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ttpd is like... this fucking sucked... it was my fault... fuck joe... this also fucking sucked... fuck matty... i thought i was gonna die... straight up commit me to an asylum... FUCK matty... fuck joe... no one knows me... fuck kim kardashian... i created every problem and every consequence i have to face... please see me as human... i am exposing my flaws so you see me as a real person... fuck jake gyllenhaal... if you're gonna be so up my business you better realize how fucked up my business is... also hi killatrav ily... there is nothing redeeming about this chapter of my life... hi mom ily... this ALSO fucking sucked... there may be good in the world... here is every sin i have ever committed... i was promised love and forever repeatedly and no one ever delivered... my reaction to trauma was awful... i made so many bad decisions... if you're gonna crucify me do it for good reasons... are you not entertained?

#oh yeah basically #ts

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i love the…. almost horror aspects of this album. all the references to ghosts and death…. and sonically, the unexpected shrieking in WAOLOM and the banging and screaming during “old habits die screaming” and even the way the tension subtly builds across the sixteen tracks and by the end you’re so stressed and shaken it’s like! losing your sense of self and feeling like you’ve become a monster is horror. and i’m sooooo glad she leaned into it

#likeee #ts

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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

#😭 😭 #ts

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i have not stopped laughing at this

#please this is so funny #ts

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I love you, it's ruining my life.

#ts

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everyone is talking about taylor’s relationship with us and im just like. she hates us because we analyze her, but she loves us because we see her. it’s a contradiction she can’t escape. on eras tour, she literally talks about how sharing her feelings with us helps her heal, and then in TTPD, she says how the curiosity and opinions feel stifling. i think it’s just one of those things. she hates blurring the lines of our relationship because of what it does to her, and she’s valid in inserting herself in the space that discusses her and being mad, but she also can’t have us without sharing herself and opening herself to the scrutiny. and this is not me abstaining fans of being invasive, but rather just making a point.

#yupppw #ts

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going from “chains around my demons” to “and hire a priest to come and exorcise my demons, even if i die screaming” is such a punch in the gut

#ts #taylor swift

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she just fucking rhymed Aristotle with Grand Theft Auto😭😭😭😭

#she’s the funniest im sorry #ts

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the prophecy is like evil invisible string

#wait fr #ts

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“It’s a memory book,” he says. “They used to give them out at Watford before the Mage took over. At your leavers ball. It’s got class pictures from every year and little stories…” He holds the book open to a page full of photos. It makes me wish I had something like it—I don’t have any pictures of myself or my friends.

Or, fulfilling Simon’s wish (and mine tbh).

#my pretty babiesss #carry on

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My brain is like — IIIIIII’m having his baaaaby, no I’m not but you should see your faces …. FLOR I DA…. You don’t. Get to. Tell me. About. Sad….. my boy only breaks his favorite toys toys oOOooh OOOohh…. Pleeeease I’ve been on my kneeeeees….. I’m working late! Cause I’m a singer!… you know how to ball, I know Aristotle….another fortnight lost in ameeeeerica…..I’M SO DEPRESSED I ACT LIKE IT’S MY BIRTHDAY….i founded the club she’s heard great things about….

#the expresso reference 😭 because yeah #ts

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i couldn’t have found a normal artist to enjoy it just had to be this freak

#i had just four hours of sleep last night because of her #ts

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TAYLOR SWIFT Fortnight Music Video Teaser (2024)

#ts

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swifties: i need a lobotomy

taylor:

#ts

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I mean, she was fierce as a lion. And darker than most people were comfortable with—all the Pitches are—and she fought the reforms with her own teeth and nails. But she loved Watford. She loved magic.

Natasha Grimm-Pitch | Women of the Simon Snow Trilogy

#carry on

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final days to TTPD swiftie dashboard simulator:

mutual 1: guysss im so excited for the new album

mutual 2: i hate jack antonoff

mutual 3: poll: should i take a day off work to listen to ttpd when it comes out?

mutual 4: i think shes also going to release rep tv this week

mutual 5: why the fuck would she release rep tv this week??

mutual 6: wait whos florence welch

mutual 7: joe alwyn is the most evil disgusting bitch i hope taylor ruins him

mutual 8: joe has never done anything wrong ever. if this album slanders him im going to shave taylors cats bald

mutual 9: still no signed speak now tv cds im losing hope :/

mutual 10: aaron dessner is like a sister to me

#this is my twitter tml 😭 #ts