My proposal for how to organize a recording schedule for the 56 hour Polygon stream.
If you are recording some (or all of it) come join! https://discord.gg/TWAcVkxf
I think it would be good to have several people recording, just in case twitch goes twitchy or the internet poops itself. Itâs unlikely to mess up for multiple people at the same time. (Unless itâs on twitchâs end but then thatâs simply part of ⨠the stream experience ⨠)
Ideally Polygon will provide a full VOD themselves. But itâs possible parts of it will be muted or deleted or something. If there is no VOD or if parts are missing then our recordings can fill in the gaps for anyone who wasnât watching. (But I hope we are totally wasting our time with this and there is a full vod available directly from them!)
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What We Know About Polygonâs Charity Stream (from todayâs stream)
- will be 56 hours from 10am EST on Dec 11th to 5pm EST on Dec 13th
- will be donating funds to the Innocence Project, which aims to get legal support for people wrongly incarcerated so they can get a fair trial (to my knowledge) (itâs actually a dope organization tho)
- official schedule will come out Monday
- but apparently Brian has two 2am-10am slots, Matt Patches has a 6am slot, and Jenna has an 8am slot on one of the days
- each slotâs supposed to be around 8 hours
- People in chat suggested a Cyberpunk campaign, and Jenna did not say no, but that she had nothing planned for that (she did essentially say no to awful squad tho lmaoooo)
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stream highlights:
- everyone at polygon shares a braincell because they're literally unable to do small talk and have a good game at the same time
- once clayton set his apparent on fire trying to bake a large frozen pizza
- brian also almost set his apartment on fire trying to dry a wet book. HE PUT A BOOK IN THE OVEN AND LEFT THE HOUSE
- once simone drove a cadillac (or another similar car I don't remember sorry) and she "felt like an asshole and also a God"
- everyone loves killing jenna
- pat and brian trust each other and only each other. we stan
- everyone was forbidden to trust josh for two rounds
- clayton called an emergency to say that everyone was doing a great job and everybody lost it laughing. it was literally so funny and cute I would die for him
- pat was interrupted 3 times while doing the final task and he almost went apeshit
- polygon (apparently mainly jenna) is doing something (?) with NY Comic Con on october that I didn't quite understand but stay tuned for that
- they're trying to stream every friday! fun
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May 2nd 2019- Donk Souls
Summary: Pat plays Dark Souls again with our lovable protagonist, Magnum Kong Jr. New environments and monster types are explored (and some cool hats)!
Pat starts in and makes a face at the camera. Eyes wide, staring in glee, the game boots up
Pat acknowledges new subs, mocked the âHey boy!â clip as it played
Snorkel_the_Dolphin is a rare game historian on twitter, subbed to Pat
Since MK was finished last stream, weâre doing Donk Souls for this stream
Typically saves parts ahead of where we were last stream, so that he has played that part of the game before stream; didnât this time
Boots on music: Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze soundtrack
I forgot what the character looked like until he panned back to the game lmaoooo
Recap: we are on the road of sacrifices, w nasty lil bird freaks in it (they sprout from the ground and show one of their wings)
âLuckily, we have the biggest fucking hammer in the world to hit them withâ (Itâs actually a mace)
Pat thinks heâs gonna switch his primary weapons to be a sword and the big hammer
Pat appreciates whistling, especially w vibrato
Brushy is very good at whistling, so can Faith. Pat asks which one can whistle deeper, then tries to whistle deeply. Deepest whistle is throat singing, in Patâs opinion
Fun fact: Pat used to be able to throat sing, but wonât on stream bc itâs very loud and he thinks he canât anymore (I donât care if he can) (I want to see a throat-singing Pat)
Loves the bird-people noises coming from in-the-game
Pat games over: âI got sloppyâ
Pat talks about the âThank you Sonic for 200â tweet (i donât know what that is). People upset about bad appearance of Sonic, but Pat doesnât think itâs gonna make a difference bc the script will still be bad. Would be more angry if your perfect image of Sonic is put in a terrible movie
Got over for uncanny valley for Pikachu bc the script seems fine, and proportions are still the same, just moved to a different format
Asks brushy if heâs allowed to have a fursona. Pat thinks he has a bird-sona. A crow or a tired dog. Maybe a borzoi, but doesnât think heâs elegant enough
Hot take: borzoiâs are the dumbest dogs. Pat loves this
Dipped for a bit here
Doesnât like rowdy DK music. âThis is stressing me tf outâ. Sets the music to be more chill. Appreciates pan flute of new song
Talks about spaghetti tech. Proper way to eat spaghetti involves swirling spaghetti between a fork and a spoon. Makes it more convenient, so that spaget doesnât slide off. Pat has never had rare spaghetti, but has had al dente penne. Al dente spaghetti sounds hard bc hard to wrap around fork
Got a new hat, but dirty af
Finds new crab boss. âCrab hit hard!â Pat loses 1st time, but wins and gets swamp ring
Had to leave for a bit here
Someone got the voice actor for snake to say that âpee is stored in the ballsâ in his solid snake voice. Pat approves this, so that actor can make the most of the voice
Destroys a manâs book collection because he wouldnât come back to his camp because he was âtoo stupidâ. Then comes back to kill him.
âI would never put on a ring to make me smart. Magnum jr. would never do thatâ
The music in this part of the stream slaps in particular
âCool hat loganâ
Mentions how it started to rain outside and how itâs nice to be comfy inside!
Drinkinâ a real piece of shit beer here tonight
âItâs not a bud light it's a budweiser, bud heavyâ
Mentions how hereâs never had coke and pepsi together before but wants to and probably will soon, perhaps on stream
Goes to fight crystal sage (a boss he hasnât beaten yet)
Only coke he enjoys is mexican coke rn (which is arguably the best)
Someone knocks on his door so he goes to see who it is, causing chat to go piss crazy
Comes back and says âwhat did you do faithâ she said she drinks grinch soda, or groda, causing her to get timed out
Looks for good armor but refuses to wear one because the ass. is. not. open.
âLetâs go fight a bowassâ
The music then turns to what i can only describe as what a classy clown would listen to. Still slaps tho
Has a boss fight that looks like a big ol whack a mole fight with the crystal sage
Makes a small mistake and dies âI got so stupidâ
âThis time weâll just be 5% less stupid and 100% more victoriousâ
Mocks the boss enemies in a new york accent âya think youâre better than me? Just cuz you know how to read some magical runes you think youâre better than me?â
Makes the sub âyeeâ noise when he gained a new sub
Watched The Matrix last night and said it held up and was still a good movie
Defeats the boss and sets a bonfire
Mentions how he loves keanu reeves and how he's essentially just doing what he wants
Also mentions how he already got tickets for the new John Wick movie
Says they did a really good job making it seem like a violent, horrible experience to wake up from being in the matrix.
Says he doesnât really know which way heâs going and heâs just going!
âHey whoâs that?â as he jumps down from a cliff to attack an enemy
âI got the knives in my back, fake friendsâ
âI know theyâre fake friends because real friends would stab me in the frontâ pat,,,no
Gives an update to his bathroom and says workers are still working and are isolating the ceiling problem and he hopes itâll be over soon
He really did âhewwoâ to us huh
Thanks dark souls for giving a good level design in a fight âlove it, yes, excellent, perfectâ
Sighs and says you can not pet the dog
Moves to a shield to help in fighting
Chat spams donuts
Memeshart begs for pat to go in a building, but Patâs just gonna keep exploring
Finally goes into building after exploring
I have to do something urgent right now!
Character says âRedayy be carefulâ; Pat mocks it (I dunno what he actually said, thatâs just what it sounded like)
He goes to level up Magnum jr., and buy stuff he couldnât buy previously. Bought a really big hat that was totally worth it. Unfortunately, it covers up Magnum Jrâs face. Realizes he canât level up yet bc he has more souls to burn
Pat admits he has not had a lot of Japanese soft drinks, largely bc people probably donât bring them overseas much
Finds himself in a Dark Souls treasure nook, w red water. âIs this the blood-loss water?â
Pat got worms!! But the worms donât want the fire Pat was gonna use them for. Needs to switch the torch w the worms. He also got bees
Pat recites the Bugs sound button as it plays
Gonna wrap up soon bc Thomas is live and weâre gonna raid him
Pat got two Christmas Lizards in game
Goes to fight a giant ice lizard boss, not knowing what heâs doing. Regrets this decision and leaves
Brushy got spaghetti, possibly related to earlier convos in the stream
Pat likes the gross-out art in Dark Souls. Likes that itâs a Japanese developing team taking a Western take that look diff from other Western games
Finished his wrap-around of the area, and decides to cut the stream, but will resume DS on the weekend!!
End of stream!
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April 30, 2019 - Mortal Kompat Story Mode Part 3
Content warnings: blood, gore, graphic violence, character death
Link to VOD
Summary: Pat plays Mortal Kombat 11 for the third time, making a good amount of progress and learning new things about the characters
Pat has maintenance workers over, has some sink problems. Issue is that water leaks thru his ceiling when his neighbor takes showers
Doesnât know who he mains on Mortal Kombat anymore
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE!!!!!!!! (mod MikeAM)
Pat has TWO CANS of drinks tonight (very fizzy)
Does NOT own jorts, âIâm not a jortsman, Iâm not allowed to wear jortsâ (I think this is a lie), âNo jorts allowed, I shall not wear jorts. I wear jants (jean pants).â (This is true)
Pat will NOT install a fart toilet
Drinking a rattler tonight
Babycakesclaire gifted a sub to T-Pain [Watch Clip]
Says people made fun of him for saying âT-Painâ in his Polygon video so many times, says it was a grounding thing to help himself [Watch Clip]
Favorite song by TPain is U Up off of the new album
Says he âhas the bad audioâ, restarts the stream
Plays as Jax, doesnât know his combos but figures them out
Asks chat if they would prefer big metal arms or big metal legs; Pat would have legs for The Kickâ˘ď¸
Gives a recap of the plot, says the word âmommyâ a lot (thatâs just how he is and I accept him)
Likes fight choreo, thinks they hire many professional people to do it
Jacqui is awesome
First Piss clip of the stream
Says âDad fight dad fight dad fightâ as the two versions of Jax fight each other
âI know all my moves, haha!......actually I donât know any of my movesâ
Mains as Jax just to do powerbombs
âThis is a stupid looking hat, Iâm sorry itâs a dumb looking hat. She deserves a better hat,â at Jacquiâs (sp????) hat.
Someone played Slow Yoshi in the middle of a fight
Jacquiâs dad betrayed her then disappeared. Pat: dads are complicated
Evil lady puts hat on, her power only grows stronger
Chat makes a lot of âI canât believe youâve done thisâ jokes
Pat opens a can of fizzy drink, chat alternates between making âASMRâ and âpissâ jokes. Some folley ones too
Game talks about a character âI donât know who the fuck Kharon isâ
Characters descends like spider through the ceiling âoh. Ew.â
Pat makes an âI canât believe youâve done thisâ reference
The two Scropions fight. Pat: âGod itâs me but strongerâ
Pat wins the first round: âItâs a big fishyâ
Gets attacked by other Scorpion w a good combo, wants to learn how to do that
Chat compliments Pat on his Scorpion playing abilities
Pat said heâs going to learn how to main Scorpion and Jax in this MK game. Mained Scorpion in last one
âBe a dude, not a dickâ
Scorpion is killed by DâVorah
âNobody fuckin believes Scorpionâ-- game framed Scorpion to look bad
Pat likes the frog jokes chat is making
âHey Boyâ clip played in a fight against Raiden
Raiden hits Scorpion w a blast as a âtruth serumâ. Pat calls it a dick move (Chat agrees)
Pat then plays as Raiden, but doesnât want to because of how shitty he is âCool. Nunchuck me. I deserve itâ
Pat laughs at Piss clip played at a character's dramatic revelation and entrance
Pat: âIâm so confused.â So are we
There are a lot of timelines that explain costume changes
Pat needs to âcheck in on that toilet update real quickâ
Pat as Raiden: âThe only solution is that Liu Kang and I must kiss,â asks Faith to make it happen
Evil Lady makes Liu Kang disappear: âDa fuuuuuuqq?â
Chat makes norted memes
Agrees with Faith that the game âfeels like fanficâ
Likes the guy who played Liu Kang in the movies; also played a guy named Ricky in another movie
âYooooo thatâs a blood boatâ-- a rivaling boat comes up from the middle of the ocean
Praises actions scenes in MK; better than MCU and most action movies in general
Finally goes to check up on the toilet situation, Piss clip plays while heâs gone
Someone checked if there were Liu Kang and Raiden fanfics; apparently, there isnât
Chat is wondering what happened to Patâs toilet, âdid he poop too hard?â
Pat comes back and asks if everyone was good (probably not)
He thought it was his roomate being a sloppy showerer, roommate asks what was up and Pat said âoh I thought it was youâ. Then found water coming from lights on ceiling and got people to fix the problem
We are in the home stretch of MK, according to safetydrew
âJax is my fatherâ
Jax beats up a bunch of people to âmake things rightâ, Pat: âYes, yes, fuck yesâ
Raiden defeats enemy, âcaught and compromisedâ plays perfectly over the scene [Watch Clip]
Liu Kang got norted by himself (absorbed?? Into one body?? I think????)
Liu: âYou will have to kill meâ Raiden: âI would rather save youâ Chat cheers for them to kiss
Raiden and Liu Kang fuse and become a God???? What???????????
Character rips a personâs heart out, Pat: âHe just ripped his fucking hort out.â Chat spams âhortâ
Super Liu floats in the sky, sends a meteor out and kills a bunch of monsters
Super Liu super punches more monsters
Time starts rewinding, Fire God Liu Kang fights Kitana, then some more people
Lots of fighting in this Mortal Kombat game
During Cetrion fight, Pat: âShe just grew a tree just to nail me to it.â
Cetrion gives her soul to Big Evil Lady Mom
MikeAM advises Pat to just do a bunch of flying kicks during the boss battle
âWOW she mean, woofadoofâ-- Pat @ the final boss
Pat says he will never fight with honor
Pat fails the fight, Liu Kang gets his head chopped off
Donkey Kong has Died plays as the head rolls (Weâve unlocked the basketball timeline)
Pat thinks about trying the easier mode if he fails a few more times
Hops into the settings to turn on easy mode
Evil Lady (Kronica) turned into Johnny Cage in the middle of the fight??
Fire God Liu Kang and Evil lady go up to spAAACEEEE
Kronica says sheâs better than Liu Kang bc heâs a god and sheâs a titan?? I thought it went the other way
Pat comments on how itâs weird to have Johnny Cage fight for her at points in the battle
Pat finally wins the match, Kronica gets turned to glass and shattered. The Caught and Compromised clip plays
Now Liu Kang is in charge of watching over the Earth realm, mortal Raiden helps (âRaiden's gonna diieeâ)
Game ends just like that, credits roll, Pat: âOh thatâs it, thatâs how it ends?!â
Comments on how the next MK can be about literally whatever they want, bc this game set it back to square 1
Cassie apparently has a fatality where she can kick someone in the nuts and have their skeleton pop out âthatâs really goodâ
Patâs gonna start picking characters to learn moves of and train w them
Pat says apparently thereâs three different endings. Not major changes, just is dictated by how long it takes you to defeat the final boss
He got two (2) new maps
Wants to learn the kicking people in the nuts to make their skeleton pop out lmao
âI guess I need to unlock the dick kickâ
Does a fatality that involves the character getting ripped in half, then a tomato getting thrown at them
Looked up the Cassie fatality and tries it
Her opponent literally did a piss right before the fight. He really did. Pat lost that fight
Pat messed up the fatality
Decided to try to Krypt before raiding Thomasâ stream
Same actor who played Shang Tsung in the movies played him in the game. Pat geeks out
Pat says this Krypt is better than in other games bc it used to be a dungeon crawl to find things. Now, you just open chests
Pat finds a hammer, uses it to get Koinsâ˘
The raid guys should make a MK movie. Apparently the recent John Wick has them fight the raid guys
Pat doesnât know how much he should drink before going to see the new John Wick. Heâs going w Ryan at the Alamo (I assume a theatre)
Pat finds a gong and feels he must hit it with the hammer
Pat says the Krypt changes what loot it has based on what time of day you go to see it
Pat doesnât know whether or not thereâs going to be fights in this area, or if itâs just opening chests
He still thinks heâs going to work w Scorpion and Jax to get good at to learn combos (also probably Jacqui). Wants to do a group play session at some time
Charlie is sneezing!!
Patâll be back on Thursday (8 pm EST) with Donk Souls again (if that doesnât work, heâll find something else)
Charlie went up on Patâs lap!!!
Abby streams on Tuesdays at the same time as Pat. He says you should watch both simultaneously
Sent chat to raid Thomas
End of stream
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April 25th 2019- Mortal Kombat 2nd Stream
Summary: Pat plays Mortal Kombat 11 on his Twitch channel and an interesting story line ensues
Content warnings: blood, gore, violence, and death (in-game)
Stream starts at 5:17 (starts 10 mins in)
Pat is reminded to turn on subtitles!
Welcomes some peeps in chat (including faith!)
Sets up some block words so as to help others avoid spoilers for the new avengers game (leading to chat posting wildly untrue avengers spoilers âsnape kills bumbleboreâ)
Pat: âHmmm⌠uhhh⌠Iâm now realizing i donât know much about the marvel cinematic universe.â
Piss! from unlimitedpastapass
this takes a few minutes as he accidentally writes all blocked words as one and has to fix it!
People in chat are cheating their way past the filter by misspelling character names. Pat: âthangus?â
âMike, hereâs the secret about my content, it doesnât have to be goodâ
Catches up on subs and follows
Says he hasnât gone far enough in mk to get to microtransactions yet
Starts again in mk story mode
Mentions how you can finish a specific chapter of mk to unlock frost
âThereâs kainos beardâ
Compares a mk character to austin aries
âHe definitely wants to kiss himselfâ
Wants the next chapter to be a gone home style with Jax
Is drinking water and a jarritos watermelon
Mentions how favs are lime and grapefruit
âHe is really going after his grandpa instinctsâ
Long cutscene which included pat saying aw at how jade wouldnât betray kitana
âShe's been nortedâ
Everyone in chat loves this bug woman character until she spits out bugs
Pally9x then plays âthey put bugs in himâ sound which causes a pat laugh
âThose guys gotta hit the gymâ - pat @ really buff characters in a cutscene
Memeshart brought up their love for a bunch of characters being in a âStealth conga lineâ
Pat laughing at enemies being âstupidâ during a cutscene
âWhoopsâ after a character stabs an enemy
âI'm just smashin buttons for the most partâ
âThats uncoolâ - Pat after a coatl calls for an execution
Theo, a staff member of Twitch enters the stream! âOh rad itâs that guy who hangs out with BDGâ
A character enters the cutscene with âPiss!â sound happening at the same, perfect time
Mentions how a character with a hat sounds exactly like Xavier Renegade angel
Mentions how he doesnât think that any of the characters in MK11 are canonically gay, but did have one in MKX
Some dudebro character named Johnny tries to make moves on a female in a very bad way, cuts to the whole team looking at him, promptly making him embarrassed (as he should be)
The dudebro Johnny gets slapped and gets his glasses knocked off, promptly puts on a second pair he had in his pocket, causing Pat to laugh
The chat roots on pat to âdestroy this fuckboy clownâ
Pat laughs and says âitâs so stupidâ at cutscenes
Faith in chat: âlotta piss in this stream tonight!â
âOh, here comes yeehaw.â
âIâm the anti kissin cowboy, aint nobody kissin on my watch.â
We apparently have a new character called the âabstinence cowboyâ
More cutscene confusion and laughter, âWhat the fuck is going on in this gameâ
Nut punch in the cutscene, followed closely by a âPiss!â
âI just stabbed that man with a trophy of myself.â
âOops, thatâs my organs, he got all my organsâ
Character: âIâm the starâ Pat, mockingly: âIm ThE sTaRâ
âHey guys whatâs going on I just showed up I hope nothing bad is happening hereâ Many bad things are happening
Chat goes buckwild over sheeva and her very good big four arms
Pat agrees with Memeshart in that a cutscene char. Is definitely liu kang wearing disguise
âI need that blood!â -Pat after getting fatally stabbed
Pat earns a halfway point trophy!
âYeah alright, so I gotta beat this guyâs ass in front of his whole familyâ
âouchie , stabby stabbyâ
âDonkey kong has diedâ plays after Pat dies in game
âJust fucking threw a dude at himâ
Mentions how he had âcheap-assâ chinese food that was very good and will reheat it tomorrow
âWhoops, shish kabobedâ after getting stabbed with a long katana
âBig torso on that oneâ
Pat gets to a big arena battle in main storyline with a lot of characters fighting each other
âI love tournament animeâ
âAh the bear hug, nobody escapes the bear hug!â
âI wanted Jaredâs wife (?) not his heir.â Pat: ProJared?
âThatâs a good message...and kicking them in the head is a nice touchâ
Pat, looking at the chat chanting for two characters ( kotal and ..green nina lady ) to kiss: âUhh donât think weâve had any kisses yet. Havenât had any kisses in a whileâ
âThink you can get away with it cause youâre hot?â -Pat @ character calling sonya some not nice words
Mentions while you cannot use additional outfits in story mode, you can unlock them
Sonya fights a very beat up 80s Johnny fuckboi before they team up to try and get out of the fight ring theyâre in
âJust guys bein dudesâ
âMmm.. howdy. I heard rumors that folks were kissinâ in here..â - Pat is bringing back the abstinence cowboy
Pat laughs at @moyeraidanâs comment: âwhy does sonya look like one of the college admission scandal momsâ
Mentions how mk has good fighting choreography
âRub my tummyâ
âThe absolute madlad, dropping the gunâ
âHeâs just making him sleepy that allâ after a cutscene char most definitely kills someone
âHeâs critical with a Kâ
âMy bonesâ
âstummy hurtâ
âOh, he needs that to think!â in regard to a character getting his head squeezed to death.
Chat compares ocean with green mist to,,,farts
âThis oceanâs got stink lines coming off it.â
âAh shit here we go againâ after a character says,, âhere we go againâ
Characters walking through a desolate wasteland, âseems fineâ
Plugs Thomasâ stream !! And mentions heâll be back either Saturday or Sunday and starts to host Thomasâ stream
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April 23, 2019 - Mortal Kombat 11 Story Time
Pat played Mortal Kombat 11 on his channel, major content warnings for blood, gore, graphic violence.
Link to VOD, starts at 00:09:45.
Heâs got cyberpunk lighting, oh shit heâs HACKED IN [Watch Clip]
Thanks his new subs at the beginning of the stream (including Faith)
Has not played game beforehand, runs tutorial at beginning
One beverage of the night is a watermelon ale
âOne small step for scorpion, giant leap for gamer-kindâ
Pat says itâs the third game in mortal Kombat series, starts w #9; everyone was in a fighting ring and it went so bad someone time traveled and reset it
He got 1000 coin $$
Has played Mortal kombat X (second one); says game is relatively similar
He brutally stabbed a guy in the tutorial and said âoopsâ
He says that thick blood is âthick jellyâ for the game
Plays multiple rounds in the tutorial to be more familiar with the game
Got more coins after his second round $$$. Capital Pat $
Fiddles w the setting before going back into gameplay
Says game requires people to memorize combo functions to play and if they donât get it right, they can get punished (like Dragon Ball Z)
Gets hit with a massive combo and goes âmmMM IM FINEâ
âThis is some Looney Tunes shitâ
Chooses to stay in tutorial; hears about âfatal blowââ which the cpu gave him last round
Requires more timing for fatal blows than previous mortal kombat; used to be able to hold down a button and give a fatality, apparently
âIt was an accident; it was fucking cool thoâ
Pat uses a character whose main weapon is a chain they can use to grapple on the enemy; is still figuring out the mechanics of the character
He referred to his stream as the pizza party
He entered the customize menu babey
Every menu option MUST start w a K instead of a C in the spirit of the game
Chat feels good about input controls
Chat plays caught and compromised when the boss of the game is revealed [Watch Clip]
Piss clip interrupts dramatic intro scene
Content warning: âeverything in the game is NASTYâ
BIG kw on this one (stands for âkontent warningâ)
Military girl gets promoted to commander bc nepotism, but still needs to duel person promoting her: âI need to kick YOUR ass ma'amâ
âMy mom kicked my assâ
Looks up special moves bc he canât beat his mom (also the mom is Sonya, which I think is a char from a previous MK game??)
Mom continues to kick his ass
âRIP mommyâ (i detest this man)
âDamn, mom with the MIX UPSâ
Finally beats the mom after three or so tries
Kung Lao can do hat decapitations
Pat wants to direct mortal kombat
An intense laser went off in the story and someone played the piss clip at the same time [Watch Clip]
Gives more shoutouts
Thinks the notion of guns in mortal kombat is funny bc guns are never used in the fights
Pat says memeshart should run the streams
*Pat, mocking the storyline* âThe BONE templeâ
Faith is responsible for many of the piss button presses in this stream
Wants to play as Jackie in the game; doesnât want to play as Cassie (probably bc sheâs not in previous games?)
Hour mark goes by, chat presses h to hydrate
Character says âfuck you!â after a long battle; Pat agrees
Mom is buried by some rocks, Pat: âshe could get out if she were a little boulderâ (chat proceeds to yell at Pat)
LincolnCarpenter used all of their piss bucks đ
After the dad realized his wife had died, someone in the chat played the Donkey Kong has Died music; Pat erupts in laughter, âIâm sweatyâ [Watch Clip]
Prisoner has a colosseum fight. Pat: âthis is so fuckin stupidâ
Characters (and Pat) react to time travel element of the plot. Pat remembers some, but not all of the characters. Chat (and Pat) makes memes about characters seeing different versions of themselves
Some of the gore freaked out Pat
Gets new fighting avatar, checks out moves, butchers one of them: âhuEHheâ
âIâm just gonna mash the buttonsâ
Roleplays as his new avatar to himself
I think this game calculates points in decimal?? Why
An assassin appeared out of a cloud of blood from a previously killed enemy. Pat called her his âblood wife,â then sipped on some ale
He has a brief cowboy noise discussion; âthey all sound like McCreeâ (character from Overwatch)
Calls the blood of his enemies âgamer fuelâ while still fighting the cowboy
Calls a character âour anti-imperialist baeâ (eat the rich)
(sing-song voice) âGamer fuuuueeeeeeel in my mouthâ
âDâvorahâ apparently means âda fuqâ in mortal kombat (to Pat, during his entrance)
Questioned how Raiden is pronounced (Raid-en in MK, Ry-den in Metal Gear)
Game: âThere are two erasâ Pat: âAaaah yes thatâs how time worksâ
Doubts the gameâs explanation of how immortals donât have duplicates, but mortals do. Laughs at plot holes
Tfw you accidentally call your general mom, âGeneral Mommyâ [Watch Clip]
Pat has to fight a baby scorpion (the character)
A character the chat calls Hat Man invented dabbing (bc game takes place 20 yrs before dabbing was a thing)
Plays as the Hat Man during a fight, spends first couple seconds figuring out how to throw the hat
âIâm dead. Heâs gonna rip my spine out of my assâ
He did a cool combo and said âGood.â with so much authority
Poses question to the chat: âif you and your best friend are on a mystical quest and run into evil, double versions of yourself, do you fight your evil double, or your friendâs evil double?â
Chat is making Christmas Carol memes bc the time travel discussion
Hat Man runs into his evil double âSame hatâ
Characters made decision to fight their own evil doubles
Pat remembers cyber machines
Pat smiles in a :D way and does a little dance [Watch Clip]
Sub-Zero is introduced, âHey Boyâ soundbit plays
Pat mocks robot death bc no feelings âmy dreeeeamsâ [Watch Clip]
Characters walk by heads floating in tanks, dismembered body pieces, âNASTY, this game is grossâ
character gets sawed in half; pat makes a loud, grossed-out noise
âGod damn you Cipher!â sound bit plays while an evil ice lady is revealing plans
Pat fights a character named âNoob Saibotâ (chat reacts as youâd expect)
âCaught and compromisedâ soundbit plays again
Stream wraps up, Pat is sleeby and does a Big Yawn, thanks the mods
Raids Thomas âStrawbieryâ Biery
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Your logo looks dope as hell holy fuck
Thanks! One of our admin, @duderave, designed it!
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22/04/19 - Jenna & Pat streaming Days Gone
Pat and Jenna are streaming Days Gone for one hour because thatâs how much theyâre allowed to show us. The game is about fighting zombies (âfreakersâ), other humans, and keeping the main characterâs brother alive, but mostly actually about riding a hog around. They also discuss the horror genre, Alien vs Aliens and if you can pet dogs in this game.
Link to the VOD.
The stream starts with a âStay Tunedâ screen, but Jenna is welcoming people in the chat.
âIâm just oiling my bike up, polishing my decals.â
âYes I am steaming up my hawgâ
Pat enters the chat to say âYeehogâ
Video starts at just after 6:00, Pat begins by saying âYeehogâ out loud, Jenna echoes back, Pat then immediately goes to fix sound levels
Jennaâs bike is named âThe Tenderloinâ and weâll see why when she starts running down some zombies
Jennaâs played about 10 hours of this game, but weâre back to a specific save
Pat:Â âIt seems like a video gameâ Jenna:Â âIt certainly is thatâ
Subs get turned on, game audio gets turned down, Jenna says writing of the game is surprisingly good
Jenna:Â âabout to make some friendsâ, Jenna then attacks and kills a man with a bat
Stealth is important in this game, freakers (zombies) can take a lot of damage, but stealth attacks allow one hit kills
Explanation of the game: it is like Last of Us, but with âsick hogsâ
âThere were no hogs in Last of Us, which I think is one of the biggest shortcomings.â - Pat
This is one hour into the game play and theyâre only allowed to show us one hour of the game from this point, if they go over time Sony will send a biker gang and Jenna will be in trouble for being âtoo cool a bikerâ
An important mechanic of the game is marking âboyosâ with binoculars, because enemies wander and it tracks their health
Pat thinks zombies sound like they are eating spaghetti. He also makes spaghetti eating noises. Donât like that.
Jenna hasnât had an issue with ammo management, Pat is excited for some âhog actionâ
Chat asks if the game is running at 60 fsp. Pat:Â âMy gamer eyes tell me big noâ
Chat really likes Patâs gamer eyes
Embargo on this game is apparently pretty strict and maybe the lower fps is a preview setting
âShould we go deal with Crazy Willieâs infestation?â - Pat
Pat:Â âOh, cool, you got a fleshlightâ Jenna:Â âUh, yeah, I guess you could call it thatâ
Pat, at the chat:Â âI said flashlight, why is everyone being weird?â (No, you didnât)
The controller starts speaking and neither of them like it
Theyâre talking about hogs now, Jenna: âHog ride real goodâ, âHell yes you can drift this hogâ, her previous hog got âmetroidedâ (Patâs word)
Jenna just ran over a zombie for chat. She did that for us.
Someone from chat says âJenna is too good at games to know what happens when you fuck upâ, Jenna is one with the hog, in tune with it
Jenna doesnât like zombies surprise attacking her since sheâs talking on stream
She goes to deal with a zombie infestation and keeps saying sheâll ârelease the Mollyâ (Molotov cocktails), she is nervous because there werenât many zombies inside the nest
Apparently the freakers eat each other ??? like when one of them is dead, the other will eat it
Jenna kills a zombie, Pat:Â âKnife to meet youâ
She said that if you kill a zombie, you keep their EAR!!
There are children zombies, which are called newts, and adult zombies will sometimes attack and kill them, which is âsomethingâ
There are human enemies in this game as well, Jenna:Â âas we all know, humanity is the true monsterâ
Pat says the zombs seem really dumb
He thinks theyâre too easy to kill, but I think Jenna is just too good at gaming
Theyâre talking about horror! (timestamp 27:30, if you want a discussion about the origin of zombies in this game and whether they are infected or not)
Jenna says that she keeps thinking weâre over zombies, but weâre not, she predicts environmental horror as next big thing
âWeâre seeing an emergence of horror movies where people without disabilities are forced to live the life of people with disabilities. Which isnât great.â Go off Jenna.
Pat talks about Godzilla and climate change, also he thinks the new Godzilla looks good because it looks like a bunch of big monsters fighting
Pat asks Jenna what her favourite horror archetypes are
Jenna likes witches, but doesnât like how a lot of the stuff is like âwhat if we were right for burning witchesâ, she also likes undead and cult stories
Jenna doesnât like and understand the grading - she got 44% and doesnât understand why
Pat says he thinks it looked boring, Jenna says sheâs already done this story, so she knew what to expect
Continuing with horror (timestamp 31:00): Alien or Aliens? Pat likes the first one more, the second one is âa bunch of James Cameron bullshitâ, they then discuss why they like the first film more
They are wondering how much of a good guy the main character is, as he kills nearly all other humans he meets, Pat:Â âand then a book about their murder plans falls from their bodyâ
Oh weâre meeting Jennaâs in-game brother. A cult burned his arm because they didnât like his tattoos. Pat doesnât like his tattoos either. Jenna appreciates the aesthetic of a full head tattoo.
Jenna likes that every time the main character is asked where his brother is, he tells a different lie about his location.
Pat asks about âbike juiceâ, they then discuss game mechanics regarding the bike
Jennaâs having some hog trouble, she ran into a fence.
Jennaâs riding to go âfuck up some humans who have done nothing to us, but someoneâs paying us to do itâ
Oh shoot Jenna drove too far into the humanâs camp and everyone is swarming to the bike, she stealth kills some from a bush, then runs away while shooting from an AK, Pat provides extra sound effects
Someone from chat asks what happens when you die, Pat says that thatâs a difficult philosophical question, another ask is if the main character is going to hell, Jenna says definitely, there was some drug delivering she had to do
Jenna killed another guy with a wooden plank, Pat:Â âYou just introduced him to the newest millennial trend: planking.â
Chat is mad at Pat for that
They discuss Rockstar-type open world games and having to do stuff for characters you donât like
Jenna:Â âYou know heâs [main character] a good guy, because he let that one woman go, despite killing ten people just before.â
Everyone in chat is saying that Deacon, main character, is a true feminist (probably because he saved that one woman???)
Pat points out that the location of the game is Bend, Oregon, the location of the last Blockbuster. Jenna will keep her eyes peeled for it.
âI feel like zombie fiction just gave up on scary and just goes for stressful.â - Pat
My cat just showed up to cuddle with me and I just think thatâs worth noting.
Someone from chat notes that they got a blueprint for a spike bat, because you canât just hammer nails into a bat, need a plan for that
The in-game brother says to the main character that âThat code of yours is gonna get you killedâ, Jenna repeats that to Pat, is this a running joke/thing for them? (Pat nods in response)
Pat has started yawning
Jenna starts riding and says âHogs up, boysâ (timestamp 51:47, I recommend listening to it), Pat asks, while laughing, if thatâs what bikers say when they start riding, Jenna says that thatâs what this biker says and repeats it, Pat laughs more
Pat:Â âHills are sort of natureâs bike rampsâ
Theyâve decided to close out the stream âjust ridinââ
Oh Jennaâs STUNTIN, she drives into a tree, Pat:Â âyou are immune to treesâ
Except she just ran into some people and has to kill them
Sheâs just freed Charlie Day from a hostage situation
Apparently the studio that made this also made Bubsy 3D? I donât know what that is. Pat verified that with a quick google.
Pat asked if she can drive the bike into water, it killed both the bike and the main character
Pat yawns again
Jenna took out some more humans and then stunted too hard
âOoh my bikeâs really smokinâ isnât it?â - Jenna
âItâs vapinâ. You got a vape bike now.â - Pat
Jenna says that biking is the best part of the game.
Jennaâs hog has run out of juice and theyâve just decided to end the stream there
The game will be out on the 26th, that is it.Â
Jenna, rotating the camera: âHereâs Deacon. Heâs doing his best, but that involves a lot of murder.â
Lighting round: havenât seen other outfits for Deacon, can do hog upgrades, can do new weapons, the bike has a decal and a bandana (itâs part of Jennaâs gang)
Final note: Jenna hasnât seen any dogs in the game, but there are wolves. You cannot pet the wolves, more âdie by their handsâ.
They might stream this game again once itâs out of embargo, theyâll stream also when they have other games they want to show us.
Pat has got the lunch time sleepies and thatâs why heâs yawning, he says that Deacon is a bastard and âhog up, boysâ, and thatâs the end of the stream.
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April 21st, 2019 - Patâs Easter/Post 4/20 Donk Souls Stream
Pat played another stream of Donk Souls, back again with Magnum Jr. Stream went on for a little over 3 1/2 hours, so thereâs quite a bit to note
Recaps a bit on yesterday's stream, telling the story of Magnum Jr.
Is interrupted by piss as he explains how he wants to find a loincloth for Magnum Jr, we are still on the fight for as naked of a Kong as possible
"Suns out guns out here in Lothric" - Pat, 2k19
Thanks some good subbers
Waluigi subbed up, thank you Waluigi
Vordt of the Boreal Valley is a fun name
"Hey.. hey, man.. hey.... alright bye, guess I'll see you later, man." - Pat @ a skeleton lookinâ enemy who walked away from him
Magnum Jr. has an arrow through his neck is he ok
4/20 was successful because he didnât do weed due to it being an illegal criminal activity
"I don't want to perry.. what do i look like... Matthew?"
Has a very long stare at the chat ".................Matthew Perry"
Bonk bonk bonk souls
Gives a few more gifted sub shoutouts
Half-logan?
( Chunk of the stream is missing about right here. Only about 30 minutes, sorry about that )
He doesnât drop pants
Beeline for vort
Memeshart is giving good gamer advice ( Iâm sorry Pat, we all know Memeshart is the supreme gamer here )
âI got vortedâ - Pat Gill, 2k19
Letâs fucking go, Pat can do it, we got this
Pat has fought this Vordt X times
âJuice time, baby, juice meâ - also Pat, 2k19
Heâs having more trouble than usual bc his other characters wore clothes
Vordt Souls
RP: do you guys know my dad?
Hums to konkey dong
X is your uber ride, am outside
God dammit, dogs. Heâs killing the bone dogs.
One of this weird turtleback men is actually my friends that wants to hang out with me
Does that make me into beef jerky? I want my Kong to be fresh
More dog hate. Heâs getting mauled by dogs. âPlease lord of Dark Souls donât let these dogs kill meâ
âWhy canât I use ember? Is it because I already am bird shit?â nice joke.
Tropical freeze is such a good soundtrack. Heâs done into the past and he may switch to it towards the end
He wants to bottle feed the kittens. He feels the best way to get a kitten to drink out of the bottle is by convincing them they really donât want it to drink out of the bottle
Just realized he doesnât know what the fuck is going on in this game after noticing for the first time a person is growing into a plant. Now heâs wondering why the people in this town are turning into trees. Angel b: theyâve commited treason
greatest victory : theyâre turning over a new leaf
He wants to make today and tomorrow pizza days. And heâs got a big thing of lactaid so heâs set to commit this mistake
Heâs working on the environmental storytelling. Thatâs why he likes it, you have to put it together
If Ken Levine made this game heâd had made it clear by writing on a wall or something but not here
Dark Souls II: spooky stuff here in dark souls. Thatâs why the game is not called light and breezy souls
He got box stabbed, but heâs having a nice time souls
âThis is my friend, Johnny, get it?â - We didnât get it
âThis is my friend, Davidâ
âThis is also my friend, Nickâ
âJohnny cage.. because itâs a bunch of people in a cageâ ( can confirm joke landed only for like two people )
This area gives Bloodborne vibes. Sorta medieval Bloodborne
âIâm not gonna use the whipâ
jk he might try
Important update: Charles is sneezing
Camera angle is not in Patâs favor up in this ruins and he hates it
He doesnt wanna fight anyone called Hodrick
Weâre gonna avoid Hodrick and go fight a giant shooting arrows from a tower
22.32 Bijan is here
Memeshart is a consultant-- Pat is calling on memeshart like an Alexa
âMemeshart, play Despacitoâ Another great joke, Patrick
Weâre testing Memeshartâs knowledge boundaries
Memeshart lore: They were picked up from a shipwreck by the current memeshart
Pat doesnât remember this part being so annoying ( he also doesnât remember he had clothes for the other characters )
Again with the Johnny/David/Nicholas Cage joke ( but now we all got it )
Heâs avoiding killing non hostiles ( he definitely killed them in his main files, though )
Grim Acceptance: The emotion that bopping to The Entire Buck Bumble Theme for 3000 Bits elicits
Heâs not particularly excited for the Sega Genesis mini. He didnât have a Sega so heâs not particularly nostalgic
Bastard Sword: âI am kind of a bastard.â
22.48 Faithâs here
X i s one of hs favorite tracks in the Donkey Kong Country soundtrack
dumbassrights was gifted a sub. a good username, we can all agree
Unspoken chat rule: You arenât allowed to say you got pizza without also saying the toppings
âHe- he packed a bowl, but it was 420 yesterday!â - Pat
Very close to having the loincloth
âLove a big ratâ
He doesnât lock on a lot of enemies, especially big enemies, with enemies surrounding
Even more dog hate. Sorry, canât relate.
Onion man is with us. he did not help with dog enemy.
âThis guy sounds like Paul F. Tompkins doing Alan Thickeâ
Heâs good friends with the big archer giant. Friendship goals.
Bijan: âCan anyone explain the plot of Dark Souls?â
Pat: âNo.â
âItâs time to probably dieâ
Onion man is sleeping, chat decides to spam z for good slumbers
Lore check: this is the son of Magnum Kong , Magnum Kong Junior and heâs trying to find his dad, his papa, his daddy.
Went full âThatâs rough, buddyâ with âThey really just tied a bunch of people to these burning wheels, huhâŚ.. rough..â
âIâm not good at archery, but the point is not about doing well, itâs about having fun.â
( sees enemies ) ( gasp ) two of them! ( dies )
Memeshart comes in again to say Pat missed a chest. Thank you for your service, Memeshart
Memeshart was right ( as always )
enemies: throw orbs
pat: Is that allowed??
Still hasnât seen the bone ball. Boneball watch 2k19
âPerfect for us whomst love to hate wear pantsâ
Spitballing this part because he hasnât played it.
( picks up a reinforced club ) âIâve joined the reinforced club. The club is me. I am the club.â
âgoinâ on a quick loin cloth questâ
âIâm not sure what burning an undead bone shard does, but 420 was yesterday.â - I am not sure what this means but he isnât wrong, I guess?
Weâre gonna go burn an undead bone shard in a loincloth
âLoincloth is a bit more modest than previous ones but we got the legs exposed which is importantâ - good fashion advice from pat
âI do like the swing of the cloth it makes you think you might have a little peek if you get luckyâ
âIâm touching a lady hold the fucking phone dude. Did I fail the touch?â
Young Man Charles was in the background for like 5 seconds and chat went absolutely nuts. As they should.
âI just wish we could get the ass out more in this game. I guess they cut down on the ass.â
Pat yeeted the sword master.
Weâre gonna fuck up a tree. Heâs the first or second big boss in Dark Souls 3
Content Warning: Nasty Boss. Patâs gonna smack this treeâs groin area.
Faith is somehow not fond of this boss. I wonder why
Charlie showed up but Pat is busy busting these veggieâs nuts
Patâs still adamant about not using the whip: âIâm not gonna whip this tree dudeâs nardsâ
âWatchinâ Highlander on 4/20!â
Does not want to be hollow, would rather be âplump and svelteâ
âI love when my elaborate attack doesnât hit.â - A relatable gamer feel by Pat
Pat is having a sweaty one today
âWe should clay-lessâŚ. We should mackle-less ( old man groaning noises )â
âI think the gentleman doth mackle too much.â
Oh, itâs drag JK Rowling oâclock! sipping_that_tea.jpg
According to Pat you psychologically cannot poop standing up
âWhy did she say that? why did she do this?â
Chat says that babies poop standing up. Pat responds with, âBabies arenât like us.â
âIâve had enough poopoo peepee talk for today. Fuck JK Rowling.â
Chat is going full trans rights for seemingly no reason, itâs beautiful.
Was that little man always there? We may never know. Pat definitely does not remember the lil dude though, but seems to appreciate his presence nonetheless.
Here goes the french champagne
c h u n k y  r o l l i n â
admin duderave put that he spilled cottage cheese on himself in chat, âduderave⌠how much cottage cheese was spilledâŚâ
admin duderave was laughed at for spilling cottage cheese on himself. it be like that sometimes.
Aerospoon back at it again gifting about 10 subs today. Nice goinâ, buddy, doing Godâs work on this fine Easter
He was talking about his next stream and got distracted by Charlie, as you do ( the next stream is tuesday at 8pm est )
Heâs got the whole day off on Tuesday bc he worked pretty much all week due to traveling
After clicking around for a minute, decided to raid thatguyTagg, and said goodbye
End of stream!
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4/20 (nice) - Pat + Faith stream Donk Souls!
Pat plays Dark Souls III set to the Donkey Kong Country soundtrack with a character designed to resemble a Kong. Faith draws her interpretations of Dark Souls characters. A bullet point summary of what you missed:
The stream starts with Faith drawing a nice little crystal lizard!
Pat welcomes chat to the stream and reads off the names of people who have just subbed/resubbed.
Pat decides not to turn on CC for the stream because it would not pick up on Faith.
Pat and Faith briefly talk about Warped Tour. Faith mentions that her brother attended the 2007 Warped Tour and Pat asks her if she can ask her brother who was on the line-up. She says she can try but we never hear back. We will never know if the bands were bad.
Pat tries to plug Badvertising, the podcast he guested on recently, but he misspeaks and calls it Sadvertising. He explains that this is the name of his spinoff of Badvertising.
Faith canât hear the music on-stream so Pat tells her where to find the playlist, and mentions that it was posted by someone with the username familyguy10. Chat thanks Family Guy.
Someone plays âAhhh the French!â from the soundboard and Pat recites it word-for-word.
âThere is a California champagne by Magnum Kong.â -Pat
Pat mentions visiting California recently and talks about the food he enjoyed there.
Pat and Faith start creating the new Kong in the Dark Souls character creator.
Pat decides to set the characters class to âcommonerâ and Faith calls him a âKongmonerâ. Itâs a good joke.
The Kong looks like a Waluigi at first. Pat and Faith remark that Waluigi is the base form from which all characters are crafted.Â
Pat and Faith consider giving the Kong chest hair, but chat determines that all Kongs shave their chests.
Pat struggles with the Kongs nose, as he cannot make the tip look flat enough in profile.
âIs there a way to just turn the nose off?â -Faith
Pat finally manages to set nose to ânoâ, but it still looks bad.
They decide to accept the nose and move on to the mouth.
âOh man, Iâve just like not been drawing for two minutes because Iâve just been looking on in horrorâ -Faith
Pat protrudes the mouth to balance the absence of a nose.
Our character finally starts to look like a Kong.
âHe wants revenge on whoever took away his good nose.â -Faith
âHow come âfeminineâ turns the face green?!â -Pat
âOh, well thatâs like- you know how all girls wear a lot of foundation and stuff- itâs because weâre all green under there.â -Faith
Faith suggests that maybe this Kongâs mission is to find his son. Pat chooses a face option that makes the Kong look friendly, and Faith clarifies that the Kong is only on his way to pick his son up from soccer practice.
His backstory is later updated from dad-finding-son to son-finding-dad. This new Kong is Magnum Kong Jr., son of the Magnum Kong from Patâs playthrough of Dark Souls I.
It is established that Jr.âs mother is the senatorâs wife that Magnum Kong fucked in Dark Souls I. Â
âHe looks just like his motherâ -Pat
âHeâs got her powdered lipsâ -Faith
Pat and Faith give Jr. a small tattoo of a horse on his cheekbone.
It is established that Jr. is a soundcloud rapper who goes by the name of âLilâ Nanoâ, short for banana.
Pat and Faith move into the hair options.
âThis is not your daddyâs Kongâ -Pat
They settle on a swept back mullet dyed bleach blond.
They play with facial hair but decide against it, as they prefer a youthful look.
Art update: Faith has drawn a very cool Dancer of the Boreal Valley!
Pat and Faith play with the brows and forehead before finally feeling satisfied with the new Kong.
Stream loses Faith for a couple minutes. Pat focuses on bringing her back.
They finally move into gameplay.
Pat realizes that Dark Souls III will not allow him to remove Jr.âs pants. He is distressed by this and starts looking for armor that will override this.
Pat and Faith talk about 4/20 plans while Pat fights a crystal lizard. Neither have plans.
Binchofthewilds â one of our admin â gets a shoutout for a good username!!!!
Pat and Faith talk about hanging out while Pat was in California. They talk about food again.
Faith mentions that LA weather forecast currently has a high of 69 fahrenheit, so itâs a double nice day.
Pat moves on to the first boss fight after failing to kill the crystal lizard. The boss kills him.
Art update: Faith has drawn a bone wheel chasing a little dude this time. Very cool!
Faith convinces Pat to lower the price on the sound titled âFaithâs Cowboy Buttonâ, which plays the sound of the cowboy yell from the song âBig Enoughâ.
Pat relents and chat immediately spams the button, resulting in the sound of multiple cowboy yells overlayed on top of each other. Pat raises the price again.
Pat talks about his upcoming projects at Polygon, including more videos like the recent one with Marcus Scribner, as well as Unraveled season 2!
Faith mentions that she just recently watched the Unraveled Pokerap presentation. Pat says it was great to watch live and remarks that it was very cool that Polygon allowed Brian to take a month off of everything else to focus primarily on the Pokerap.
Faith talks about designing a teenage girlâs bedroom at an old job and says that she filled it with katanas, because she believed the girl would collect them. She says that she ultimately had to remove the katanas but was glad to have worked in a place where she felt comfortable being creative.
Pat mentions having a katana saved in his amazon wishlist, but he has been unable to buy it as it has not been available for months.
Faith talks about her rock and mineral collection. She remarks that it is a conveniently aesthetically pleasing hobby.
âAll of my hobbies involve piles of cablesâ -Pat
Pat mentions trying raw beef (steak tartare) at a tapas place during a work dinner.
Faith talks about being vegetarian. She says she only started in high school, but giving up beef wasnât hard as she rarely ate it due to the mad cow disease scare.
Art update: Faith has drawn a really cool jailer. She remarks that the character fits her personal aesthetic perfectly.
Pat asks Faith which part of the human body is her least favorite to draw. She says that she always gets frustrated while trying to draw foreheads going into noses. Pat says he always has trouble drawing feet.
âI would never draw a toe.â -Pat
Faith talks about the graphic novel she is working on. She is writing it as well as drawing it. It is about a girl who turns into a ball of lightning and it sounds very cool. Pat is excited about it.
Someone in chat dropped ice cream on the FLOOR. Pat starts talking about vegan ice cream. Faith mentions not knowing about liquid nitrogen ice cream until she ordered it in a restaurant and they started pouring âfogâ on the counter.
Pat and Faith start talking about Jojoâs Bizarre Adventure. All of the characters are apparently named after bands, including a character just named âCarsâ? There is a self-insert character in Jojoâs with way too big of a role. Someone in chat says that Jojoâs sounds like Riverdale, somehow. The admins did not understand this part of the stream.
Final art update: Faith has drawn a very good Winged Knight. He is a Big Boy and we love him.
Pat talks briefly about trying to get back into art. He says that Faithâs art is encouraging because it shows that you can draw anything.
End of stream!
Link to all of Faithâs good Dark Souls art: [x]
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Another update: The account is here and it is up and running! We will be posting our first summary tomorrow (4/20) on Patâs stream. You can follow us on this blog if you want to see those updates and we will see you then!
- Maddie
Hey yâall so I thought of an idea to make a polygon blog dedicated to filling people in on what happened in twitch livestreams from polygon people!! Iâm not very good with watching streams in free time (though I will have more free time now), but I would need other people to be admins on the blog in case other admins miss the stream.
If youâre interested in being an admin, dm me! If not, you can just spread the word about it!!
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