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ULTIMATE ULTIMATE YURI-OFF

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“Finally... I clearly understand... everything. I am...Dracula.

This is like a bad joke.”

#castlevania

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the sappholopods

#splatoon

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#pokemon

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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yes of course i watch the man from uncle for the plot, why do you ask

#🤨 #the man from uncle

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I hate those buzzfeed wannabe lists that are like "what your favorite monopoly character says about you!!!" But each bullet point just describes the character

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my fatal flaw is that I look for high art on fanfic websites

#yeah

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Russell Drake. from How To Make Electronic Music, 1975

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This is completely nuts and absolutely mandatory. “Cementimental - Untitled Harsh Noise Graphic Novel”. Surrealist book-object; harsh noise album in paperback form. 300 pages of pixel-noisescapes, created soley using the antique mac paint app LightningPaint. How can I not get this gem.

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80% of "passing" is having enough money to purchase the clothes and services that will allow you to pass. Please stop holding being able to stealth up as the pinnacle of trans achievement. That place belongs to surviving. It belongs to finding joy. It belongs to love and community, not people who are rich enough to have professional makeup artists and tailors.

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me when the door says "pull" on it

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cant believe i wasted my teenage years being a teen. i ahould have been in my twenties by then

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He’s crazy. They’re all crazy.

Head (1968) dir. Bob Rafelson

#the monkees #head 1968 #film

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The film "Propaganda" premiered 40 years ago on this day in 1984.

#ymo

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reblog for the most chaos PC we can manage

#ADD MORE RAM