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One of my roommates is from China and neither of us speaks the other’s language but lately when she’s in a chatty mood she comes into our kitchen and shows me these douyin Matt Damon x Ben Affleck RPF videos and puts her theories about how Ben has been pining for Matt into google translate for me to read. fujoing out transcends language barriers

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cannot even begin to imagine the Blade Runner cyberpunk shit this ladybug i found on my RGB keyboard was going through

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Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

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wedding tour. ticketed wedding livestream. pre-vow qna.

i know i love dnp specifically because they aren't one of those super clout chasing influencer couples but sometimes i do wish they were cause the idea of a pre-vow q&a is fucking sendinggg meee

#cann you IMAGINE #dna and #dan and phil

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look at these tags phil put on the video 😭💀

#PH LL KYSvvv???? #dan and phil

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just had a really nice dinner

wishing a very nice dinner unto everyone

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incredibly ominous thank you. also shoutout @dnpgiggle

#‘something’ girl that could be merch it could be phour 4 #dan and phil

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i have probably told this story before but in community college a friend and i took an english class as a night class that was longer (like three hours) so it didn't have to meet as many days. and while the professor was going over the syllabus she mentioned we wouldn't always need to stay the whole three hours

so my friend was like "do you think we'll be home by eight on tuesdays"

and the professor was like "??? do you have a schedule conflict?" and she seemed rightfully a bit peeved about this because we were clearly precocious college teens and she was an older lady with a smoker's rasp that also didn't want to be there

so i was like "no it's fine, it's just that house is on at eight" because this friend would also come over to my place to watch new episodes of house as they aired because my dad didn't care that she smoked during the commercial breaks

and the professor was like "oh shit you're right, yeah you'll be home by eight on those days"

#house

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#happy

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Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the still, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

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I Do feel like humans being portrayed as the default in sf/f is a waste of potential. Like it makes sense as you the writer are presumably human that's how you'd initially think about it but if you're going to be Getting Into the worldbuilding on like a tolkien/roddenberry type of scale I want to see more of, like. What makes humans Different in this setting. What do the other races/species think about them. Yknow

#project hail mary incredibly good book

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#just addicted like i have other stuff i want to be doing it’s just hard to Get Off Phone #i need to delete the apps i’m most addicted to. tiktok has been gone for almost a year but reddit and random games are just as bad

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Rocky Horror is turning 50 next month and people still act like being gay was invented by Ellen in 1997

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running into a trans girl while you're out and about makes the entire miserable errand worth it, whatever it was. like glancing upward at just the right time to see a shooting star. I spot a trans flag and it sincerely ceases to matter that the bus is crowded and it rained unexpectedly and my shoes are soaked through and my headphones are dead. I am happy to be on that specific bus on that specific day, because you're there too.

#once i went the movies like twice in two weeks and i was served by a different trans girl at the concessions both times #and they both complimented me so yes day made

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Aren't we all!!

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