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can i hold your hand jeb im scared:((( i thin nk i judt shuit murusle
JEBEDIAH: You should be killed.
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[panting very heavily and being oh so shaky,,,,,, unstable critter]
-soup
[The scitentist, holding you gently, takes you to Phobos's office and sets you down on his desk. They quickly leave. Phobos isn't there yet, it seems...]
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[BITING HIS HAND. BEING VERY LOUD AND NOISY.]
-soup
[Gonne flails his hands. Soon, a scientist comes over to tenderly remove Soup.]
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I AM CASTING EVIL SPELLS UPON YOU
CRACKPOT: OH MOTHERFUCKER
[His legs fall apart like lego bricks.]
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[VERY LOUD SWUEALING. AND CLAWING. AND BITING]
-soup
[Gonne shushes you angrilly.]
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Fluffy-wuffy has escaped my lab, please be on the look out! She's a giant cobalt blue tarantula, and she's angry and fond of biting anyone but me. - Dr Q
PHOBOS: A tarantula? I'll have everyone on high alert. May I take a picture with her before I get her to you? I love spiders. You know, my favorite spider is the ogre faced spider, it does this thing with its legs where--
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[LOUD SQUEALING]
-soup
[Gonne simply rolls his eyes. He doesn't seem to care that you're about to be subjected to a tortuous demise.]
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Mother I crave violence
GONNE: Oh, god damnit...
[He tosses a small creature at you.]
GONNE: That should occupy you for a few minutes, yes?
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me when im snooping through sensitive documents
JEBEDIAH: Hey.
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grackpot lose controll
I got this custom skateboard with Nexus Core logo printed on it
SHOW ME??????
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I got this custom skateboard with Nexus Core logo printed on it
SHOW ME??????
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why are we in nevada
shrugs
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<- set on fire
[sQUEALING and RUNNING AROUND]
-soup
[Phobos grabs you, wrapping you up in his coat to snuff out the flame.]
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I cast fireball
BRO.
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bro what'd i miss
good lord is that really a question you wanna ask
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taking a short break, will be back in a few days
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Wow I sure do hope I don't random explode with the force of 2 tons of C4
*explodes*
BRO
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