This is so dumb. (Too tired to fix the drawings, sorry)
Google traductor is helping as always
Kaito: I want the main course number 1, a love love crepe, a mint juice and for later a chocolate.
Hattori: It is not necessary for you to abuse our pockets, I will ask for number 6
Hakuba: I'm thinking of ordering Merken steak, and you kudo?
Shinichi: Just a coffee.
Kaito/Hattori/Hakuba: Just a coffee?!
Hattori: Ask for something! Anything!
Shinichi: I'm really not hungry.
Hattori: KUDO!!
Waitress: Are you ready to order?
Kaito/Hattori/Hakuba: We can't let Kudo just order a coffee!
Narrator: Hakuba hates wasting time, so asking the waitress to come back later is NOT an option for him…
Hakuba: Think of a complete and nutritious meal for someone with a small appetite!
I know!
Box: Without a hint of bad intentions + Hakuba does not know the "conan" dilemma
Hakuba: Our friend has a small appetite, is it okay if we order something from the children's menu?
Box pointing Hattori and Kaito: they know the Conan dilemma.
huge plates (Everyone else food)
small and cute
Shinichi: A Caesar salad would have been less… humiliating.
Hakuba: Sorry, it made sense to me at the time.
Kaito: Oh! It's so adorable!
Hattori: Don't say it so loud, he'll get angry.
Kaito: Meitantei will take revenge later… his face says it all.
After
Shinichi: The truth this is… pretty good.
Notes:
I totally see Hakuba as a well intentioned Control freak dad friend.
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Heiji Hattori's lack of boundary was a lot for most people to handle, but for Hakuba, and his lack of understanding of body language and tones, does not mind. Hakuba took it as a privileged offering of comfort Hattori had opposed on him.
This was untrue, as the two had never naturally gotten along. Although, through mingling upon cases and with a enough of Shinichi's exasperated sighs, the two learned to tolerate one another.
Hakuba felt delighted to have Hattori offer supposed kindness, "a step to ease the tension in our new acquaintance," he thought aloud one day, striking a bizarre look from Hattori.
"Nah, I do that wit' everyone. It bothers m'real bad though, but I don' mean to," Heiji rambled, though the quality of his explanation was so poor that Hakuba squinted in confusion as if he could attempt to see it better.
"Ya don' seem ta' mind though. Ya surprised me!" Hattori smiled. He jutted out his elbow to prod at Hakuba's side playfully.
Hakuba looked down in a bashful manner, feeling a pleasant warmth blossom in his chest. No, he didn't mind. No one else had ever been so outward at expressing their affections like Hattori had been towards him.
"People like Kudoh' fer' example hate it, then again he's always pushin' everyone away," Heiji murmured, frowning. His gaze suddenly fixated elsewhere, as if his trail of thought were drifting off up into the sky.
Hakuba blinked, he had to constantly remind himself of Kudo Shinichi, who had suddenly reappeared. Shinichi never stuck around in one place, but that never stopped Heiji from taking almost every chance to mention him.
"Kazuha doesn't like it either, but I forget that a lot." Heiji chuckles, erupting a small, unexpected smile from Hakuba. He hadn't meant to smile, it was just instinctive to smile whenever Hattori did.
"Ran is nice 'bout it, but ya can't hover 'round a girl yanno? Especially since we ain't datin' or nothin'." Heiji clicked his tongue disapprovingly, leaning over the fencing, before resting his elbows over the rusted edge.
"Ya met Ran before, yeah?" Heiji cocks his head to the side, looking over at Hakuba.
Hakuba has the slightest instinct to frown, but he fought off the urge and pursed his lips instead.
"You're interested in Mouri's daughter?" Hakuba asked, voice slightly out of it's usual pitch.
"What?" Hattori's shoulders tense.
Hattori opened his mouth slowly, exhaling through his nose deeply as if Hakuba had uttered the stupidest words in coherent human language.
"We ain't datin' so it'd be weird for me ta' invade her personal space, and it'd look weird too! I ain't know her all dat' well!" Heiji spat, he seemed rather revolted at the thought.
"She's pretty n'all but I ain't got my eye on her, yanno?" Heiji said, straining his jaw in a rather exaggerated pout.
Hakuba meekly lowered his shoulders and drove his hands deeper into his pockets as if they were to swallow him.
I want to disappear, he thought miserably.
He had misunderstood as usual.
Hattori smacked the back of his head playfully, "Don' get tha' wrong idea pal," he warned.
What on earth did that mean?
His reaction was so defensive. Did that insinuate he's dating someone else?
Who did Hattori have eye for? Hakuba frowned.
Timidly, Hakuba's eyes wander to make contact with Hattori's. Hattori beamed a playful smile in response, glowing in the golden sun. The light danced over his dark skin, engulfing him in the golden light as if it were honey.
It was quite a beautiful color, the sunny hues over such melanin-rich skin.
Hakuba raises a hand to wipe at his face in disbelief.
He frowns deeply at the thought; Have I caught eye for Hattori?
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