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icky rap

i ick on this track and then i squeak 

when the beat drops i turn into a freak

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Birthday date 💖

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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

#she fucking killed him

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She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

#yeag #get them by the stomach. stud

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Buddies, Darlings, Sillies, Mates even

- Only sold in pairs, DO NOT separate them ⚠️

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #boots n bombs #tf2 demoman #tf2 soldier #demosolly #pikmin #silly little guys #reminding myself of how much i love to draw food

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zzaamn not me drawing this texan guy again YEEEEEHAAAAAW WOOOO-HEE

bleeh i like him :P

#tf2 engineer

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What the hell man

Most fucked up thing i ever drew...

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this is one of my favorite videos ever

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Yeah she used me like a toy last night 😏

*smash cut to scene where I am being taken apart like LEGOS * nah post canceled this still reads as unironically sexual somehow. Bye

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To The Bus Driver - Jordan Bolton

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i'm obsessed with her. you don't know what i'd do for her

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Things that will make your computer meaningfully faster:

Replacing a HDD with an SSD

Adding RAM

Graphics cards if you're nasty

Uninstalling resource hogs like Norton or McAfee (if you're using Windows then the built-in Windows Security is perfectly fine; if you're using a mac consider bitdefender as a free antivirus or eset as a less resource intensive paid option)

Customizing what runs on startup for your computer

Things that are likely to make internet browsing specifically meaningfully faster:

Installing firefox and setting it up with ublock origin

adding the Auto Tab Discard extension to firefox to sleep unused tabs so that they aren't constantly reloading

Closing some fucking tabs bud I'm sorry I know it hurts I'm guilty of this too

Things that will make your computer faster if you are actually having a problem:

Running malwarebytes and shutting down any malicious programs it finds.

Correcting disk utilization errors

Things that will make your computer superficially faster and may slightly improve your user experience temporarily:

Clearing cache and cookies on your browser

Restarting the computer

Changing your screen resolution

Uninstalling unused browser extensions

Things that do not actually make your computer faster:

Deleting files

Registry cleaners

Defragging your drive

Passively wishing that your computer was faster instead of actually just adding more fucking RAM.

This post is brought to you by the lady with the 7-year-old laptop that she refuses to leave overnight for us to run scans on or take apart so that we can put RAM in it and who insists on coming by for 30-minute visits hoping we can make her computer faster.

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rights received

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Tooncast Latin America (2015)

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Thank you everybody

Just slightly pictured a shrimp seviche and made myself sick

accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow