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body paintings by Karen Turner

#oh--thats what i look like

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AITA for jerkin' it to Goya's Black Paintings?

Emojis for convenience and humor: 🎨🖼🍆💦

I know someone's gonna yell bait about this but idc, like, what? Do you want proof? Video evidence? Grow up.

So I (30x) really like Goya's Black Paintings. Like, Saturn Devouring His Son, Duel with Cudgels, A Pilgrimage to San Isidro. I think they're hypnotic, beautiful, evocative. They make me feel emotions I can't quite explain properly.

As the title says, sometimes I beat my meat to them. Whatever. It's not really about horniness. But the intent doesn't matter.

Recently (in a discussion about sexuality in art, I promise it was relevant, similar sentiments were being shared) I mentioned to my partner (33nb) that I do this. They were pretty taken aback.

Apparently, they find this 'gross' and 'kind of dodgy' because Goya's black paintings were never intended to be shared with a wider audience. They were art that he did not mean to share, painted on the walls of his house near the end of his life. They say it seems like the work is too personal to jerk off to, that it seems invasive or like a violation.

I don't think it's a big deal. The guy is dead, it's not like his ghost knows what I'm doing. It's a good thing to consider, but I don't think it ultimately matters, ethically.

So, I guess AITA for this?

#10/10 post thank you

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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

#york about delta

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Welcome to the age of enthusiasm.

#wait what the fuck #this is #this is the library by my house #what is this #i mean its a great library dont get me wrong but the way i physically stopped in my tracks

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wash is an ibs girlie. to me

#pb.txt #-az #aaaaaand post #agent washington #i just think he has a tummyache 90% of the time #and he has no idea why #the day he figures it out and changes his routines accordingly is the day he transcends this mortal coil and becomes god

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Tumblr: Only neurotypical people do X. Neurodivergent people never do X. It's literally never necessary to do X, and if you do, you are by definition acting out of malice.

Neurodivergent person whose neurodivergence primarily expresses itself as X:

#this this this

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I’m the founder of the “I suck at keeping the conversation going, but I really like talking to you” club

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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

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Honestly I think the claim “if you tell someone you’re close with nicely and gently that they might be lgbt and they’re Not Ready then they will have a self hating death spiral and hate themselves and die” is soooo unsubstantiated. Of course people who are closeted/haven’t figured things out can react badly but that’s as a product of suffering that already exists not suffering that You, The Interloper has put there. Conversely the chance of having a positive impact on someone, even in the long term, that they would have struggled substantially to generate for themselves is significant. God.

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posting this to everyone on tumblr can see it too

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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devotion that corrupts is my favorite btw there's nothing wrong with it ever & it should be encouraged

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#pb.txt #rvb #red vs blue

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i think wash is ace but i also think someone needs to tie him up and call him a good girl every now and then. i think it would fix him. aaaaaaand post

#pb.txt #going through az's drafts instead of doing my job and why didn't xe post this one. you failed step one bb

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so you dated the wrong person and learned a hard lesson. you chose the wrong major and had to start over again. you cherished a friend who backstabbed you. it sucks, but it’s also going to work out. that’s life; you learn, hurt, love, cry, laugh, and keep going. you experience setbacks and you grow and it’s all okay.

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as soon as he said that line, i knew what i needed to do.