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regular-gnome · 3 days
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If food is the secret to acquiring an army of gnomes, then can I interest you in a ceiling high stack of pizzas? With stuffed crust?
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the offering is accepted
house number five complete
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Just found out what you fuckers use voodoo for. Shame. Shame on all of you.
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teathattast · 5 months
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ash-the-tiefling · 1 month
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COUNTRY GNOMES
TAKE THEIR BONES
*a bunch of gnomes in overalls run toward you and take your bones out of you*
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gothycollie · 7 months
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"Gnomes aren't real"
Then explain how I stomped one to death this morning
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deep-dark-fears · 3 months
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Yes, Georgina. There is a refrigerator gnome. A fear submitted by Georgina to http://deepdarkfears.com/submit - thanks! 
You can find original artwork and commission portraits in my shop! http://deepdarkfears.com/shop
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valdevia · 11 months
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Help! My dog keeps hunting these little animals in my yard. I don't know if this is an endangered species. Anyone has tips on how to stop dogs from doing this?
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lordchairesq · 2 years
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PROXIMITY WARNING
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localmudman · 6 months
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it's his new thing
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the-gnomish-bastard · 3 months
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“The pen is mightier than the sword.” Bullshit. Never have I seen someone get killed by a pen, but I have seen people get decapitated by the sword. Also, when you say “The pen is” you’re spelling out “the penis” so you lose twice!
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thehmn · 5 months
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Christmas gnomes are more popular in Scandinavia than Christmas elves and even regular gnomes, so sometimes people will have gnomes replace elves in Santa’s shop to make it more region specific.
But in folklore gnomes were always proud to do housekeeping. They repaired stuff, swept the floor, fed the animals and kept the home safe. If people didn’t respect them they’d take revenge, or worse, take their services somewhere else.
So I prefer to imagine the elves do all the toy producing, from design to carving to assembling to painting to sewing to packaging, while the gnomes keep the shop up and running, inventing and repairing the machines the elves use, cooking the meals for their breaks, cleaning and looking after the reindeer.
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rainymeadows · 2 months
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I've learned objection.lol and now there's nothing stopping me (original audio from Drawfee)
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vcreatures · 1 month
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Gnomes are a small, ground dwelling, fairy found across most temperate forests, grasslands and in rare occasions mountain dwellings. They are one of the few fairies to be commonly found alongside human dwellings, having an affinity for their gardens. While most fairy beings can be seen as pests, the Gnome has managed to sway favor as they speak to a relatively good sign for agricultural communities. Having a Gnome is a good sign your crop is healthy and being tended too.
While most fairy species live relatively peacefully alongside one another, the Gnome is one of the few fairy species who do engage in warfare. This animosity is particularly found with Pixies.
Their “red cap” has become the moniker of the species. However this “cap” is not a piece of fashion, but a highly sensitive sensory organ used to help travel in their deep underground dens. They also act as a silent way to communicate with one another in dense brush or long grass. Only males of the species possess one. Female’s caps are small and dome-like, which they commonly adorn with flower crowns. The male’s cap doesn’t always remain active, they can actively render their cap flaccid, allowing them to burrow and squeeze into tight spaces. A male’s cap will grow throughout the course of his life, some reaching lengths double their body length. 
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filurig · 3 months
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two character's ive had in mind for a while but finally got myself to design, ylvarg (he/him) and faství (she/her)! they are old friends of gullmar !
ylvarg is a passionate linguist and polyglot (in the sense that he can understand many different languages... due to troll anatomy he cant speak any other than trollic), while faství is a tomte who loves to travel and be all over the place - otherwise, she wouldn't make the trek from her home in ångermanland to gästrikland every year to meet up with her friends during winter!
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shadowcow · 10 months
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Old Warcraft models are so limited, you can barely make anything with th-
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