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Solomon and mc arguing

Mc: Learn how to cook!

Solomon: Get a pact with Barbatos!

Mc : gasps

Solomon: Im sor-

Mc: GET A PACT WITH LUCIFER THEN!

Solomon : GAASP you take that back!!

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Barbatos: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together.…

MC:*Throwing the key out the window* Truly unfortunate.

#And oh no there's only one bed #I guess we're stuck here forever

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They did poor Barbatos so dirty with the art in his anniversary card. Really obvious that they let the B team take it. Look at his face. He's a frog.

#obey me #obey me nightbringer barbatos #obey me! nightbringer #om! nightbringer #obey me barbie #Needs moar art direction #om! barbatos

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Now imagine Thirteen all sweaty and greasy in a tank top with her hair up tinkering in the hood of a car

#yes please

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#Give me Barbatos

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"Can you see us in every timeline?" you ask.

Barbatos smiles down at you, meeting your bright and curious gaze. Your head is in his lap, both of you stretched out on a soft blanket in the castle garden. Barbatos is leaning back against a tree, a cup of tea held in his gloved hands. The sky drips with stars.

"I see many possibilities," he says, his voice eternally gentle, forever content to answer your endless questions.

You reach up and brush your fingers through his strand of bright hair. "It's just that I wouldn't be the same person without you," you say. "And the thought of there being other mes in other timelines that aren't with you… well, it makes me sad."

You blush a little at this admission because it sounds silly when you say it out loud.

Barbatos chuckles softly, but he puts down his teacup. He takes your hand, even as your fingers are still entangled in his hair. He puts his other hand against your cheek.

"We may not find each other in every timeline," he says. "But I have found that the echoes of each timeline ripple through the others. You are inevitably linked to every other you."

"But they won't feel what I feel," you say.

"They will have impressions of your feelings," Barbatos says. "Have you ever had an inexplicable feeling of hope or despair wash over you? That is a reverberation from yourself in another timeline."

You consider what he's saying. That somehow, you in your present time and space can impact the lives of other yous, if even briefly.

"What do you think they feel from me?" you ask.

"I cannot predict it," Barbatos says. He smiles and the way it lights up his face is so entrancing, you lose yourself in it. "I can only hope they receive soft moments where they feel my love, every time I see you, every time I touch you, every time I kiss you."

Your fingers squeeze around the hand that's holding yours and you lift yourself up to kiss him. His arm moves behind your back to lend you support as he returns the kiss - soft and sweet and with the lingering taste of hellfire rose tea. In another timeline, an unexpected warmth floods through you.

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Diavolo: *receives a call from Barbatos*

Diavolo: Hello?

Barbatos: Hello, young master. I'm really sorry for the last-minute change, but I won't be able to attend to my responsibilities today.

Diavolo: Why? Did something happen?

Barbatos: My spouse is sleeping on my lap.

Diavolo: ...

Diavolo: *laughs* It's fine, Barbatos! Consider this as your day off.

Barbatos: Thank you, young master. *hangs up*

Lucifer: I'm betting you, MC did that on purpose.

#I am very heart eyes right now #I love this so much

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Two Wrathful Demons

MC: *crying in their room under a blanket*

Satan: “MC! What’s wrong?”

MC: *shows Satan their phone*

Satan: *eye twitching*

[A Moment Later at the Demon Lord’s Castle]

Satan: “Barbatos I need you to open a portal to the human world.”

Barbatos: “And what is your reason?”

Satan: “Hunting.”

Barbatos: “And you think I’d allow that.”

Satan: “They’re cyber bullying MC.”

Barbatos: “I see.”

Barbatos: “I shall be accompanying you then.”

Satan: “Good, let’s go.”

[Later at the House of Lamentation]

Satan: *knocking on MC’s door*

MC: “Come in!”

Satan: “You seem much happier? Is everything okay now?”

MC: “Yeah! They apologized and explained they were being emotional and taking it out on me. It’s nice to see people can admit their wrong, that rarely happens on the internet.”

Satan: *smiling knowing he’s the one who sent that message the bully is long gone*

Satan: “That’s wonderful. Let me know if they or anyone else crosses the line like that again.”

MC: “I will. Thanks for buying me icecream.”

Satan: *smiling* “Anything for you.”

[Later at the Demon Lord’s Castle]

Diavolo: “My favorite dish! How delightful! Thank you Barbatos, you must be in a good mood today. May I ask what has you in such high spirits?”

Barbatos: “I simply had a bit of fun earlier.”

Diavolo: “Oh? I wish you’d invited me.”

Barbatos: “That certainly would’ve brought about the end of times.”

Diavolo: “What exactly did you do????”

#I love the idea of them teaming up like this

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happy boop day!!

asmo getting flustered over shows of genuine affection hrngnngn im physically ill i love him so much

inspired by this post!!! so cute!!! i think everyone should do this with their fave hehe

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#I used to have a magnet that said 'I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter' #Back in the old days when we had to buy our memes from Hot Topic

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BEHOLD! One of the most powerful beings in all the realms!

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1 : Welcome to hell, we had an education reform last year

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#This shit is hilarious

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unrelenting one 🪽

#beautiful

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Diavolo: how many children do you have?

Lucifer: biologically, legally, or emotionally? there is a difference

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✄┈┈ I’d Let the World Burn♡

Synopsis: Prompt based on the trend with the song Let the world burn by Chris Grey and Obey me! characters that I think fit said prompt best. Definitely not all canon so be warned.

If you guys like this one I can make a part 2 with more of the characters as well! (and if there’s any characters you’d like to see first in a pt 2 you can shoot me an ask or request in the comments)

Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Satan, Barbatos

CW: yandere themes?, angsty ideas, possessive behavior, mentions of violence, mentions of death

collar and reblog divider credit to @benkeibear

Lucifer

⟡ The only one who knows just how far he would go for you is Lucifer himself. He keeps that part of himself buried, protecting his pride and protecting you. You don’t need to know just how quickly he would bring the entirety of existence to its knees were something to happen to you. You are far too kind to be burdened with the concept. Of being the cause of such destruction. But you ask anyway, out of pure innocent curiosity, and oh how hard it is to lie when you give him such sweet eyes. Desperate for a validating answer as to how much he loves you. “Luci? If you had to choose, would you save the world over me?” He doesn’t need to think about it to know the answer but he pauses for a moment, Contemplating whether or not he should be honest with you. But the longer he looks into your eyes, the longer he watches the thoughts of him swirl around in that beautiful head of yours, He can’t help but be honest. And with how eager you are surly you wouldn’t take it as a burden. Perhaps you would forget all about it anyway. So he relents, if this is what you need to hear to know how deeply he loves you, how much he needs you. He speaks softly against your ear, a soothing purr to his voice. “For you my dear, I would let every world burn down to its core, simply to keep you beside me. For you, I would even kill god.”

Mammon

⟡ “Hey Mamms? If you had to choose, would you save the world over me?” When you ask Mammon it’s completely out of left field. He hasn’t really thought about having to make such a decision before. It’s not exactly something he wants to think about, you’re his human, his treasure, why would he want to think about the possibility of losing you. But then he really starts thinking about it after you ask. Completely zoning out, lost in the thought of someone daring to touch his treasure, trying to take you from him in exchange for one measly world. His face grows more grim with each second that passes. So many different emotions shifting across his face, in a matter of seconds, sadness, greed, rage. No, he would never let anyone or anything take his treasure, you’re too important, too precious. You begin to worry more and more with each second that passes, you didn’t expect him to have a reaction like this, the immediate shift in his energetic demeanor was a little alarming. “Uh…Mammon? Are you alright?” He immediately wraps you in his arms and buries his head in your neck, letting out a soft growl. You pet his hair for a moment, unsure of what to say before he lifts his head a little, moving to rest his forehead against your collarbone. “I could never exchange you for the world, Treasure. You’re everything to me, you’re worth any sacrifice.”

Satan

⟡ He tries his best to curb his wrath for you, he never wants to scare you, or harm you in a fit of rage. So he tries his best to not think of situations that would cause him to spiral out of control. But he can’t help it when he reads a novel and the main characters love interest gets harmed. His mind begins to wander and it spirals out of control. What if something did happen to you like that character in the novel? Would he be able to control himself? Or would he completely lose himself in a mindless rage? It doesn’t help when you ask him a question so similar to his spiraling thoughts. “Tan Tan?” You have to repeat yourself a few times to actually get through to him. “Oh- yes sweetheart?” you let out a soft giggle, completely oblivious to his wandering thoughts. “If you had to choose, would you save the world over me?” He couldn’t tell if it was supposed to be a trick question or if he should answer honestly. How he was almost positive he would spiral completely out of control if he lost you. How the world doesn’t mean a single thing without your existence. “I would rather the world burn and become nothing but another speck of dust in the universe. Even if it meant we only had a few more moments together, that would make it worth it.”

Barbatos

⟡ It was during the little time the two of you can spend together between his duties that you asked him the question. It had been sitting in the back of your mind for the greater part of the day and you were dying to hear his answer. So after he had made you tea and tended to your needs as he always does you have a little tug on his jacket to make him pause his current task. “Hey Barb, can i ask you a question?” He turned to you with a sweet and knowing smile, he already knew what you were going to ask him because of his powers, but despite that he let you continue, answering you as he always does, with a kind voice and a loving smile. “Of course my dove.” Truthfully he didn’t need to think on it for very long after he had the premonition, he loved you, truly, madly, deeply. To put your life on the line in exchange for anything-no matter how great-was a no brainer. He would go to any lengths to keep you safe and healthy. He would abuse his powers if need be, it didn’t matter the repercussions. “Would you choose to save the world over me?” You looked a little nervous when you asked him, fiddling with the blanket in your lap, avoiding eye contact with him, life you were worried his answer would be something other than that of devotion. He gently took one of your hands in his own and used the other to lift your chin with his index finger, gently forcing your eyes to meet his. When your eyes met you could see nothing but love, his pupils were practically hearts. He showed you nothing but devotion, in his eyes, his body language, even his heart beat whispered your name. “Oh my dove, your existence is worth far more than the world. In fact, I would trade anything just to keep you here with me for eternity.”

#romance

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#100% accurate

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MC: this dinner is so fancy, I don't know which fork to stab you with

Belphegor:

Asmodeus: the one on the far left, dear