I do, I really do.... He is my homie. ! @ten-ungly-bone-men Love you friend !

TURNED 36 THIS MONTH!

Hope all everyone is doing well, Im relaxing with the wife, we’re being careful in the pandemic world. Hope everyone is too. Once this mess is over, I’m giving Ungly a Big Fat Smooch!!!!!!!!! :-)

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TURNED 36 THIS MONTH!

Hope all everyone is doing well, Im relaxing with the wife, we’re being careful in the pandemic world. Hope everyone is too. Once this mess is over, I’m giving Ungly a Big Fat Smooch!!!!!!!!! :-)

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Dont mess with the pointed hat gnome.

Gnomes stealing a hatchet

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Me

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Thats whats I say as well totally agree!! Hope everyone is safe and careful in these times

If you wanna take the fae’s advice...

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That I.

There's this one gnome in medical who never actually doctors people, he just sets down picnic baskets or casts Mislead when patients show up?? Who hired him

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What is happenong .. . ..

So a particular anon is obsessed with how ugly I am, so here’s pictures of me that I didn’t know were being taken. No makeup, cute poses, just me and a friend not even knowing someone was taking pictures. Maybe I’m not perfect, but I am comfortable with who I am. I think you have to click it because it’s showing up blurry?

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FREAKY! CREEPY! You need arrest now !!!

There’s a kid in my 7th period class that reminds me of Allen Ivanov. I sneaked a picture of him but idk if I should post it because I feel like it’s an invasion of privacy.

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Nope, its just great. :-}

The mortifying ordeal of being gnome

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Fast running gnome

No idea why I’m including this, but I also have no idea why I made it. So, fitting.

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That is I.

Guys. You’ve heard of garden gnomes.

But have you considered

Guarding gnomes

Like, little gnome knights, or castle guards. But they’re gnomes. Little protectors. Bearded defenders of the home

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I could write some

I like a good ghost story as much as the next guy, but there's something about stories of encounters with the fae or gnomes or what have you that just interest me so much more. They're just so hard to find though :(