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Whoever PREFERS cold weather you're literally so so so wrong

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original by @punkitt-is-here

inspired by Angus McDonald and the Forever Weed by @merrygejelh <3

#noooo little detective boy don't eat the forever weed! #oh golly this moonbase is full of ... #something idk you guys get the jist of it #taz

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i'm thinking about babykin again

#star wars

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i made a sequel

#star wars

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Unique Dialogue while setting boundaries in Sharess Caress

Dark Urge:

Shadowheart Origin:

Wyll Origin: I've only known courtly love. Please, be gentle.

Astarion Origin: Just don't tell me what to do… It brings back bad memories.

Karlach Origin: It's been a long time since I've been able to touch anyone. So nothing too… unexpected.

Lae'zel Origin: Follow my lead. And do it with enthusiasm.

Gale Origin: I'm rather out of practice with this whole bodily intimacy exercise, don't ask me to do any tricks.

Class Specific(All):

Race Specific: (Drow one is also gender specific)

Deep Gnome: I'd just like to spend an hour without experiencing a height joke.

#bg3

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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Hey, writeblr? 

I know a lot of us love and relate to the, “omg, I’m a gremlin who never writes and only produces weird trash” memes. But remember that you’re allowed to like your writing. 

You’re allowed to love your writing. You’re allowed to be unabashedly excited to work, and share, and come up with new ideas. You’re allowed to be proud of your work and your craft.

It doesn’t always have to be memes about how much writing sucks and, “ugh, why do I even do this?”

You’re allowed to be proud of yourself.

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no offence but the reason tumblr is “dying” is, well, yes, of course the cursed like/reblog ratio and the change in user behaviour (because of people being used to how instagram and tiktok work) BUT also the lack of weekly shows. i say it with my whole chest, they don't produce captivating and engaging stupid weekly tv shows anymore because streaming killed that so you have spikes of activity here when Something happens in general fandom or up to three days after a new season of whatever drops and then it's a wasteland. this is obviously an old woman yelling at a cloud missing supernatural and the vampire diaries and pretty little liars and all these other shows type of post but honestly give me back weekly tv shows where i have something to watch for 40 minutes almost every day of the week after work so then i can read and reblog it on tumblr give it back for the sake of my sanity

#op isn’t wrong though #streaming culture and the lack of spoiler etiquette practised by most people dealt a blow to fandom

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another day another mini zine

this time detailing our dnd party’s (mis)adventures, as dmed by @lunellum ❤️

for my friends, my pals, my homeboys (gender neutral), my rotten soldiers, my sweet cheeses, my good times boys (gender neutral) @sleepthiefblog @sappigart @geekinthelowlands @wingedyera

text and description under the cut

Description:

Four photos of a small printer paper zine. The paper is white, and the ink is a dark purple

Cover:

The Small Book of Misadventures — As Recounted by the Dulac International Institute for Magical Research & Education’s — NUMBER ONE TEAM

Page 1:

Tresponts and the case of St. Feniculos’ Relic and the authenticity thereof.

As also in Tresponts, the case of resurrecting carcasses, and the hand in which sanctuary upkeep plays in such matters, a case made by the Revered Iris of the Reaper

Page 2:

Eye to Eye with Royalty! A tale of Intrigue and Betrayal and feelings unspoken.

Topsy Turvy in the Tunnels! In which the effects of large repositories of magic calls on Peculiar Creatures!

Page 3:

Respite turned Rescue: A treatise on handling Fae Interactions in unexpected circumstances.

featuring What to do, and not to do, in the presence of Fae Nobility, as dictated by M. Deliciosa

Page 4:

Tremendous Tremont, six years post Revolution. A miracle of unity, or revolt waiting to happen?

Crime and no Punishment. A look into criminal circles of Tremont, following one Gat D.

Lost Laboratory holds relics of the Monarchy. Guard unit spotted entering Palace Cellars.

Page 5:

A continued study of Fae Politics, and the lack of effect of Material Plane borders thereupon.

Sensora and Environs: A tourist’s guide on where to stay and inns to avoid!

The secret behind the Goliaths’ Royal Herd, exposed!

#diimre thoughts #diy zine #seg.misc #i just love this campaign and i’m digging the little handwritten zines

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straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

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#360 degree neck swivel would fix me

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fuuuck my stupid gay tail all the ideal dogs point at laugh at my dumb faggy tail

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#dunmesh

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the first day of my hand drafting class in my senior year of college, after the prof taught us how to frame up on the drafting table and went over how to use the tools we'd bought, he had us all take our pencils and make a mark on the top right corner of the vellum. then he walked us through the setup steps - the border, the title block, etc.

and he told us to erase the mark.

when someone - rosie, i think - asked what the mark was for he smiled.

"if you give a novice student an expensive, blank piece of paper, they panic. they think if i start using that i will ruin it. so the first thing i want all of you to do, any time you stare at a blank piece of paper, is to ruin it a little and take the pressure off yourself. pencil erases. anxiety has to be managed."

i hated that man for a myriad of reasons, but that was some of the best advice i've ever been given.

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i have no interest in dungeon meshi but it's so everywhere that i've started to form opinions on the discourse without ever having read or watched it

#dunmesh #spot on op

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

#forever a banger! #music to listen to in a hermit’s hut in a swamp