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Something i whipped up in a time crunch..mwah..,,

#march 7th #doodle #honkai star rail #weeeeeee

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eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous

#eggs are vessels of evil is not the take i would expect after a month off tumblr dot com #but sure pop off #<3

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Every time I use her ULT and see her reaction to Numby my crops get watered and I know that the day will be great no matter what miserable thing might happen at work

#so #so based #topaz and numby #them be they #love em

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Guess who took Stelle's place in my favorite hsr character :flush: Really liking how it looks so far, planning to print a couple postcards of this once i finish!

#march 7th #honkai star rail #aaaaaaaaaa #hsr #silly creatons #smek #going for a soft feeling from the colors here

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Might be a little obsessed with your Screwllum design...

Probably more than a little.

(Likes every post)

Juat a little bit. Hungry for more...

Glad you are totally as normal about him as I am!! I myself also hunger for little more, just a smidge more art about him, but there's still a severe lack of screwllum art even after all this time ;_;

Unfortunately, I can't guarantee I'll draw him a lot, since my brain is filled with different ideas on a lot of different topics and the loudest one out of all of them is usually the one I draw first lol-

But to me, I think it's good in small doses, it's my most self indulgent art and it feels special everytime I try to explore their dynamic! :^)

#thank you fruit for reminding me to speed up my anatomy studies in order to produce screwlumn food #worshipping emoji

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Stelle the ✨️rizzqueen✨️

#WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE FROM?? #squealing and shimmying around #eeeekekekekekke #Stelle is cringe because i am cringe. the projection continues #the screwlumn food are contributing to my desire of dropping numby banner for e2 s1 him #screwllum #love em #steamed dumpling stelle leggo

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Screwllum n Stelle

Me in that situation

#AHAHAHAHAHHAhahahjajajJẶEHHJAAHJWHAANANNA #kicking my feet and squealing rn #i am standing? doesnt matter #quality food of quality gentleman #also i love the way stelle is drawn in this comic #she looks like the silly rainbow coils you can get at a carnival for less than 50 cents #so bouncy n colorful... #colorful as in lively hăhhahwhhawgagagaw #honkai star rail

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6 most efficient sleep positions

#eepy and easy to put away #delightful #stelle

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goodbye to the only person that matters </3

#diting gave us a chest as a goodbye gift #ueueueueueueuueueue #the true mvp

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Porn bots please stop following me eeeeeee

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RAVIEL IS HERE GUYS

THE QUEEN. THE GODDESS. THE IDOL!!!!

#she is so breathtaking #mwah #his husband! #ah shoot was that a spoiler or

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He's so pretty, I cAN'T- Please Mr. Screwllum just one chance 🙏

#oh DEAR???? #youre doing the lords work he deserves more sparkly dynamic esque art #screwllum #i want him to give me a chance too but you can take my spot in the line #gud art #honkai star rail

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Cult of personality

#absolutely wonderful #the artstyle is so good it feels lineless but also not???? #loving bright blue as the predominant color aaa #delightful #honkai star rail

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sparring buddies

#luka!! #honkai star rail #is that cold dragon young?!

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blade: and thats why im gonna put rat poison in jing yuan’s tea

dan heng, calmly cutting his food: you are not going to kill the general

blade, slamming on the table: HE CALLED ME A MONSTER FUCKER

#this feels so canon compliant for some reason #honkai star rail #look we all know blade is a feral bastard

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(Spoilers for the "A Knight Stranger" companion quest if you wanna go into it completely blind!l)

A couple of drawings inspired by the Luocha companion quest lol

i. Armchair detective March and best girl Luocha

ii. My reaction to Yassified Luocha's english voice

iii. Welt comments on March's story telling

#luocha got marchisified #luofu trio featuring unhinged #more unhinged but in a sparkles n nail polish aesthetic and good ol gramps

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Fellas who get impaled together stay together?

#i have a hunch that march will not be counted out #if that happens it would be really funny if hyv just. give her a bigger bow #im talking dan heng tall bow #big. Big. BIG #also more sparkles on the bow bc march