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pknerd-chimera · 20 hours
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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.
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pknerd-chimera · 20 hours
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just got an iphone 2
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pknerd-chimera · 20 hours
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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
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pknerd-chimera · 23 hours
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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
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pknerd-chimera · 1 day
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Question for Lakia, when and how did she first figure out she’s a girl? I imagine it’s a cute story.
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pknerd-chimera · 2 days
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They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this
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pknerd-chimera · 2 days
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pknerd-chimera · 3 days
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running into whirling accelerando at inopportune times
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pknerd-chimera · 3 days
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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me
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pknerd-chimera · 3 days
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learning to be perceived all over again is hard it turns out, more at 11
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pknerd-chimera · 4 days
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COUNTRY GNOMES
TAKE THEIR BONES
*a bunch of gnomes in overalls run toward you and take your bones out of you*
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pknerd-chimera · 4 days
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>Morning shift
>Customer is angry that we disabled his card
>calm him down because it is a security measure
>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account
>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact
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pknerd-chimera · 5 days
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man.
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pknerd-chimera · 5 days
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makes this and immediately files it under symptoms of mental illness
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pknerd-chimera · 5 days
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PSA: the guardian is not working on a hit piece on diy hrt, and claims they are are misinformation
on the 18th, this post appeared on 4chan's /lgbt/ (slurs in thread: link). a screenshot was posted to reddit, then to tumblr. you've probably seen it:
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today, the 23rd, another screenshot popped up on various discord servers, then was reposted variously to twitter. it shows a supposed email from guardian journalist and notorious TERF Susanna Rustin, claiming as the original 4chan post does.
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it's now been shared around, and it's with good intentions. the message is useful: don't share your personal information or medical data with journalists, especially ones that happen to be TERFs.
but the post does this through misinformation and fearmongering. i'm still waiting on my response by email from Rustin, but she's reiterated twice (once, twice) that she did not write the email and is not working on such a story. on the 19th, i talked to other guardian newsroom journalists, who said they also did not know of a story's existence.
the moral of the story: this is misinformation, and it's dangerous. it spreads a fine message here, but it does it through spreading anxiety and terror.
you can follow along with this post on my parallel thread on twitter. also calling on @wakewithgiggli to delete their original post!
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pknerd-chimera · 5 days
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getting tilted when someone posts bad theology. becoming the avgn for flimsy philosophical assertions and blatant misinterpretations of established doctrine
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