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🎄 203 Days Until Christmas!🎄
🍾 210 Days Until New Years! 🍾
Apparently I also forgot day 18. How did this happen? I thought I hit everyday (but Christmas because my phone finally died a horrible gruesome death, but that was out of my control). So without further ado, here’s something I came up with on the spot.
Judy goes to a Christmas festival with the theme Christmas Around the World. She has some wassail in Britain, sausage in Germany, and bouche de noel in France. In Spain she’s captivated by a beautiful, enormous nativity set. There’s an unusual looking piece, one that looks like he’s squatting down to do something. Judy bends over to get a closer look when another attendee named Julian bumps into her, sending her crashing into the set and hearing a single piece shatter. She’s upset and yells at the guy - who is a jerk - but she can’t find the broken piece. The proprietor of the the Spanish area tells her not to worry but she is still upset when she goes home.
The next day she wakes up in a life size version of the nativity set. What’s worse, there’s a mystery a-foot. The inhabitants of the picaresque little town are upset because someone is leaving giant piles of steaming shit all around their town. When Judy runs into the jerk who bumped her she reasons that they have to solve the nativity set mystery in order to go home and it must have something to do with the broken piece. After several red herrings and lost leads, they discover a broken and shoddily reassembled Caganer - the Spanish nativity set pooper. They reshatter him and Judy finally wakes up.
The next day she gets a package in the mail from the Christmas festival. It’s from the Spanish guy who says that Julian came back and bought the whole set and asked him to send it to her. He apologizes that one piece is missing: the traditional caganer, which he had found broken after she left. He offered to send her another one but Julian assured him that would not be necessary.
After reading the note, Judy’s phone rings. It’s Julian, who asks if he can come over and see the nativity set. She says yes.
Fuck it ! Nobody’s getting anything this year - oh Santa 🎅
203 days until Christmas 🎄🎄🎄