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(919): Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line? http://tfl.nu/b4n4
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(413): That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet. http://tfl.nu/25ou
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(303): Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability" http://tfl.nu/w8b2
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(972): I ate a hotdog off the ground last night. http://tfl.nu/6rh3
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(615): I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget (1-615): Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from... http://tfl.nu/z1jn
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(217): Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween? http://tfl.nu/y1v4
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(986): He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me? http://tfl.nu/140p
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(253): You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night. http://tfl.nu/mi7w
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(703): sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out http://tfl.nu/kkie
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(785): Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now http://tfl.nu/nbd3
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(518): No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm. http://tfl.nu/nghr
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(+35): I just look at my butt and see so much potential. http://tfl.nu/m633
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(813): What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken http://tfl.nu/4g9c
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Dylan: hey maks i have to call off breakfast with u tmr :c sorry but smth came up
Maks: this is
Dylan: ?
Maks: the part wHEN
Dylan: maks.
Maks: I SAY I DONT WAN YA, IM STRONGER THAN I BEEN BEFOORE
Dylan: i thought this would be easier with texts
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(902): I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence. http://tfl.nu/pvbz
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(907): It's a journey (1-907): And the destination is his penis? (907): Precisely. http://tfl.nu/ln5a
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(817): Where are you?  I hear fireworks and you've gone missing.  I'm sure that is not coincidence. http://tfl.nu/yx0o
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