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tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like
“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”
and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent
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This! Bloody this! My teeth have betrayed me many times.
Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.
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I hope she got a new toy 🧸
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Colorado Bear dug himself a nice, deep dirt bed that Tribble commandeered as soon it was done.
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So. Colorado Bear dug himself a nice deep dirt bed, which Tribble immediately commandered.
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Happy, happy boi ❣️
“I couldn’t figure out how my bed kept getting unmade while I was making coffee until I put up a camera.” 
(Source)
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Best thing ever. I started playing DnD when I was 55.
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The Jungle Book (the cartoon) Which tells you how old I am.
what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.
Go!!
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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
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Tribble getting his ears cleaned by Colorado.
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The first time I met a man at my husband’s church, he said to me, “what’s it going to take for you to come back to church?’
I said, “better men than you have tried”.
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For several days afterwards too
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You sure do. Bless you for accepting him.
Barely 7 am and I wake up to this HANGRY guy screaming on my porch! Guess I have a cat now
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(Source)
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via @BeamMeUpSofi
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I miss my Rufio. The love of my life. He would sleep with me every night.
The only thing I want to see when waking up in the morning
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Life is good.
Lazy cat
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Rodney McKay paints pictures with his hands.
John and Sam should recognize his brilliance by now and not be so skeptical.
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Stargate Atlantis "Be All My Sins Remember'd"
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