pawnpapa

[pawnpapa]

((Pre-incident btw)) For real: Assuming your sons are succesful, do you think you'll be an involved grandpa?

Send “Lie to me” and a question, and my muse will answer it with a complete lie. 

“I should hope so. Those’ll be my descendants, the carriers of the Pines name. It’ll be my job to set a good example, and let them know their Grandpappy loves them.”

#;;cinderblock #(( thIS ISA LIE )) #Anonymous

[pawnpapa]

grunkle-stud

 AU where Filbrick isn’t the fuckin devil

thats unpossible

imagine stanley getting a genuine hug from his dad

imagine

#ooc #reality as we know it would collapse

[pawnpapa]

AU where Filbrick isn’t the fuckin devil

#ooc

[pawnpapa]

Lie to me, is money more important than your sons?

Send “Lie to me” and a question, and my muse will answer it with a complete lie. 

“Hell no. Money won’t ever be the same as my children- they’re my sons.”

#;;cinderblock #Anonymous

[pawnpapa]

lie to me do you actually hate stanley

Send “Lie to me” and a question, and my muse will answer it with a complete lie.

“Yes. I hate him.”

#TBH I don't think he does #an abuser can love you #that still makes them an abuser #Filbrick definitely loves Stanford more #and is more lenient on Stanford #Stanley is the one who got most of his anger and most of his awful parenting I think #Stanford was easier to raise #easier to handle #Stanley was a handful #so Filbrick has always been biased against Stanley #does Fil hate Stan? #No #he just #doesn't really care what happens to him after a certain point #he's already got one good son #Stan doesn't count to him #and Fil is just an awful fucking father #;;cinderblock #Anonymous

[pawnpapa]

Lie to me Do you want grandchildren?

Send “Lie to me” and a question, and my muse will answer it with a complete lie.

“If that’s what my boys want, then I’d like to be a grandfather, sure.”

#(( i don't think he really cares? )) #(( he's so centered on his little nuclear world )) #;;cinderblock #Anonymous

[pawnpapa]

Lie to me Did you ever try to help Stanley?

Send “Lie to me” and a question, and my muse will answer it with a complete lie.

“Of course I did. I did my best to support him, I’ve always just wanted him to be happy.”

#(( this was physically painful to write )) #theacenerd

[pawnpapa]

Send “Lie to me” and a question, and my muse will answer it with a complete lie.

#;;memes

[pawnpapa]

#U THINK IM NOT HER #IM ALWAYS HERE #ALWAYS WATCHING U STAN 1 AND STAN 2 #ALWAYS WAAATCHIIING #;;crack #;;dash commentary #(( im sorry ))

[pawnpapa]

[[The masterpiece of tonight’s stream. Dickbutt Filbrick Pines. Dickbrick. Filbutt.]]

#;;cinderblock #(( there he is ))

[pawnpapa]

#... #(( I AM SO TIRED BUT he is listening )) #IC #dash commentary

[pawnpapa]

WELL I have to shower+go to sleep because I have work at 5am

UNTIL TOMORROW

#cross posting here #GOODNIGHT #filbrick will yell at you all some more tomorrow

[pawnpapa]

❝Her name was Carla McCorkle.                       Carla ‘HOT PANTS’ McCorkle.❞ 

About | 10+ yrs exp | Semi-Selective | Art Credit

#IF I'M GONNA SHIT TALK MY GIRL #I BETTER SELF PROMO MYSELF #self promo

[pawnpapa]

(PinetreePsychic):-Leans over and whispers- "Am I supposed to know who Carla is?"

“You don’t remember her? She used to loiter around the shop all the time. That little skank with the flower in her hair that Stanley dated all through high school. He came home yapping about punching out some degenerate at the movies and getting a date.”

#;;cinderblock #pinetreepsychic #Anonymous

[pawnpapa]

"Do you want to fight me old man?!"

“I don’t respect you enough to fight you.”

#(( shIT ANOTHER CARLA )) #(( HELLO )) #;;cinderblock #carla-the-hottest-pants

[pawnpapa]

“I don’t understand half of what you just said!”

“She was a little skank! Running around with Stanley with all that skin showing, dragging him down beneath the pier- the boy went downhill after he met her! Why should I respect her? Why should ANYONE?”

“And? They still like her waay more than you! And you wanna know what everyone else thinks about you? Nothing! No one cares about your stoop dumb stoop wrinkly face opinions!

So go be a rude in your own house- Fedorah The Explorah!”

#leavethattomabel

[pawnpapa]

»◙« Shermy Pines?

send me »◙« + a character name and my muse will say the first three words that come to mind when hearing that name 

“Little bit whiny.”

#;;cinderblock #(( shermy was SENSITIVE )) #somniaxperdita