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[osha-union-representative]

time for some Pro-Union Memes (for our favorite plumbers)

[osha-union-representative]

Union Real Talk for a mo.

My coworker broke her foot today because of an unsafe wobbly cart combined with a poorly maintained ramp.

Our union rep (when contacted) came over and had a quick less than 10min chat with the supervisor. After that chat?

1. My coworker was given admin time to go get X-rays as opposed to needing to use sick time.

2. The Union rep helped her successfully fill out the worker's comp forms so she doesn't have to pay for it

3. They're getting rid of that cart

4. All carts are being re-routed to the front entrance until the ramp is fixed

5. She's going to work at home for the next month while her foot heals.

Without a union present? Maybe #5 would have happened, but the rest? Doubtful

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Hey do CNA's have a union? In my area you need years and years of experience just to make the same a mount as McDonald's pays their employees! And this is a job where the quality of a human life is in your hands! Taking care of our society's most vulnerable! One where you need training and a certification, yet most nursing homes and agencies have decided that we're worth 9 to 12.50 an hour and no benefits or health insurance.

You do not have a union as of yet, but I have good news! You can create a union by getting together and making choices to strike or do other forms of resistance! Before it gets that bad though, let me have a talk with your boss. I’ll se what I can do. - Mod Evil

[osha-union-representative]

Just a reminder that we here at the OSHA union believe in unions, fictional or real, wholeheartedly!

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[osha-union-representative]

Hey, any ideas for what to do with a literal child who got into your supply of hand grenades and is now throwing them haphazardly out the window on the fifth story? Cause I know we’re in a warehouse but I kind of want those grenades, and she won’t stop setting them off. - Mod Evil

#thanks! I’m here to help! so sorry again #I guess #since names are hard here #you can call me Q? or mod Q but I’m technically not mod #- Q (i guess?)

[osha-union-representative]

Wait how do more people follow me than you?

Why do over 400 of you follow this chaos

[osha-union-representative]

Hey, any ideas for what to do with a literal child who got into your supply of hand grenades and is now throwing them haphazardly out the window on the fifth story? Cause I know we’re in a warehouse but I kind of want those grenades, and she won’t stop setting them off. - Mod Evil

#yeah... that’s me #i object to being called a kid though #Im officially a teen now #so #what do i need to do? #- ??????

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:/

#i feel like I got really over my head here. #I guess I was still thinking this was a bad prank #I can’t go home yet though. #Not without them. #- ??????

[osha-union-representative]

Ok look, all of my spells are sealed in pocket dimensions. I don’t even know how she got to them. - Mod Magic

Ok so in my defense, I really like my hand grenades, and I didn’t realize how dangerous that spell was. I was just trying to distract her. - Mod Evil

Hey, any ideas for what to do with a literal child who got into your supply of hand grenades and is now throwing them haphazardly out the window on the fifth story? Cause I know we’re in a warehouse but I kind of want those grenades, and she won’t stop setting them off. - Mod Evil

#yeah #I’ll help #Im really sorry #i thought it was basic chemistry! #i don’t know anything about this stuff! #plus Evil said it was fine #- ??????

[osha-union-representative]

no but like it's actually very fucked up how "sunday night blues" and midweek burnout are a thing.

The fact that most people spend significant parts of their weekends or mornings actively dreading going into work...like, do we realize how staggeringly unhealthy that is? how many people have been living under this giant weight of anxiety for most of their lives and just don't realize it? how many people have woken up and thought "I can't do this today", knowing that their only real choice is to figure out a way to do it so they have enough money to keep going? How many people are actively ignoring the demands of their bodies for a break?

and the worst part is that this is up to us. we let bosses and corporations do this to us. today's work weeks and wages and benefits and time off (or lack thereof) aren't designed out of necessity. they exist to increase your bosses' profit.

we don't need work weeks that are designed around maximum production with the bare minimum of time off businesses can get away with giving you. we don't need back-breakingly long hours, or artificially early school mornings, or wage slavery.

sometimes it seems like we've just, universally decided as a population that overworking oneself, ignoring your own needs for rest, and pushing through conditions that are detrimental to our mental and physical health to make money for someone else is...okay.

It doesn't have to be this way.

iww.org/membership

[osha-union-representative]

I have literally so many weapons can i help? - Mod Evil

people are gonna write some cursed osha fanfic

i know because i wrote a cursed showerfam fanfic

not if i kill them first

[osha-union-representative]

it is a violation of all the guidelines to ship evil osha with anyone

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Ok so is it really our fault that this kid just showed up and won’t leave??? - Mod Evil

Hey, any ideas for what to do with a literal child who got into your supply of hand grenades and is now throwing them haphazardly out the window on the fifth story? Cause I know we’re in a warehouse but I kind of want those grenades, and she won’t stop setting them off. - Mod Evil

[osha-union-representative]

Hey, any ideas for what to do with a literal child who got into your supply of hand grenades and is now throwing them haphazardly out the window on the fifth story? Cause I know we’re in a warehouse but I kind of want those grenades, and she won’t stop setting them off. - Mod Evil

#you guys Im fine #i just got bored #sorry about the spell stuff #i thought that wasn’t real! #so not really my fault #thanks for coming though #that looks bad #- ??????

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Guys she got into my spell scrolls and, um, @black-magic-osha? @black-magic-osha-employee @plague-doc-osha can you help?? - Mod Magic

Hey, any ideas for what to do with a literal child who got into your supply of hand grenades and is now throwing them haphazardly out the window on the fifth story? Cause I know we’re in a warehouse but I kind of want those grenades, and she won’t stop setting them off. - Mod Evil